I'm sat in my kitchen at this very moment, just about to make my 12 o' clock fry up, sipping a cup of tea and browsing forums.
We have one of these big see through patio doors.
I hear this slight thud, and think nothing of it (Birds decide to fly into the door sometimes.) Then out of the corner of my eye I see a biscuit fly past (One of them nice biscuits that you can buy) 2 off these fly past, an eggshell, and a felt tip marker.
I'm assuming it's the asshole incest redneck abortions that live across the drive (There's a small drive seperating our gardens). I'm not usually a cunt about things, but the young generation is forgetting what the word respect means.
Anyone else getting the same vibes?