Forum Topic: Interesting Funk Fact.

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Posted at: 8/19/08 10:24 PM

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All of the mods in this thread are acting like they signed up a few weeks ago.
I lose respect for you just like i will a regular user... im not jealous of your power, but if mods dont follow the rules as well this might as well just become /b/.


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Posted at: 8/19/08 10:50 PM

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Now when a mod makes this it's not stupid. It's just fan-freaking-tastic.


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At 8/19/08 08:45 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Show us your inverted nipples! Please!

Actually I already posted them years ago.... find them for a special prize!

At 8/19/08 08:43 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I have a third nipple. Beat that, Funk!

Damnit!

Not only do I not have nipples... but you have THREE.

Not fair man.

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And I thought the UG mods were immature. Oh well. I guess you can't have a fun forum without fun mods.

right?
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At 8/19/08 05:33 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I aint gots no nipples, mang.

No shizzle, NGizzle.

Seriously, instead of regular nipples, mine are just little holes where nipples should be on my big sexxxy moobs.

So...does that mean your immune to purple nurples?

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Posted at: 8/20/08 01:59 AM

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Interesting Fli fact # 1...
Fli's penis is so hefty, he has to haul it in a New York style hot Italian sausage link push cart everywhere he goes...

Fli fact # 2...
FunkBRS insists on buying a sausage link from Fli...

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For great justice.

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Holy crap, why can't we all just love eachother?

Stop being little turds, the mods can do what the fuck they want. Does it REALLY piss you off that he can make a thread about his nipples and you can't?

And no, I'm not kissing up to mod's to further my NG career, I'm being logical. Grow up.

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Hmmm....Not bragging, but does anybody else use the fat guy southpark picture? Ya know, the one with the fat slob guy who has no life except for WoW?

Interesting Funk Fact.

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At 8/26/08 09:27 PM, MercatorMap wrote: For great justice.

Who would care about that guy's nipples?

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At 8/26/08 09:35 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 8/26/08 09:27 PM, MercatorMap wrote: For great justice.
Who would care about that guy's nipples?

Who would care about Funk's nipples? I mean, unless your a homo or an older woman (which don't exist on the internet)

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At 8/26/08 09:34 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Hmmm....Not bragging, but does anybody else use the fat guy southpark picture? Ya know, the one with the fat slob guy who has no life except for WoW?

How about we start "Funk for demodding! '08" ??


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At 8/19/08 09:33 PM, CherinoGears wrote:
At 8/19/08 05:43 PM, MercatorMap wrote: LOLWUT MOD?

You know if you were one of us this would be locked and you would be banned.
lolz, way to stick it to the man!! >:D

He banned me for that post. Sending me a PM that stated that I was basically stalking him and posting that picture in all of his threads.

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At 8/26/08 09:37 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Who would care about Funk's nipples?

I would. At least, I'd care substantially more than I would about that guy. And I would presume Funk is being truthful about his freaky nipples, rather than some random guy I've never noticed.

I got a PM about this thread and that thread and 'impeach the mods' there now too. NIPPLES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS!

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I'll try to analyze this conflict from both sides, please bear with me. Hopefully this will bring both parties to an understanding. I'll start with the case of normal users:

The normal users feel like this thread is comparable of one that would normally get locked by the mods. However, seeing as a mod has created this thread, they feel betrayed and insulted. They might be thinking, "How can mods expect us to obey the rules if they are breaking it themselves? Why must we be punished for the same thing they're going unpunished for? THIS IS MADNESS!"
The normal users expect modly justice to apply to every BBS goer, mods being no exception. Seeing as even more mods are backing up the alleged hypocritical mod further enrages the normal populace.

The Funk intended this to be a humorous thread in order to spread epic lulz. However, due to the overt nature of the thread, many have interpreted it as a taunt if you will. Yes... taunt is perhaps the best way to describe this. The normal users may see this as synonymous to "Haha, I can do this and you cant!" However, as previously mentioned, this is most likely not the motivation that drove Funk to creating this controversial thread. His intentions were not malicious, though he probably could've been less, promiscuous when making the thread.
We also cannot discount the possibility of those who are taking advantage of this in an attempt to gain leverage over the mods. However, I believe this pursuit is futile seeing as many of the mods have sided with Funk.

My conclusion is that this is not a controversy, it's just a BIG misunderstanding, a joke gone terribly wrong. Now everyone please make up so the natural order is restored. Besides, I start school tomorrow and I don't want my last summer endeavor to go down the toilet as General did.

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FUNKbrs wrote:
MercatorMap wrote:

Nobody else posts that picture except me. NOBODY. If you want, you can look through EVERYBODY'S posts. YOU WILL NOT SEE IT.
Bullshit. And I guess you got that pic direct from SP? Yeah, right. You saw someone else post it, copied it, and now YOU post it. What the fuck do you take me for, a retard?

