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Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:17:28 Reply

I'm sat in my kitchen at this very moment, just about to make my 12 o' clock fry up, sipping a cup of tea and browsing forums.

We have one of these big see through patio doors.

I hear this slight thud, and think nothing of it (Birds decide to fly into the door sometimes.) Then out of the corner of my eye I see a biscuit fly past (One of them nice biscuits that you can buy) 2 off these fly past, an eggshell, and a felt tip marker.

I'm assuming it's the asshole incest redneck abortions that live across the drive (There's a small drive seperating our gardens). I'm not usually a cunt about things, but the young generation is forgetting what the word respect means.

Anyone else getting the same vibes?

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:18:30 Reply

Electric fence.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:19:16 Reply

At 8/21/08 07:18 AM, candidate-zero wrote: Electric fence.

How would that stop them throwing things over?

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:21:10 Reply

Plant Mines.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:21:45 Reply

Motion activated pellet gun?


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:21:49 Reply

At 8/21/08 07:19 AM, Chozz wrote:
At 8/21/08 07:18 AM, candidate-zero wrote: Electric fence.
How would that stop them throwing things over?

Have you ever seen those giant nets the adorn the edges of colf courses? One of those and an electric fence.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:22:06 Reply

I assumed this topic was going to be about fucking, kids. Disappointed.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:24:26 Reply

At 8/21/08 07:21 AM, groundpwndr wrote:
Have you ever seen those giant nets the adorn the edges of colf courses? One of those and an electric fence.

Moats are pretty majestic and offer quite the perimeter of defense from pedestrians young, old, and postal alike.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:46:44 Reply

At 8/21/08 07:23 AM, Aci6 wrote:
At 8/21/08 07:19 AM, Chozz wrote:
At 8/21/08 07:18 AM, candidate-zero wrote: Electric fence.
How would that stop them throwing things over?
Idiot didn't read the post.
I especially hate the really fucking cocky kids in the first year of High School, even is the fact that I can't hit or punch them without the possibility of being fined and given a bad name.
Grimace and bear, its what most people have to do.

Yeah, when I was at school, kids about 3 years younger than me and half my height + weight would come over and start picking a fight. Disgraceful.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 07:51:49 Reply

put a machine gun and set it to NC16.lololololololololololololol


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 08:45:47 Reply

Stake out your roof with a sniper rifle.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 09:22:42 Reply

Wait for them to start throwing things then stand behind a wall or something and load a shotgun and say: Now where are you little rats?!


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 09:24:56 Reply

You need to buy a harpoon gun.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 09:29:22 Reply

well if there rednecks. build a big statue of a black man. that should scare them off


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 09:30:09 Reply

Go beat them up or call the cops. If you're really pissed, hire a hitman.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 09:35:16 Reply

yup , my sister is like that as well its a pox but such as life


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:08:37 Reply

The title is very misleading...


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:12:42 Reply

Throw shit back at them.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:14:46 Reply

I think you should fuck those fucking kids.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:15:14 Reply

Unfortunately, fucking kids is highly illegal.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:16:41 Reply

If they step on your land shoot them, if they break your window call the cops or break there window


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:16:50 Reply

nah our kids have guns


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:34:37 Reply

At 8/21/08 07:17 AM, Chozz wrote: I'm not usually a cunt about things, but the young generation is forgetting what the word respect means.

Agreed 100%. One time we were at our auntie and uncle's house in Middlesborough (voted worst place to live in England) and we were just sitting there chilling when half a brick bounced off their living room window. So we ran out of the house to try and catch the little wankers but they'd already gotten away.

Today before work I was sitting on these seats outside where I sometimes go to eat my dinner or fap or whatever and this mother walks past, to go into the nearby CD shop called Revo Records (it's ace). And she's got her little son walking behind her, but she's walking too fast for him. Now this kid couldn't have been older than five. I'd have guessed four, and he's shouting "Fucking WAIT!" at his mother at the top of his voice. He said it multiple times. Unbelievable.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:36:37 Reply

Cap the bitch.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:38:26 Reply

Get a shotgun,then shoot the fuckers then plant pistols in their hands after you shoot your window a couple of times.Then say it was selfdefence.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:39:41 Reply

I hate children too. Although I'm one of them.

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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:40:48 Reply

I would say something about it.. it's one thing if they are just being annoying, but when they start intruding on your privacy then it's time to take some action.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:42:20 Reply

Get a "Beware of big dog!" sign and hang it up where they can see it.

It'll scare them off.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 14:47:28 Reply

These are the children of mothers who don't understand the concept of the belt.


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Response to Fucking kids 2008-08-21 15:20:23 Reply

Do exaactlyy what the title sayss....

That'll scar them for life...


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