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At 8/19/08 02:09 AM, JPG-9000 wrote: thats right,i'm 15,almost 16 and i've never in my life had a girlfriend,i'm pretty pathetic.No girl has ever liked me,I've never been asked out.What should I do?

For gods sake, you ask someone! Stop waiting around and go and find something you want!

At 8/19/08 02:12 AM, RKThrilla wrote: Get a big giant sack....You know like the one a cartoon bandit would be carring money in after stealing it from a bank.

i like the way this man thinks

Just go to a party and 'accidently' take advantage over drunk girls.

Me neither.

It's not like I haven't asked anybody. There's this really hot girl who I'm really good friends with, and I've been trying for a few months now. (Yeah, I know, I'm sad) She's practically on the verge of saying yes, but she says I'm too young.

She's 16, I'm 13. But I think I look older.

Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

At 8/19/08 06:18 AM, Dsmano wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

At 8/19/08 02:09 AM, JPG-9000 wrote: thats right,i'm 15,almost 16 and i've never in my life had a girlfriend,i'm pretty pathetic.No girl has ever liked me,I've never been asked out.What should I do?

First of all, stop calling yourself pathetic, I thought much the same thing at your age. Secondly, there is nothing wrong with not having dated. Thirdly, keep looking.

I got my first real girlfriend on the 1st of August. Just wait and something will happen.

At 8/19/08 06:20 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:18 AM, Dsmano wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

You call that hot? Thats not hot at all.

At 8/19/08 06:29 AM, AnalogStick wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:20 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:18 AM, Dsmano wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

You call that hot? Thats not hot at all.

Sir, you forget yourself.

...Shut up.

At 8/19/08 07:54 AM, PinkBeer wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:20 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:18 AM, Dsmano wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

She looks like a tall 9-year-old

She's actually only 5 feet tall.

I know taller 9 year olds.

At 8/19/08 02:09 AM, JPG-9000 wrote: i'm pretty pathetic

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.Self pity is not attractive.

Get fucked :D

At 8/19/08 02:09 AM, JPG-9000 wrote: thats right,i'm 15,almost 16 and i've never in my life had a girlfriend,i'm pretty pathetic.No girl has ever liked me,I've never been asked out.What should I do?

Don't just wait like others are saying. Do something about it. Become more exciting, tease the girls, and just be an interesting and funny person. Also, it's definitely possible that girls have liked you before, you probably just didn't notice. And 99% of the time, a girl won't ask out a guy because she's usually more nervous about it.

Are you ugly?
Because if you are, don´t expect any girl to ever like you.

At 8/19/08 08:36 AM, DeIirium wrote: Are you ugly?
Because if you are, don´t expect any girl to ever like you.

Have you taken a look at Jay-Z lately?

And no it's not for his money because Beyonce could've married people who are only a million dollars less rich.

At 8/19/08 04:17 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Rofl. You expect them to ask you out. Girls are fucked in the head. Some will make you think that they like you just to get something from you,

NO SHIT

for truth

ah young men and not being loved (sigh)
calm down , if your a weirdo when in public then stop, and just go girl hunting (not in the bad way ie: rape) but just go out and meet people

Wait it out.

At 8/19/08 02:09 AM, JPG-9000 wrote: thats right,i'm 15,almost 16 and i've never in my life had a girlfriend,i'm pretty pathetic.No girl has ever liked me,I've never been asked out.What should I do?

its hard to get a girl in your age

At 8/19/08 06:20 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:18 AM, Dsmano wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

i would!!!

At 8/19/08 08:50 AM, lunaful wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:20 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:18 AM, Dsmano wrote:

At 8/19/08 06:13 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Pics of afformentioned hot girl will be given to whosoever shall ask.

Yesh plz.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

i would!!!

Would what?

Do her?

I don´t feel like i have somekind of obligation to start dating. Its time consuming, and pointless really.
I´ll rather stay here on the BBS and read about stupid bullshit.

At 8/19/08 08:58 AM, DeIirium wrote: I´ll rather stay here on the BBS and read about stupid bullshit.

If you wouldn't, I'd question your mental health.

You still have a whole life ahead of you, don't worry about it now.

Just keep trying, you'll get a girlfriend soon, I got my first one when I was 16

Be offensive and punch a chick in the face

women like domination

At 8/19/08 10:22 AM, Grind wrote: Just keep trying, you'll get a girlfriend soon, I got my first one when I was 16

I love how I said it as if I acquired a girlfriend, as if it was an item. xP

The really funny thing is that your asking people on NewGrounds for advice. Nobody here has actually had a girlfriend. If they say otherwise, they are lying. Seriously, go find some people to ask who might actually know.

P.S. One thing to remember though is that you don't need a woman to have a good life. You are complete on your own, and if you ever don't feel like that, just remember that only women NEED anyone else. Men just NEED sex.

You should wait tilll its right.