Sooo... this just came in the mail.

[DJ-Keen]

What I do wif it?

[Tiago11103]

lol you forgot the pic you now get +1 post

[Longhorn97]

That's some awesome mail right there...

[DJ-Keen]

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

Damnit lol

[Creakskiey]

Pics or it didn't happen..?

[Seriana]

At 8/22/08 05:00 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

Damnit lol

I already knew what you were talking about even without the picture.

Saw your topic before.

Anyway, what's it feel like?

[Tiago11103]

At 8/22/08 05:00 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

Damnit lol

stick it up your ass

[Slayer3751]

At 8/22/08 05:00 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

Damnit lol

Shove it up your mum's-

never mind...

[patm1313]

At 8/22/08 05:00 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

Damnit lol

It's a flashlight. Woopty-doo

[Creakskiey]

Oh yeah, that is used to bust people heads.

Or is it a flashlight..?

[Freaki-boy92]

learn to spell and use it to see in the dark...

it is a torch, right?

[an0x]

It looks like a pipe bomb. Do you live in Iraq by any chance?

[AzureSignal]

At 8/22/08 05:02 PM, Creakskiey wrote: Oh yeah, that is used to bust people heads.

Or is it a flashlight..?

It's a flashlight, which is used by cops to bust the criminals' sorry asses.

[Sn1p3rX44]

Try Multi-Tasking by playing Hellgate: London and using the Toy at the same time, ya Pro.

[Creakskiey]

At 8/22/08 05:03 PM, C1ph3r wrote:

At 8/22/08 05:02 PM, Creakskiey wrote: Oh yeah, that is used to bust people heads.

Or is it a flashlight..?

It's a flashlight, which is used by cops to bust the criminals' sorry asses.

They actually use another flashlight.

Don't move or I'm flashing!

[iateamexican]

Play Hellgate.

[Puzzled]

what is it?

use it as a weapon

[Jon]

wrap it around your crotch

[sonicmega]

*reads side* Fl...esh..light.

Oh shit.

[DJ-Keen]

At 8/22/08 05:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: I already knew what you were talking about even without the picture.

Saw your topic before.

Anyway, what's it feel like?

You know, it's funny, I expected it to be somewhat disappointing. But it really does feel real. Like, SURPRISINGLY real.

I definitely suggest it.

[lilcheeselad]

Its a flash light. You should send it to Wade to become a moderator.

Lucky...

[Erikio]

Fleshlight, so fuck it!

[Seriana]

At 8/22/08 05:25 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: You know, it's funny, I expected it to be somewhat disappointing. But it really does feel real. Like, SURPRISINGLY real.

I definitely suggest it.

Lots of people seem to like it. I expected for $60 the thing would have to be a show or go kind of thing, and they've been selling strong for years now. So it's not a surprise.

At least a woman doesn't cost $60, and it talks less too.

I would go through the effort of getting one but keeping it clean would be boring

[DJ-Keen]

At 8/22/08 05:09 PM, Puzzled wrote: what is it?

use it as a weapon

I kinda wish it was my level icon at the moment.

I've been a little turned off to women since my ex and I separated a while back, I've hooked up with 3 different women since then, and it was a total failure each time.

This is definitely MUCH better, I may go so far as to say it feels better, and I won't have to worry about evil bitches any more.

If you can get one, GET ONE. I'm writing a testimonial to the company as I type this.

[Earthshine]

use it to blind a bear.

hi C1ph3r

[Lucy]

Use it when theres a powercut.

[Nikenick]

Wow you sure got a BIG one.

[DJ-Keen]

At 8/22/08 05:43 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: So what does it pleasure? Rectum or genitals?

It pretty much pleasures your whole body while only touching one area. ;)

[Dromedary]

The fuck is a fleshlight?

[Thimbles]

At 8/22/08 06:05 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 05:43 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: So what does it pleasure? Rectum or genitals?

It pretty much pleasures your whole body while only touching one area. ;)

So, uhhh, how about the detailed description you promised?