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At 8/14/08 06:42 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 8/14/08 06:37 AM, IrishGun wrote: There's this one big knife in my kitchen.

Every time I see it I like to step back.

What, do you expect it to come flying out of the knife rack and into your larynx?

Yes. D:

The scissors next to it with the flowers on the blades scare me, too. DDD:

At 8/14/08 07:47 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote:

At 8/14/08 12:42 AM, l2-ushxxx wrote: This stuff is deadly, use with caution.

How can cookies be dangerous?

one word........diabetes

Chainsaw.

And all sorts of knives. Long and deadly ones.

I have nunchucks, made from the same material as police nightsticks.

I had a club, gave it away to my brother, he needed one.
Oh, and a air gun.

Probaly my fists.

Weapons are illigal in The Netherlands.

I got a bowie knife (7 inches I think) hiding in one of our kitchen drawers.

It's literally hiding. because. we might need it one day.

a big steak kinife

That thing is pretty badass. My family is pretty non-violent though, I've never shot a real gun myself. We don't have any real weapons. The best thing would be a kitchen knife or a can opener or something. If someone decides to rob the house or rape someone, we're screwed.

I mean a BB gun... not a real rifle...

Wow. It amazes me that Americans can just own rifles and think nothing of it like it's an everyday thing. We live in very different worlds.

Here in the UK, we're not aloud guns. And the few of us that are aren't aloud to have them for self defense. However, there are still daily shootings and stabbings because the criminals get them.

My Dad believes guns are evil and that nobody should be aloud to own them. I'm not aloud a BB gun or anything that promotes gun use. He won't even let us own and water guns unless they're all space-age looking and colourful. He also doesn't believe in killing tom defend your life, or killing property defense.

He says if our house is ever burgled, he would do nothing to fend the robbers off.

I bet if i throw my tv on someone's head he'll be dead so I'll go with that

an authentic world war II sword.
i would show pics but my dad hides it because he knows i would fuck around with it if i got it.

I got a chainsaw... and five knives next to my bed... No shotguns here, it's just plain old holland;)

My most deadly weapon happens to be my crotch.

you asked for it.

The most deadly weapon's in my house are my dad's hunting guns. Other than that there is me and my razor blades, in which I use to cut myself... Just kidding... I don't have any razor blades.

Celery sticks.

ami spellen it right?

The things that go bump in the night.

I keep a replica mace under my bed... but my camera broke, but it's still REALLY sharp!

Remington 11-87 autoloader.

It's a pretty, pretty gun.

My fucking mom she could tear youo to bits and make feel worthless gefore you put ur finger on the trigger

A piucture would scare you sensless

Probably a couple Butcher Knives or Fire Place tools

Nine milemeter glock, BIOTCH!

My dad's nightstick (he's a cop

I have a Smith and Wesson Revolver somewhere in my house...I just don't know where it is atm.

I should go look for that

My Dad has a revolver locked up somewhere and a rifle he keeps in the closet. I also own a bunch of swords and a battle axe.

its blunt around the edges but i could just sharpen them if i wanted to make it deadly. i could also just stab someone if i didnt want to take the time to sharpen it.

At 8/14/08 08:38 AM, IFABF wrote: Here in the UK, we're not aloud guns. And the few of us that are aren't aloud to have them for self defense. However, there are still daily shootings and stabbings because the criminals get them.

But we are ALLOWED guns if we are silent.

light saber

My most deadly weapon is the Anti-Rape condom.

I would not tap that.