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At 8/20/08 06:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: God, I try to like you, but you're such a slut =(

How about this, whenever you see one of my posts, just hold up your hand in front of it, and slowly bring it down, until it seems safe to see the entire thing.

Really? You try to like me? No offense, but you seem like one of those "elder newgrounders", that shuns 07'ers, and talks only with people like Williwowza and Redcoin etc.

However, that is very nice of you. =)

At 8/20/08 11:32 AM, Elios wrote:

How about this, whenever you see one of my posts, just hold up your hand in front of it, and slowly bring it down, until it seems safe to see the entire thing.

Well I-I'll give it a try..

There's nothing funny about My Chemical Rape.
"NO PLEASE I don't want it!"
"CILLIT BANGED BITCH!!!"

At 8/20/08 11:38 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: There's nothing funny about My Chemical Rape.
"NO PLEASE I don't want it!"
"CILLIT BANGED BITCH!!!"

Awww.....how repulsive.

Hahahaha

At 8/20/08 11:44 AM, Elios wrote: Awww.....how repulsive.

Hahahaha

Think that's retarded, Check this out I made earlier.

Heh that actually made me chuckle, good one.

i am proud to say that i saw this coming.

oh I get it. Its a pun! what do I win

also im gay for you.

Hehehe

whatever you do, don't swallow her spit. it'll kill ya

I lol'd so hard. Also your supposed to smoke cigarettes not cigars

Pretty humorous thread!

At 8/20/08 02:38 AM, Elios wrote: Terrible joke, i know.
But it was too good to pass up, and let someone else get the credit.

Actually, no.

At 8/20/08 12:12 PM, AwesomeX wrote: I lol'd so hard. Also your supposed to smoke cigarettes not cigars

Yeah, but.....i like cigars.

And, i'm not gay for guys......sorry.

hahaha this thread is an epic win and i have only seen the first post ^_^

lol, what the hell....?

Why can't you be normal?

nic hair

At 8/20/08 09:48 PM, simon wrote: Good god you've changed.

I have...? What? How?

Besides my "emo" blondie hair being cut off....yeah...

At 8/20/08 09:56 PM, Notpedobear wrote: and you kept covering your face for some reason?

Facepalm?

Good times.

When Elios was
A young boy,
His father took him into the city
To see a cleaning brand.

He said,
"Son when you grow up
Will you be the saviour of the dirty,
The stained and the damned?"

He said
"Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the stained colors,
the spots that they have made?"

Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in your laundry,
To join the cleaning crew."

When Elios was a young boy,
His father
took him into the city
To see a cleaning brand.
He said, "Son when you grow up
Would you be the saviour of the dirty,
The stained and the damned?"

Sometimes I get the feeling
She's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should clean.

Through it all,
The rise and fall,
The dirty clothes in his room.
And when you're gone we want you all to know

He'll clean his clothes
He'll clean his clothes
Though hes moved and gone believe me
His laundry will carry on
He'll carry on

And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.

A world that sends you reeling
From decimated clothes
Your dirty clothes and stains will kill us all

So clean it up
And hang it up
Lets shout it loud and clear
Washing to the end we hear the call

To wash on
He'll clean his clothes
Though your dead and gone believe me
His washing will carry on
He'll carry on
And though you're dirty and defeated
Elios washes on

And on we carry through the fears

Stains so deep they shake his very heart

Take a look at Elios
Cause he could not wash at
All

Do or die
He'll always wash clothes
Because the world,
Will never take his bleach
Go and try,
You'll never break him
He washed it all,
He wants to play this part

He won't explain
Or say Hes sorry
Hes unashamed Hes gonna show his bleach
Give a cheer
For all the washed clotes
Listen here
Because it's who he is

Hes just a man,
Hes not a hero
Just a boy, who had to wash these clothes
Hes just a man,
Hes not a hero
He
Cleans
All

He'll carry on
He'll carry on
And though you're dirty and stained believe me
He'll wash all your clothes
He'll carry on
And though you're dirty and exhausted
Your weary Elios keeps cleaning on

It made me chuckle.. thanks. :D

At 8/20/08 10:05 PM, jewdudewtf wrote:

jewdudewtf: that was crazy
jewdudewtf: hurry up and respond to my post
N1ckSc0tt: with what?
jewdudewtf: WOW! AMAZING JEWDUDE! JUST SIMPLY AMAZING
N1ckSc0tt: lol k

Hahahaha, that was awesome!

At 8/20/08 03:09 AM, DethZeppelinX wrote: ew my chemical romance is crap ew ew ewwwwwww

I know where you live and I told Gerard. He will kill you and drink your blood. Don't sleep tonight.

At 8/20/08 02:25 AM, Elios wrote: Don't judge us.

Its okay man, in this day in age anyone can have cleaner fever with minimal persacution.

jewdudewtf: I think I'm in love <3
jewdudewtf: I.... I think I love you!
N1ckSc0tt: rofl, did you see notpedobear's post?
jewdudewtf: nope!
jewdudewtf: at least someone appreciates my shit

At 8/20/08 10:05 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: When Elios was
A young boy,
His father took him into the city
To see a cleaning brand.

If i could find a Kereoke version of that song, i would totally re-make it and submit it to the audio portal.

And watch it get blammed to hell, lol.