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Hah! Hammer's don't need ammo...and unlike blades, they won't stick to flesh as they hit the bone...just cave in the skull, cave in the skull, knock off a jaw, and cave in the skull.

At 5/1/09 04:30 PM, Phobotech wrote: Two of these...seriously...it's the best thing you can do.

Now that does look like a major zombie massacrer there!

At 8/14/08 06:57 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote: If you had to fight your way through zombies right now, what item would you use that is next to you right now?

Mine would be a big kitchen knife. One big stab in the head or throat and it's over.

Beside me? I'd use my dagger I keep in a pants-pocket at all times, run to my dresser doors to my pistol, keep my hunting shotgun/rifle with me since I have ammo for them too. I'd go to the kitchen and grab all the food I can (about 3 weeks worth of food, could probably ration it out up to 2 months) and put them in garbage bags double-bagged. I'd run to the gun store about 2 blocks down and see if there is anything left to pillage or if I could get by stealing something without getting shotgunned (I know how to pick a lock so shouldn't be too much of a problem if it was locked since it's gated).

If I see a female (and sure other people, but they have to have a survival skill of some kind), I'll take her with me for companion so I won't go insane (most guys usually piss me off anyways, at least a female has something I can look at if she's yelling).

I'd then head up the hill to the top of city park since most of it is one giant mountain, and since zombies already have enough of a time moving, that leaves 1 area that even could be considered a "insertion point". We'd stay up there and set up a barricade that we manage every day while at night we'd set up a plan that we both take turns sleeping/guarding. and blah... I gotta go i'll write more when I get back lol

Ray Gun FTW

At 5/1/09 05:04 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: Ray Gun FTW

And where the hell would you get that from?

I'd use this bad boy. 8 ounces of watery hell.

At 8/14/08 06:57 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote: If you had to fight your way through zombies right now, what item would you use that is next to you right now?

Mine would be a big kitchen knife. One big stab in the head or throat and it's over.

Although I don't think there is a real life version of these, if there were, I would pwn with these XD

Er shit I didn't put the picture in, sry

A Potion Of Fortify Speed

At 8/14/08 06:58 PM, DrClay wrote: chainsaw, much fun yes?

I'd rather have a Lancer, that way I get a chainsaw and a machine gun.

I would pick an Anti Aircraft Missile Launcher.

i would probably use my lazor but i'd need to find a safe plaic to CHARG MAH LAZOR!!!111 first.

Probably a computer keyboard.

...a racoon with rabies taped to a stick

In the advent of a zombie apocalypse?

I'd say a samurai sword would work, and couple that with a crapload of armor,

u have to think war stratige game and camper hmmmmm sniping time get out my 50 cal im going hutting

My super awesome brain. That or an axe-shovel.

A fucking big ass iron pipe.

Captain Price my weapon of choice

I'd use you all as my weapon to fight the zombies, with your crowbars and lightsabers and stuff, while I play some game on NG and stay inside my bunker.

A pipe wrench.

Not only could I bludgeon zombies to death, but I could also fix faulty plumbing.

im gonna cheat, and use two weapons, number one, one big ass machete, and second, a bow and about 500 arrows, run out of arrows?bull shit, ill tear em out of the head o the zombies i shot em at

my bare hands.

that or a katana with an acid coated blade.

Imagine slicing a zombie in half then seeing the two seperate halves dissolve or combust

AWESOME!

or a fan with exposed blades and a portable power source.

Uhh, I don't know, there's no weapons next to me. I guess I'd have to make use of the stapler and nail clippers till I find something more deadly.

shotgun, seems to be the most fun... unless zombies feel pain then i choose molotov cocktail because it would be "teh lulz"

M1A1 Carbine, .22 caliber semiautomatic pistol, and a machete.

meh l@z0r, gernade laucher,chainsaw (obvious),or an entire mall full of stuff (big dead rising fan)

The shortest battle would be using a shotgun and a chainsaw

i still go with the raccoon idea