Fucking kids

[Chozz]

I'm sat in my kitchen at this very moment, just about to make my 12 o' clock fry up, sipping a cup of tea and browsing forums.

We have one of these big see through patio doors.

I hear this slight thud, and think nothing of it (Birds decide to fly into the door sometimes.) Then out of the corner of my eye I see a biscuit fly past (One of them nice biscuits that you can buy) 2 off these fly past, an eggshell, and a felt tip marker.

I'm assuming it's the asshole incest redneck abortions that live across the drive (There's a small drive seperating our gardens). I'm not usually a cunt about things, but the young generation is forgetting what the word respect means.

Anyone else getting the same vibes?

[candidate-zero]

Electric fence.

[Chozz]

At 8/21/08 07:18 AM, candidate-zero wrote: Electric fence.

How would that stop them throwing things over?

[mythicaljake]

Plant Mines.

[candidate-zero]

Motion activated pellet gun?

[groundpwndr]

At 8/21/08 07:19 AM, Chozz wrote:

At 8/21/08 07:18 AM, candidate-zero wrote: Electric fence.

How would that stop them throwing things over?

Have you ever seen those giant nets the adorn the edges of colf courses? One of those and an electric fence.

[dewclawed]

I assumed this topic was going to be about fucking, kids. Disappointed.

[emma-existential]

At 8/21/08 07:21 AM, groundpwndr wrote:
Have you ever seen those giant nets the adorn the edges of colf courses? One of those and an electric fence.

Moats are pretty majestic and offer quite the perimeter of defense from pedestrians young, old, and postal alike.

[Chozz]

At 8/21/08 07:23 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 8/21/08 07:19 AM, Chozz wrote:

At 8/21/08 07:18 AM, candidate-zero wrote: Electric fence.

How would that stop them throwing things over?

Idiot didn't read the post.
I especially hate the really fucking cocky kids in the first year of High School, even is the fact that I can't hit or punch them without the possibility of being fined and given a bad name.
Grimace and bear, its what most people have to do.

Yeah, when I was at school, kids about 3 years younger than me and half my height + weight would come over and start picking a fight. Disgraceful.

[rotatablegerbile]

put a machine gun and set it to NC16.lololololololololololololol

[Wolferz]

Stake out your roof with a sniper rifle.

[TJoyal]

Wait for them to start throwing things then stand behind a wall or something and load a shotgun and say: Now where are you little rats?!

[Carbonwater]

You need to buy a harpoon gun.

[pigbot229]

well if there rednecks. build a big statue of a black man. that should scare them off

[Patonki]

Go beat them up or call the cops. If you're really pissed, hire a hitman.

[Lunaful]

yup , my sister is like that as well its a pox but such as life

[ThePretenders]

The title is very misleading...

[slowz]

Throw shit back at them.

[xscoot]

I think you should fuck those fucking kids.

Hurrhurrhur.

[Shady]

Unfortunately, fucking kids is highly illegal.

[Fawktt]

If they step on your land shoot them, if they break your window call the cops or break there window

[MRSA]

nah our kids have guns

[yurgenburgen]

At 8/21/08 07:17 AM, Chozz wrote: I'm not usually a cunt about things, but the young generation is forgetting what the word respect means.

Agreed 100%. One time we were at our auntie and uncle's house in Middlesborough (voted worst place to live in England) and we were just sitting there chilling when half a brick bounced off their living room window. So we ran out of the house to try and catch the little wankers but they'd already gotten away.

Today before work I was sitting on these seats outside where I sometimes go to eat my dinner or fap or whatever and this mother walks past, to go into the nearby CD shop called Revo Records (it's ace). And she's got her little son walking behind her, but she's walking too fast for him. Now this kid couldn't have been older than five. I'd have guessed four, and he's shouting "Fucking WAIT!" at his mother at the top of his voice. He said it multiple times. Unbelievable.

[ZeldaFreak701]

Cap the bitch.

[lawlmaster]

Get a shotgun,then shoot the fuckers then plant pistols in their hands after you shoot your window a couple of times.Then say it was selfdefence.

wear gloves duh

[Slayer3751]

I hate children too. Although I'm one of them.

[Zombified]

I would say something about it.. it's one thing if they are just being annoying, but when they start intruding on your privacy then it's time to take some action.

[AniMetal]

Get a "Beware of big dog!" sign and hang it up where they can see it.

It'll scare them off.

[O0-0O-O0-0O]

These are the children of mothers who don't understand the concept of the belt.

[dogpup4]

Do exaactlyy what the title sayss....

That'll scar them for life...