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You'll most likely be faced with a hammer with a stanley knife stuck to the top of it if you waved a knife at a chav.

Well, i could always come down and.. and WRITE A DISAPPROVING LETTER! But just chat to the police and get a restraining order or some shit. Or you could always hire wade as your bodyguard... that always works.

FAQ.

1) I am not a pussy, just incrediblely outnumbered by people 5 years older then me who generally carry knives, guns etc.

2) I am not carrying a knife, That will result in horrible regrets and possibly deaths.

3) Fortunately they don't know where I normally live, I ran to my dad who I visit every fortnight.

4) My friends will help, Dunno how well but its not like I will never leave the house or go to school ever again.

5) I lol'd BBM.

Interesting story, reminds me of skittles. I read the whole thing, The same thing pretty much happened to me.

We get run ins like that all the time, im down in Brighton on the south coast.

Unfortunately they usually end up in a big fight, which we decidedly lose, because theres always more of them, and they are all 18, 19 on a bunch of 15 year olds. Its only fun till you get hit.

I refuse to answer a question from a British person using the word 'candy'. Just say Chocolate bar or whatever, thats just annoying.

And because if you took the time to write it then being 15, like me, Im of the understanding that it must be worth reading, because you bothered to write it in the first place instead of jacking off, doing situps or doing other, more internet based things.

Yeah, dont carry a knife, and dont run. You wont get stabbed, you wont get shot, and its unlikely youll even get hurt if you just stay away from it.

Also in the UK towns are much smaller and filled with small estates where everyone knows everyone, chavs are all in one big phone book basically. My town is only about 1 mile wide so as you can guess the chav circle is pretty tight packed.

At 8/18/08 06:27 PM, ajfriss wrote: when that happend, i swung a pipe i had in my backpack ( i was coming home from school) and i just saw this huge ( atleast 50) group of them . i took out the pipe and used it as a battering ram ( i kept swinging at them, i didnt hit any but they stayed away fro me then on.

Oh okay then, you want some, do you want a taste of my steel?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Skip to about 5:10

Well that was a nice story!

I think u should just forget about it till school starts!lulz

about the candy..em...i dunno... and i want a medal!!!

At 8/18/08 06:36 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Oh okay then, you want some, do you want a taste of my steel?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Skip to about 5:10

Lol, lol, LOL.

Peep show. <3

Mace wouldn't be a terrible idea...just remember any weapon you carry has the potential to be used against you. The only thing I could suggest is that you travel in a large group so that if something does happen, you'll have plenty of bodies around for protection.

My favourite sweet is a Mars bar.

Also, sucks for you.

Haha, nice one.

Can I have a medal with my favorite candy on it and my reason why it's my favorite? Pl0x?

I woulda fucking torched those little cunts. I swear when people get all riled up over a little retarded shit-faced cock-master, I just wanna tar and feather those idiots.

Also. Reese's Cups and I have one day before I go back to work so I'm chillin and not giving a fuck about what I have to do.

Carry a grenade instead.

that way everybody gets some.
and resse's fucking pwns.

Here is what you do. Buy one(or two) of those mini baseball bats(the small,WOODEN kind) put them in a backpack(don't take it to school) walk around with it on and if they try to attack you, you know what to do.

also mars bar and give me my medal

tootsie pops.

you'll be fine

That truly sucks for you. Chavs to you Brits are more annoying than wiggers to us Americans. The only option you have is to go to the Principal of your school, tell him/her what happened, and then get ready to whoop some wannabe-black ass.

Oh yeah, and Milky Ways because they are.

At 8/18/08 06:53 PM, putzpie wrote: Carry a grenade instead.

that way everybody gets some.
and resse's fucking pwns.

Brick where'd you get a hand grenade?

And don't worry pals, I'm sure It'll just end up with me getting pwnt then them getting arrested.

Wow, that sucks.

My favorite candy is snickers.

Well at least you got something out of it. (Throwing cuntface into a pole).

At 8/18/08 07:06 PM, Scuzzfest wrote:
Brick where'd you get a hand grenade?

LOUD NOISES!!

sorry, been looking for an excuse to use it.

Oh your in shit mate, little cocky fucks with older brothers are the WORST.
I don't know what to say, but good one for hurting the little one.

nougat, the taste.

Anyway, this irritates the piss out of me as well. A few days ago we were heckled by a bunch of preteen kiddies thinking they were hard. Of course most of their older brothers are fucking psychos that'll rip you to shreds. And thats why those fucking ppricks are so cocky. It's fucking awful listening to these little shits insulting you and your mates but knowing you can't to jack shit without inviting the four horsemen up your own ass.

Yeah, you should just stay inside for a while and have a phone handy on you all the time. If you really want to go out, then wear any sort of disguise. Glasses (sunglasses or not), hats, hoodies, different clothes or anything of the sort. You could even try chavving out and blending in.

Don't listen to music outside, may need all your senses open.

M&Ms and something about not explaining or whatever

I suggest you get a small machete.

...

Small enough to hide on your belt in a trench coat or something.

Machetes shouldn't run you too much.

Toughen up, pussy.

Also, Twix.

http://cgi.ebay.com/20-MACHETE-low-glare -black-tool-knife-hunting-w-sheath_W0QQi temZ280255588544QQihZ018QQcategoryZ75234 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

At 8/18/08 07:49 PM, cardboredknight wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/20-MACHETE-low-glare -black-tool-knife-hunting-w-sheath_W0QQi temZ280255588544QQihZ018QQcategoryZ75234 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

anyone else reckon Wade has put a bid in for this?

I doubt anything's going to happen, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to hunt you down for pushing a kid.

I don't have a favorite candy, so I cannot explain. Give me my medal now.

I'd probably just act normal until something happened, do what you need to do. If it means picking up a bat and whaling on 20 younguns, then I say go ahead.