Maybe because I posted it in a thread that you created, you took it offensively. I dunno why thats so. Sounds like a personal problem to me.
If it was personal, I would have banned you then. I can actually do that, if I want to be a dick. Technically I can even go back, extend your ban, and include your original stupid repetitive trolling spam in the ban message.

No, I don't have a problem with you. I just thought I'd let you know that. If I was a mod, I guess I'd ban you for some of the stupid posts you make too.
BTW, if I want to be a dick, I could also go back and extend this ban as long as I want. I could even claim this PM right here is whining, if I want, and extend it with no problem from the admin.

Now, am I that big of an asshole? No. But if you think you can follow me around the forums spamming, you've got another thing coming.

Let me make this clear:

THIS CAN END RIGHT NOW.

Furthermore, I would prefer that it did. However, keep in mind I'm A USER first, and I want to use the BBS and make funny threads and shit like everybody else. But when I get whiny bitches acting like every thread I make has to be some formal decree from the admin instead of the same cockjokes all the other old ass NG regulars get to.

I aint got shit on Ozcar for making stupid threads, and he never got demodded, and furthermore, HE would've slapped a 30 on you for the first time you tried to talk shit.

That's standard operating procedure.

THIS IS ME BEING COOL. The fact I took this long to explain the situation to you is proof of that. Don't push your luck and try to get a rise out of me just to see what LULZ you can cause, because in 8 years I've seen it all, and I know what to do about it.

At least I'm not pulling an EyeLuvPoozy on you, deleting you, and then bragging about it in my sig. You wouldn't even be the first that it happened to.

Here is a transcript of one of the PM's that went back and forth between funk and myself regarding my 3 day ban. Again, I'm not bragging, just curious as to NG's response to this. There was PM which stated "Just be glad I didn't do this" it was a link to Poxpower's thread about a troll and spammer which he gave up to democratic process for the users to decide whether he should be banned or not.

Obviously I am not a thread or spammer. I've put too much time into this account.

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I don't understand the hate here, I really don't. Because we're mods we aren't supposed to post fun threads anymore? We're supposed to be robots who just post all serious and shite all the time? Really?

I just think this is friggin much ado about nothing, I think the topic is funny, and that's the difference between this and a lot of other topics like it, those topics aren't funny.

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I think its because this isn't a FUN thread, it's just spam.
Couldn't he have wrote about his nipples in his blog?

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At 8/19/08 05:49 PM, andhination wrote:
At 8/19/08 05:47 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
I also have an amazingly fulfilling artistic and social life that has nothing to do with the internet.

I has one of those too ya know.

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Yo Yo,

My name is Nar I need a pornstar but I live very far and I dont have a car.Every time I jerk it I end it with tar.And below my left nipple there tends to be a scar.But my friend saw it and he said I got it from Lamar.That was when he hit me with his sports car.

But before he hit me I said '' Stop jar! ''.Well after that he fucked me with a Peanut bar.Yeah.Checkit.Im a superstar.

Wait..Wait.. What?


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At 8/30/08 07:11 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: I think its because this isn't a FUN thread, it's just spam.
Couldn't he have wrote about his nipples in his blog?
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So, you thought that you'd bump a spam thread to complain about that spam thread? That makes about as much sense as inverted nipples.

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At 8/19/08 10:24 PM, Smokey651 wrote: All of the mods in this thread are acting like they signed up a few weeks ago.
I lose respect for you just like i will a regular user... im not jealous of your power, but if mods dont follow the rules as well this might as well just become /b/.

That's the plan muwahahaha

Also heil hypocritical nazi mods

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Oh, I wish I had no nipples.


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Dont whine about the mods..

Seriously, they never get to have any fun.....

I lol'd at vagina nipples
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Stop whining Merfag, it's your fault you got banned for an idiotic post. Learn to post like a real man, like me or FUNK. Hell, maybe even Sevenseize.

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At 9/1/08 03:16 PM, g0t wrote: Stop whining Merfag, it's your fault you got banned for an idiotic post. Learn to post like a real man, like me or FUNK. Hell, maybe even Sevenseize.

Suck my kawk? Nobody cares about you kid. Seriously. Now....

It's pretty obvious spam when the 3/4 of the BBS agrees it's spam. Even if two mods disagree with them. I mean shit, EVEN WILLIWOWZA thinks this shit is spam, and that you're a terrible mod Funk.

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At 8/19/08 06:09 PM, andhination wrote:
I wanna put my dick in your chest vagina.

You get the left one, I'll get the right.


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At least de-mod him for a little bit, PLEASE?


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At 8/19/08 05:47 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 8/19/08 05:43 PM, MercatorMap wrote: LOLWUT MOD?

You know if you were one of us this would be locked and you would be banned.
If it makes you feel any better, I also have an amazingly fulfilling artistic and social life that has nothing to do with the internet.

Standing around in the backyard drinking beer with low lifesis not an amazingly fulfilling social life.
Also, how do I get cheeks with cheeks like you do?

Interesting Funk Fact.

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