Most deadly weapon in your house?

[AlphaCentauri]

So I found myself looking at my dad's Irish Shillelagh

And I thought, I wonder what other sort of deadly weapons newgrounders have in their house?

So I decided to make a topic about it.

So, newgrounds, lets see what weapons you have in your house.

And unless you have some special sort of knife, don't post a kitchen knife, please.

Oh, and also, include a picture if you can, I want to see some of these weapons.

[pointydagger]

My dog. She is big and scary and will probably kill a stranger before i would even if i had a butcher knife in hand.

[MetalStar]

This.

P.S. It's not the dog.

[SpicyChickenLeg]

My boner

OH GOD

[Armerad]

Well, a few guns, A Rambo style bow with barbed tip, oh, and a crossbow. yes, a motherfucking crossbow

long story, dad fucked up his arm in an accident, cant use his bow anymore (Score for me!), but archery
hunting is before gun hunting, so he bought a crossbow.

[D-XN]

Katana.

Pictures? Maybe someday..

[Icecry0]

I have replicas of samurai swords, maces, long swords etc. You can say they won't work and their dull blah blah, but if I got one of my maces and pounded it over your head you wouldn't be talking, you'd be dead with your skull crushed inside your pathetic brain.

I can't find them at the moment so my second most deadly weapon in my house would either be the chainsaw or the weed cutter. Those weed cutter things are killers. . .

[Seraphim17]

My family hunts so...

We have rifles, shotguns, hunting bows, knives, etc

All kinds of carnage.

[l2-ushxxx]

This stuff is deadly, use with caution.

[drknes]

Hmm I'm not sure nothing around my place but if anything I'd have to say any sharp object I can get my hands on.

[bboston7]

My fish. It is a small goldfish with a large appetite.

[JaY11]

My katanas are the only weapons in my house D:

[ToothBrushMan]

You'd be suprised, the things you can do with a dental pick.

[creamsoda139]

A shotgun, 12 guage, which im gonna use to gun down, whoever, or watever it is outside my fuckin house

[Hellraiser]

MmHmmm..

[Egeus]

I don't think my dad would appreciate me making a bunch of noise in the gun room just to take a few pictures, so I won't. We have about 13 guns though, and which one is "more deadly" really depends on the circumstance.

I won't bother listing them all, but there's some Semi-automatic assault rifles (Only semi because this is Canada. They only have 5 round clips and you can't hunt with them). There's also quite a few .357, .38 special, and .44 magnum revolvers. There's a 22 rifle for gophers, and 2 shotguns for bird hunting. There's also a .357 cowboy style rifle for the Cowboy Action Shooting my dad partakes in. We also have 4 or so Semi-automatic handguns.

My favorite, and weapon of choice would be the 9mm Handgun just because I'd imagine myself fighting at no more than 20 ft if I was to ever use a gun to kill somebody.

I keep trying to convince my dad to buy a heavy bolt action rifle with a good scope and a wooden stock. You'd be able to pick off the hordes of Zombies at range, and crush their skulls with the stock up close.

lol

[korded]

At 8/14/08 12:41 AM, Icecry0 wrote: I have replicas of samurai swords, maces, long swords etc. You can say they won't work and their dull blah blah, but if I got one of my maces and pounded it over your head you wouldn't be talking, you'd be dead with your skull crushed inside your pathetic brain.

I can't find them at the moment

I think by the time you managed to find your mace and put on your elven warrior costume I could've robbed your house and made it 3 blocks away

[Erikio]

I have a couple machetes and a katana. In my workshop my grandfather has his old military issue sword and knives.

[MexicanGun]

Sadly, I think that the deadliest weapon in my house is a butter knife.

i don't own any weapon.

[Dry-Ice]

This is why Newgrounds sucks. No one will get off their fat asses and put some effort into a post.
Everyone here has either posted "lol my katana" or "lol my dog" or a generic dick joke.

The most deadly weapon(s) in my house would be these two knives I bought from eBay when I was around 17.

"Eagle's Talon" or something like that.
"Stiletto Spike"

I was a bit crazy about protecting myself so I always took one out with me, then I realised that It's a fucking stupid idea so I stopped, so they sit at home with me.

[MetalStar]

At 8/14/08 12:47 AM, creamsoda139 wrote: A shotgun, 12 guage, which im gonna use to gun down, whoever, or watever it is outside my fuckin house

Pffft, that's nothing.

[Bladezguy]

Umm two, a glock 19, smith and wesson and colt 45. lol I also live in nyc got special license for all of those.

[ThePhantomGamer]

A few kitchen knifes.

[H-K-S]

A rifle. One that's loaded. I figure keeping a loaded clip in it along with the safety on helps.

[MexicanGun]

At 8/14/08 12:52 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: "Eagle's Talon" or something like that.

Damn, man. That's a sexy knife.

I used to have an awesome knife like that, but I lost it.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 8/14/08 12:51 AM, Egeus wrote: I don't think my dad would appreciate me making a bunch of noise in the gun room just to take a few pictures, so I won't.

Couldn't you just open the door and take one picture, sounds like it would be pretty cool.

At 8/14/08 12:52 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: This is why Newgrounds sucks. No one will get off their fat asses and put some effort into a post.
Everyone here has either posted "lol my katana" or "lol my dog" or a generic dick joke.

My thoughts exactly, If you have a katana, please, lets see it.

And thanks for posting pictures that aren't of photo shopped dogs, or cookies.

Even though my shillelagh could beat your knives any day.

[PigletsMemories]

The house I'm in now has a few kitchen knives, back at the house my dad's in are a few old pistols and some Japanese knives.

[H-K-S]

At 8/14/08 12:59 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

And thanks for posting pictures that aren't of photo shopped dogs, or cookies.

Even though my shillelagh could beat your knives any day.

But a rifle can beat a knife any day.

[EvilerBowser1001]

There's a little dagger on my wall, but it's more ceremonial than anything else.
The place where all my real shit is, is my grandparent's house, though.

[SpammyMcGee]

I'd have to say my dick.