I remember a front page flash movie although I'm not sure what year. It consists of a guy phoning his friend to wish him a happy birthday and says that he sent a secret present to him. His friend then spends the next two or three minutes trying to work out what it is by asking obscure sexual questions about it e.g. "Can it fuck me?" and "If I was on a desert island, is it giving me a rim job?". Finally, the first man admits it's a toaster. It all ends swell when the birthday boy realises that two people can fuck it and invites the first guy along.
Go find and win a prize.
This too will pass.
Memento mori