Smoking Nutmeg

[AwesomeX]

Im going to mention this for at least the 30th time, NUTMEG GETS YOU HIGH.

Eating four to eight teaspoons of ground nutmeg causes mild hallucinations, warmth in the limbs ...

... dizziness, nausea, cottonmouth, paranoia, difficulty urinating and, the coup de grace, a hangover that feels like God taking a dump on your soul.

Some users compare the nutmeg "high" to a hellish case of the flu. To make things worse, nutmeg consumption is easily the most inconvenient way to get high--its effects kick in five to six hours after ingestion. That's like having to drink a six-pack at lunch in anticipation of happy hour.

Cracked

[thenewbies]

... and Starbucks coffee can simulate a strong laxative close to ChockoLax.

[m4x0]

Srsly it works but it makes you sick for days afterwards.

[reviewer-general]

No. It's meant to work as a placebo, which it doesn't.

My friend tried this.

[UnknownFear]

At 8/13/08 05:21 PM, AwesomeX wrote: Some users compare the nutmeg "high" to a hellish case of the flu. To make things worse, nutmeg consumption is easily the most inconvenient way to get high--its effects kick in five to six hours after ingestion. That's like having to drink a six-pack at lunch in anticipation of happy hour.

So why bother even do it if it will take 5 to 6 hours to take effect? Why not try something else?

[bigjuicy]

The high sucks and can kill you, just buy some weed. It's much safer.

[SatinShadow]

And if you consume too much nutmeg, you will die :)

[reviewer-general]

At 8/13/08 05:35 PM, SatinShadow wrote: And if you consume too much nutmeg, you will die :)

That's why natural selection is so much fun.

[fur64]

Someone would have to be desperate to even want a high ike that!

[m4x0]

At 8/13/08 05:45 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 8/13/08 05:35 PM, SatinShadow wrote: And if you consume too much nutmeg, you will die :)

That's why natural selection is so much fun.

Its funny how there are absolutely no warnings on the jar about how it can cause you to hallucinate, projectile vomit and die.

meh