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Chuck Norris leg.

I'd use my fist break the jaw and beat it up and fuck it (Only if its a girl zombie)

Probabaly a small shotgun like this.

a ball of string, plenty of cotton, half a turkey sandwich, and 3 erasers

try and see if ya can figure that one out

The powers of God.

At 8/14/08 07:04 PM, TomsPulp wrote: any gun

Reasonable

chainsaw

Runs out of gas and can recoil back to you.

flamethrower

If there's something worse than a zombie is a flamming zombie

grenades

Reasonable

knive

More as a tool than a weapon

axe

Reasonable

crowbar

Okay

.......anything.....

C4?

Another zombie with a nail in it

At 8/14/08 09:05 PM, Randy74 wrote: Probabaly a small shotgun like this.

Shutguns are one of the worst possible weapons against the undead. The stopping power is useless because the zombies will keep coming even with limbs missing.

The best weapon to fight zombies is a sub machine gun. Just about anything in that class will do the trick.

Existence.

an overdone thread idea

atom bomb.... nuff said, end of thread

Then again, everything here seems to be overdone.

At 8/14/08 08:43 PM, lilcheeselad wrote: Chuck Norris leg.

how would you get one???

id just call britney spears. the sight of her is proven to kill zombies tacos and flaten tires
or id call my friends friend jake he caused everything wrong so he could stop the plauge with a roadside bomb

My ex-girlfreinds douche bag. It's basicly a unstable bomb waiting to go off.

Beam Katana. Duh.

I'd use a radio that's playing rock music. It would make their head explode from its obnoxiousness.

nuff said

i would go find the guy whos always fireing his lazer and aim him at the the zombie

a bag filled with farts and piss LOL

Ruger 10/22.

Its all I own and its all I need.

A basic knowledge of biology so that I could realize that zombies can't exist.

Hm...

Consideration of a long ranged weapon has been on my list....ie small arms such as pistols or more powerful but less ammo conservative revolvers has been considered...but the problem is reloading is an issue with a horde of hungry hungry zombies hoping for some fresh flesh. Though I suppose if your stuck in a barn or a more secured location, arms would be prefered to keep them at bay...

If on the move I'd try to stick with a light arm and possibly a stronger melee weapon. Something that's easy to maintain and very easy to move around with. Per-say, a spear. Or something of that sort, axe's tried to make my list once, but the swinging of even the lightest axes makes for bad reflex time.

A good list of weapons should always contain those that don't need reloading...Often time it's simulated that a zombie gets someone when they're reloading or when they're trying to fix a jammed gun...Best if you have something in hand, or within reach that doesn't need to crank a bullet in every 5-6 zombies.

Overall i think my most prefered is some kind of sharp, long reaching pole (ie spear). Makes for a good penetration weapon and great to charge with. Even if you don't kill them, you'll knock them over for sure.

two katanas

That would be shotgun or a chainsaw.

Gay Russian Vampire Porn.
It kills ANYTHING in one hit, and completely dissolves Zombies.

Use it against a Russian, gay, or vampire, and it just him/her into a ultra strong Gay Russian Vampire, which will proceed to rape you, kill you, or both.

all i have near me is some drumsticks, some nail clippers, a box of saltines, a vibrating massager, and a stapler. but WHEN COMBINED- THEY ARE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!!!!1

I would choose butter.

At 8/14/08 06:59 PM, Harmonik wrote: My penis.

id use his penis

Chainsaw, or a good ol shotgun

At 8/14/08 06:57 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote: If you had to fight your way through zombies right now, what item would you use that is next to you right now?

Mine would be a big kitchen knife. One big stab in the head or throat and it's over.

My printer. It doesn't work anyways...