Weapon of Choice vs Zombies

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

If you had to fight your way through zombies right now, what item would you use that is next to you right now?

Mine would be a big kitchen knife. One big stab in the head or throat and it's over.

[DrClay]

chainsaw, much fun yes?

[Harmonik]

My penis.

nuff said

[CaveyMc-fat]

when ever there is a thread about weapons... a response consisting of either "boner" or "cock" will appear..

so just to start it off...

I W1ll Y0US Mah hUGE b0nAr 2 ki11 teh zombys

[Purpin]

Brainsword.

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

At 8/14/08 06:58 PM, DrClay wrote: chainsaw, much fun yes?

aye, but it would run out of gasoline, and then what would happen?

[unbelivable]

Id run to my room and grab my razor sharp short sword. its pretty bad ass. slice and dice mutha!

[Schizo-Sephy]

I would throw one of my cats at it. Then the cat would claw out the zombie's eyes while I preceed to use my computer mouse as a flail.

[meeesta]

chainsaw, taser (awesome) and the power of god!!!

[n64kid]

I'm an old fashioned guy so shotgun. It worked against the flood.

[LBRocker]

A way to end these threads would be ideal.

[Phantox]

At 8/14/08 06:57 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote:
Mine would be a big kitchen knife. One big stab in the throat and it's over.

lol

Anyways, a semi auto rifle or leveler action and a crowbar or machete

[stonecold-basilisk]

Sawed-off shotgun

[JaY11]

Lightsaber.

[ElementalSoldier]

The dildo from the police showers in san andreas.

[Straight-Edge]

I would bludgeon them all with my FUCKING SEARCH BAR

[Kewlenough]

At 8/14/08 07:59 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: I would bludgeon them all with my FUCKING SEARCH BAR

OH SNAP!

[phredi]

At 8/14/08 07:09 PM, iMiserable wrote: A way to end these threads would be ideal.

do theses threads come up daily or sumthing?

[syrika246]

if it was right next to me then I would have to use my scissors or my computer, but I have a bair of basically meat cleavers in the kitchen I could use

[Valjylmyr]

Well, a Colt .45, seeing as how they have a remarkably low amount of recoil, and are pretty accurate. Or my switchblade.

[VelocitizedWolf]

A Salmon

[AgentXRifle]

HK-416!!! with all the attachments, if i could have any weapon. If i had to pick a weapon i own, either my chainsaw, or sexy pinapple pic!

[Kewlenough]

At 8/14/08 08:19 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: HK-416!!! with all the attachments, if i could have any weapon. If i had to pick a weapon i own, either my chainsaw, or sexy pinapple pic!

Damn thats hot.

[chi-master08]

At 8/14/08 07:08 PM, n64kid wrote: I'm an old fashioned guy so shotgun. It worked against the flood.

Dude, I don't think a shotgun would work against the flood.

[TJoyal]

basketball

[Toukeman]

Dual Shotguns and Unlimited ammo

[Valjylmyr]

At 8/14/08 08:22 PM, chi-master08 wrote:

At 8/14/08 07:08 PM, n64kid wrote: I'm an old fashioned guy so shotgun. It worked against the flood.

Dude, I don't think a shotgun would work against the flood.

I'm pretty sure he means the Flood from Halo.

[chi-master08]

At 8/14/08 08:24 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/14/08 08:22 PM, chi-master08 wrote:

At 8/14/08 07:08 PM, n64kid wrote: I'm an old fashioned guy so shotgun. It worked against the flood.

Dude, I don't think a shotgun would work against the flood.

I'm pretty sure he means the Flood from Halo.

Clearly my attempts at humor have failed miserably.

[MealsMcLugee]

My can of coca-cola.

[CNRHKick]

After reading the very fake Zombie Survival Guide I've decided to use a bow and arrow against zombies. The zombies wouldn't hear anything preventing even more zombies from wanting to eat mah brainz.

mmmmmm... brains...