Appologies in advance, I mean this post in the most lighthearted, jokey way.
News post from 1st September 2008:
110mb.com hacked! Thousands of card details stolen
The popular free webhost 110mb.com confessed to an unauthorised break in today. The card details of all their paying customers has been compromised; they urge everyone to cancel their credit cards and apologise for the inconvienence.
How the hacker gained access to the payment database is still a mystery, however the access logs point out that the attack originated from the domain orangemedia.110mb.com. Having checked the code powering the site, the chief engineer has been reported to have had a nervous breakdown.
The junior engineers, who were apparently inexperienced enough to cope with the sheer horror of the site's source code proclaimed "It's.. it's... indescribable.... The guy who wrote this makes so many XML calls. We provide him a free MySQL database and everything! Who the hell reads the contents of their <title> tag from XML!?!?".
The owner, commonly known as "adam2510" had this to say:
"fuk of[f] its in beta"
Once again, 110mb.com would like to profusely appologise for any inconvienence caused, and is offering all paying customers 3 months free service.