TSstudios has been seriously pissing me off.
Time after time again, he comes to this board to seek attention and help from the newgrounds audience.
It used to be trying to act cool because he met tom fulp, but he got flamed for being fat and ugly as fuck.
Then there have been 574957 other threads, including a few i read from when i left this place in search of a better board.
However, i still came back to Newgrounds. God only knows why, but i still came back.
Back to the point, TSstudios the answer is simple.
Try getting your dad to bring home two girls, and distract one while your dad takes care of the other one. Knock the other one out, rape her, go run on the fucking highway.
You won't be annoying as fuck anymore, you will be off of here, and you won't die a virgin anymore.
Problem solved.