A cop pulling the car over would be a mod banning you. Running a red light = Spam posting.
Umm, I'd be a civilian or something. And Tom Fulp would be the Mayor of the domed city where none is allowed to leave, just ride in a thread(car). Produce a movie or videogame(Flash). Or Making music.(Obvious) We would level up as citizens and earn new weapons and badges for killing retarded works that people make.
(Kinda like "Logans Run", except cooler...also we won't be killed at the age of thirty.)