Meetup with SardonicSamurai (pics)

[36Holla]

So yesterday I arrived in Ohio to meetup with Sard who is one of my good friends from here. I arrived to his house which was a decent sized place in a nice neighborhood. I was greeted at the door by Sard who had apparently been anxiously awaiting my arrival.

We started out with a good icebreaker of playing COD4 online and wiping the floor with everyone. We got some kids angry with us after we killed them by 300 points and they threatened to bring their friends who were apparently Prestiege 10 guys who had never lost a game ever. We laughed at them and made fun of their prepubescent voices and a good time was had. We did that for a few hours before we decided to get some lunch. Taco Bell was the destination and he took the opportunity to show me around the town. It was your average town, nothing special or out of the ordinary, but I enjoyed being showed around.

When we got back from that the first thing we noticed as we pulled up into Sard's driveway was that someone had vandalized his garage door with spray paint. The graffiti spelled out the name 'Firor' in loopy lines and over exaggerated letters. We noticed that Sard's garage wasn't the only one that had been vandalized though as other houses down the street had the same vandalism done to them.

At first we were just going to go inside but then we came up with the idea to go around and ask if anyone had seen anything suspicious. We asked his next door neighbor who said she saw a kid running away from her house awhile ago. We followed the direction that she pointed and we walked that way down the street. As we got to the next street we noticed that other houses on the other side were painted on as well. It was like following a trail. We kept walking block after block, following the ever present signs we saw.

Finally we saw a figure in the distance doing what looked like spraying on a garage door up ahead. We ran after the ruffian and shouted for him to stop so that we could apprehend him even though we were still a whole block away. He didn't listen to us though and he ran down the street and around the corner. When we got there, he was gone. Demoralized but somewhat satisfied at scaring the vandal away we returned to Sard's house where we ate our Taco Bell.

The Taco Bell didn't agree with me though and I had to take a nap to sleep off the stomach pains. When I woke up it was evening and I realized that I had to go back to college the next day so and that I had to drive the 6 hours back to Illinois. With a devastated look I wondered how I would surely be able to drive the 6 hours back and still have the energy to drive another 3 hours down to school and move into my apartment.

Then I woke up. And when I did, I yelled out "Curse you Newgrounds. Even in dream land I can not escape you!"

no not really

Yeah, but seriously I had that dream last night and the only pictures are the ones that you imagined in your head as you read the story. But on a scale of 1 to 10 how creepy is it to be dreaming about NG, and for that matter NG moderators?

Also share any dreams involving NG that you've had.

[Loltastic]

Pics?

[killerjeff]

I dream about you, me and Steve.... threesome.

[Achilles2]

At 8/21/08 08:43 PM, Loltastic wrote: Pics?

I do believe that we got played good sir.

[Gagsy]

I'm sad to say that I've had at least 5 dreams involving Newgrounds somehow. Had a few with users I know more personally, but seriously I've had dreams where I end up posting or going to post on here.

[CloudConnected]

I had a dream about spending the day wih Wade, I...I feel violated, penetrated somehow.

[FUNKbrs]

Dude, out of all the mods, fricking SARD?!?!?

WTF is wrong with you?

DID YOU KNOW SOME MODS HAVE VAGINAS!?!?!?!?

Also, if the meat had been with me...

STRIPPERS, DOPE, AND BOOZE, and LOTS of all three.

[killerjeff]

At 8/21/08 08:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Dude, out of all the mods, fricking SARD?!?!?

WTF is wrong with you?

DID YOU KNOW SOME MODS HAVE VAGINAS!?!?!?!?

Also, if the meat had been with me...

STRIPPERS, DOPE, AND BOOZE, and LOTS of all three.

I must draw a picture of you and 36holla fighting.

[36Holla]

At 8/21/08 08:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Dude, out of all the mods, fricking SARD?!?!?

WTF is wrong with you?

DID YOU KNOW SOME MODS HAVE VAGINAS!?!?!?!?

Also, if the meat had been with me...

STRIPPERS, DOPE, AND BOOZE, and LOTS of all three.

Next time I'll tell my brain to place me in a Tennessee bar with you where I'll get a bottle broken over my head. I've actually known Sard for awhile so it's not all that surprising to me. I'm also holding you to those three promises if I ever do have a meat with you, but replace dope with a Thor dildo and we'll be in business.

[Valz]

I dream of you & Sard having hot manly sex on twoboyskissing.com all the time. Can you make my dream a reality????

THANKS!!

[cast]

I had a dream about Tom being sad because Sherbert died just a couple nights ago, I already told him in PM's.. :(

[Slayer3751]

At 8/21/08 08:43 PM, Loltastic wrote: Pics?

He said it was a dream you moron.

[DariusR]

I had a dream Wade invited all the NG members to an annual circus. I flew all the way to Pennsylvania and saw a cage full of hounds on crack, and Wade had the evil laugh and released all the hounds. He called his circus "Survival of the Fittest". I think he was trying to weed out all the newfags.

[TheMayo]

i dont dream...

[Oliver]

Pics or it didn't happen...

[sirtom93]

At 8/23/08 03:53 PM, spamup99 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen...

Of course it didn't happen.

[Luis]

Sherbert has been dead for awhile... tom just likes to carry around his corpse and nobody has the guts to break him the cold hard truths.

That and nobody on the staff wants to lose their job :(

[TehSlapHappy]

That was very detailed.

[dalmo]

I had a dream that me and Wade and Tom where all going to hang out. We decided to break into someplace. When fucking outta nowhere this big as camel spider looking bug shows up. Wade being the dick he is throws it at me and it gets caught behind my head. So now I got a camel spider the size of a pillow strapped to the back of my head. I woke up and started twitching I couldn't move for a second. The pillow got caught on my hair.