...was the title of a flash submitted "movie" right before my 2 extracts from "Majul Tour of Rove" - a properly scripted 21 minute episode, costing around $XXXX dollars to make... so why the fuck is it that this "11 year old girl dance webcam" video got 800+ counting views and mine got around 250 each? What the fuck is wrong people???? Why watch a fucking bear fall on to a trampoline? Why watch a fucking fat guy in a tron suite? A panda fucking sneezing? WTF????
Is it true? Am i right to say; "Internet is just not a suitable place for creative and original entertainment?" Are people too distracted looking for a 10 second goof taped of TV... an unoriginal 2 minute spoof of someone else's character....? A catchy almost pedophilic title, pictures of a toothless bum in a superman suite, weird porn, penis enlarging pills, pop ups, Mily Cyrus video blog from youtube?
WTF, WTF, What the fucking fuck? Bob Saget
Even TV, once a sexy 17 year old blond virgin, now a middle aged tranny hooker, with wrinkly balls, shit covered cock fisting my ass!! Fucking Janice Dickingson, that fucking cunt had more cocks piss inside her then a public urinal, Lindsay Lohan's little sister's reality show, (she'll make more money then anyone reading this), "Snoop dogs fatherhood" like a retarded Bill Cosby, only with more child raping. Watch that crusty, burnt piece of shit raise his kids to either rob a convenience store or hopefully OD on a subway platform, "Hogan Knows Best", how the fuck do i even know the name of that show....? No talent, no point and plenty of product placement... like a fucking hooker telling you about new herpes treatment after fucking.
Fuck I'm pissed, but not surprised. People fucked the Internet like they fucked everything else given to them. Capitalism, Democracy; just one big furry fuck toy for media; a fucking three legged retard mouth-fisting his mum at a circus. Who gives a fuck who you fuck, you could be sucking out cum from your sisters cunt while she toe fucks your dog, you could be jacking off your uncle while his wife fucks your mum with a strap on, just don't start a fucking war!!! A whole fucking country full of cross-dressing fat tranny's preaching "CREATIONISM" while sucking off your kids. There's been more fuck fests at the Vatican then at Freddie Mercury's 40th birthday. From kids, goats, sisters and mums, yes the popes fucked it all.
You can keep TV a septic tank, you can elect another retard, you can leave everything as it is, just don't touch the fucking internet. It's my Fortress of Solitude, my Millenium Falcon, so back the fuck off. Fuck off with your myspace, no one cares what mood you're in, fuck off with youtube, its got more clips of TV then there is on TV, fuck off with your ebay, your blogs, your ads, fuck off noobs, leave it alone.