Forum Topic: If life gives you lemons

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FatJoe214

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Posted at: 7/25/09 10:35 PM

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fuck making lemonade do the hardcore thing and snort the juice

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TransGenderTaco

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You get a new life, duh.


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pikmints

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Posted at: 7/25/09 10:52 PM

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Life forced upon me a weekly order of 200 lemons, after my first eight years I just gave up and accepted it.

Odds are if I like it, It's really good.


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AudioGmez

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Posted at: 7/25/09 10:57 PM

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If life gives you lemons make lemon drank.

Then drink it.

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Arroza

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Posted at: 7/25/09 10:58 PM

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At 7/25/09 07:29 PM, HuntersMoon wrote: I would make a lemon powered cock

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iBagel

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At 7/25/09 07:35 PM, Proottalfain wrote: When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

Win


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peno1

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if life gives me lemons i find an emo and squeeze the juices over the cuts.

what? they get a boner over pain

the words home made and circumsion should never be used in the same sentence

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squadus2

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I lead my life like I lead my watermelons. With congruity,


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JmdMagic

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Posted at: 7/25/09 11:28 PM

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No no no. That's a housewife, not lemons.

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.


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SkullsNSkate

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When life gives me lemons, I give gold back.

Maggots! My PSN is HGS_Gnarkill. ;D Thanks jackAttack for the sig.

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Posted at: 7/26/09 12:00 AM

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agustana

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You paint that shit gold.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

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CapnCrunchDaPimp

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I don't like that saying, it leaves me sour.

Drop me a PM to talk about junk, serious or silly.
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uchiha666

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Posted at: 7/26/09 12:23 AM

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id either say:
1. id make grape juice and let them wonder how the fuck i did that.
2. id find someone who's life giving is them vodka and have a fucking party.

thanks for the sig Makeshift!
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Skwurll

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Posted at: 7/26/09 12:25 AM

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Yeah, did you look at this picture lately?

If life gives you lemons

If you find yourself getting pissed off by what I'm posting, check my sig image then punch yourself in the face. Never give me your password
Get Religion threads off General!!

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megadeth965

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If the world tried to beat me down, then it would have to put up with one hell of a fight.


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DocSprite

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Posted at: 7/26/09 12:26 AM

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At 8/14/08 10:54 PM, SprintT wrote: Squeeze those lemons.

Am I the only one who got a chuckle out of this?

Y HALO THAR

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Posted at: 7/26/09 12:31 AM

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No I do not accomplish something everyday because I'm too busy posting in general. Yah.


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Bladezguy

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Then there would be a lot of lemonade in the world.

R.I.P 2pac, you will never forgotten.

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DarkFlock

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Posted at: 7/26/09 12:39 AM

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When life gives u lemons, you take them and squeeze them into somebodys eyes :)

hi guyz


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SeraphimFalling

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Posted at: 7/26/09 01:04 AM

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If life gives me lemons.
I would probably throw them in the fridge and ignore them until they went bad.


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HandsomePete

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If life gives you lemons, fuck life. I didn't ask for any.

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