How do you tell a 14 year old girl

[Phsyco-Mantis]

That you can't have sex with her.

That you are not interested in her.

And that you want her to shut up?

[DJ-Keen]

At 8/18/08 07:22 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: That you can't have sex with her.

That you are not interested in her.

And that you want her to shut up?

Grab her cock and stick your fist in her ass, duh.

[BranflakesofDoom]

By saying "Shut up, I cant have sex with you, and I'm not interested in you.

Simple, no?

[Phsyco-Mantis]

At 8/18/08 07:24 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote: By saying "Shut up, I cant have sex with you, and I'm not interested in you.

Simple, no?

Not that simple.....

[Chozz]

Just how you posted it bud.

[Spirosgod]

At 8/18/08 07:24 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote: By saying "Shut up, I cant have sex with you, and I'm not interested in you.

Simple, no?

There is always a better way,FUCK OFF!!!

Anyways i want to see photos =/

[Pixmintro]

Who cares??? Why are you in a scenario like this with a 14 year old anyway?

Take a seat, take a seat right over there.

[TheSouthernTower]

show her a film on childbirth.that should kill her sex drive like a bullet to the head.

[Sk8erGirl14]

"Fuck off, I don't want to have sex with you."

[TacoFreak]

Tell her: I'm actually gay

[BranflakesofDoom]

At 8/18/08 07:26 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 8/18/08 07:24 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote: By saying "Shut up, I cant have sex with you, and I'm not interested in you.

Simple, no?

Not that simple.....

Emo boyz with broken hearts?

I laughed majorly.

Honestly, if I were you and she was annoying me enough, I'd just tell her off and not care about her reaction.

Yes, I am a throbbing cock of a man.

[Abyssus]

At 8/18/08 07:29 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: "Fuck off, I don't want to have sex with you."

Thats it.
Also lol.

[AerinQ]

Tell her you're interested in her best friend. That should work.

[LordZeebmork]

Why would you want to?

[SuperYamato]

By waking up.

[Maverick-Alex]

"Looks like I attracted a bug, shoo pest."

[Scuzzfest]

You think it's hard telling them that one MSN, try in real life.

[Abyssus]

At 8/18/08 07:32 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: You think it's hard telling them that one MSN, try in real life.

You have?

[putzpie]

At 8/18/08 07:32 PM, agustana wrote: You don't. That's free and easy Grade A pussy beef bro.

Just blow in her pussy like it's a baloon and make sure you have enough room in your freezer and you don't have to worry about any of this.

[Zombified]

Just say exactly what you just said.

[robattle]

Call her fat, she will be insulted forever,

[Skwurll]

At 8/18/08 07:32 PM, agustana wrote: You don't. That's free and easy Grade A pussy beef bro.

hmmmm... good point

AND

Just tell her that your into hot chicks and thats why you can't date her

(Wait for her reaction)

[Brick-top]

Tell her she's jailbait.

[xports]

just tell her your a trannie.

[Pixmintro]

At 8/18/08 07:31 PM, AerinQ wrote: Tell her you're interested in her best friend. That should work.

No that won't work, don't you know anything about the idiotic psyche of a sex-driven 14-year-old girl? If you say that, she'll flip shit and be like, "You don't think I'm attractive!", "I'm ugly?!" or the ever-so- stupid, "That's it! I know that nobody will ever love me, EVER!" despite the fact she's only been sexually conscious for what could only be weeks (She's still like a freaking little kid pretty much.) Okay...

[Vrael]

Statutory Rape!!!

If that doesn't work actually rape her then she gets what she wants (sorta).

[solardave]

My cock would shatter your womb.

Y/N

[goldblade1]

At 8/18/08 07:35 PM, ixintro wrote:

No that won't work...

And if you really dont care if you ruined someone elses life?

[Woodnote]

"I can't have sex with you.

I am not interested in you.

Shut up."

Very simple.

[g0t]

You know if I were you, I'd be ashamed of it and the last thing I would do is tell Newgrounds.

It's nothing to be proud of.