You get a letter

[MetalDart]

From Nintendo and Game Freak studios. They want you to make the next generation of starters for Pokemon. Don't ask why they sent YOU a letter, they just did. It must follow the Water, Grass, and Fire types and the 3 step evolutions. Subtypes after evolving are allowed. They would like it to be based on real world animals in some way (Charmander salamander, Totodile crocodile, etc etc), but you can make something completely new if you like.

So, what would your starters be like?

[malachi117]

Water - A type of snail
Grass - A type of cricket or beetle
Fire - A type of lion

[uhnoesanoob]

Hipar- Water type, Hippo. Evolves into Hiparito, a bigger Hippo, then finally Hiparamos, A hippo that stands upright.

Saplet- A sapling grass pokemon, evolves into Saplon, a taller tree, then Sapoak, a huge tree.

Burnoik - A fire piglet pokemon, evolves into Burnsquell, a medium size pig, then Burnpenking, a huge boar.

[FmFiTnAi]

At 8/13/08 11:32 PM, uhnoesanoob wrote: Hipar- Water type, Hippo. Evolves into Hiparito, a bigger Hippo, then finally Hiparamos, A hippo that stands upright.

Saplet- A sapling grass pokemon, evolves into Saplon, a taller tree, then Sapoak, a huge tree.

Burnoik - A fire piglet pokemon, evolves into Burnsquell, a medium size pig, then Burnpenking, a huge boar.

Burnoik seconded

[jackmorrison]

I'd just write back to them in capital letters and tell them to hurry up and make a pokemon MMO.

[andhination]

Water - Follrog - A frog type creature
Fire - Blazehog - A fired up hedgehog
Grass - Monkig - A monkey with vines for arms

[iMini]

Grass - Slitheron, A snake, evolves to Slitherk, a bigger snake, evolves to Slymerk, an Anaconda.
Water - Sehod, a small fish, evolves to Seafro, a bigger fish, evolves to Sladah, a shark.

Oh god, this is so boring... Fuck doing fire.

[7794]

I would simple reply back... "Fuck you Nintendo, do it yourself you lazy asshole. Pokemon sucks asshole and it was only cool when it first came out and i was like 4."

[Patonki]

Don't talk shit. Pokémon is the best. I got my first pokémon when I was about 6-7 and I nearly pissed my pants, cuz it was sooo cool. Now I can't be bothered to play them, but they're still awesome games.

[NoneZop]

HEY MAN WHAT THE FUCK MUDKIPS AREN'T FUNNY.
Also, you fucking suck at Photoshop.
GO DIE

[camobch0]

I have no clue what you just said. I really hate pokemon.

[WilliWowza]

At 8/14/08 07:00 AM, ArthurGhostly wrote: Pokemon without a physical form - they are the embodiment of their element.
No names for them, but yeah.

Hey bro

[Randominator]

At 8/13/08 11:32 PM, uhnoesanoob wrote: Burnoik - A fire piglet pokemon, evolves into Burnsquell, a medium size pig, then Burnpenking, a huge boar.

Thats so stupid...but I can see it happening. You should definitely send that idea to them

[luigipwnsmario]

water- platysea, platypus like creature
fire- shroomfire, mushroom creature on fire
grass- mantislice, praying mantis creature.