Another fucked up dream

[EvilGeishaWoman]

I had this really weird dream last night.

I dreamed I went to see "Hannibal" again, only this time they cast Christopher Walken as Hannibal. David Spade was in it, too. It was actually kinda funny. Especially the "bowels in or bowels out?" part.

[Notorius]

At 3/12/01 10:33 AM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: I had this really weird dream last night.

I dreamed I went to see "Hannibal" again, only this time they cast Christopher Walken as Hannibal. David Spade was in it, too. It was actually kinda funny. Especially the "bowels in or bowels out?" part.

Me dreamed of a white white cat which came to me and just stood there, and I just looked at it. That makes no fuckin sense.

[AntiTanner]

At 3/12/01 10:33 AM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: I had this really weird dream last night.

I dreamed I went to see "Hannibal" again, only this time they cast Christopher Walken as Hannibal. David Spade was in it, too. It was actually kinda funny. Especially the "bowels in or bowels out?" part.

Since i worked last night and ahve school all day, then work again tonight i wont be dreaming for a very long time...unless i pass out on my machine, lets hope i do!

[Psychotic]

hmmm
I dreamt a large Owl named Nigel was chasing me before I found a chainsaw and well, there was Owl Burgers
hmmmmm Hows that for fucked up?

[Glass-Spyder-X]

Oh, I've had really screwed up dreams, without drugs.

I had this one short clip of some flying mouse with some kids, flying over a town. He's all kind and junk, then suddenly turns to the viewer, and has a disgruntled face while giving the finger. You'd have to see the face to know what I mean.

I had one after playing ShadowMan at 2:00 AM (don't do it people, espescially in the game at Queens, NY). I was in this big mansion with the cast of Friends (don't ask me why). I think it was Joey who said to me "How much you wanna bet a posessed kitty head in a glowing red sphere will pop up from behind that pile of rags?". It did, and a strange message came up in eerie red letters saying "I HAVE RISEN FROM MY GOLGOTHA. ALL SHALL DIE BENEATH POWER OF OZAWA". Where the hell I got Ozawa, I'll never truly know. But the next thing I know, I was awake and playing games again.

Anyone had dreams more screwed up than mine?

[Psychotic]

OK, but my owl one was better but have you heard about the giant insane turkeys? thought not
They once came down a road in this pickup truck thing and demanded that they recieve 6 hairs from the Uzbekistani (My brothers fave country Uzbekistan i h8 it) Presidents head or they would send evil frogs to eat pork pies in Scandanavia.I was in the road at the time and was laughing at the turkeys who sorta got upset and got the frogs in their wings.
I woke up after that but was scared of turkeys for a whole month hmm..... Insane

[Adambomb]

MOOSE!

[DingleberryClock]

I had a weird dream once...

I was in my cousin's house in california, and in the bathroom was this candle on the floor in front of the toilet, it was a yellow ccandle in a candle holder with Jesus on it. Jesus talked, and if you pissed him off, he turned you to a doll.

I was taking a shit, and I was like "wazzup Jesus," and he was all "hey, nothin'," and we got to talking, and somehow I pissed him off and he said "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A DOLL, BITCH!" So I stood up with my pants around my ancles still, lifted up my extremely large combat boots and smashed it into a million pieces.

Ever since then, I've been looking for a candle like it, but I can't find one.

[Glass-Spyder-X]

At 3/12/01 01:30 PM, Psycho34 wrote: OK, but my owl one was better but have you heard about the giant insane turkeys? thought not
They once came down a road in this pickup truck thing and demanded that they recieve 6 hairs from the Uzbekistani (My brothers fave country Uzbekistan i h8 it) Presidents head or they would send evil frogs to eat pork pies in Scandanavia.I was in the road at the time and was laughing at the turkeys who sorta got upset and got the frogs in their wings.
I woke up after that but was scared of turkeys for a whole month hmm..... Insane

Nice, but you didn't have a posessed kitty head in a glowing red sphere and a prophetic message pop up did you? Touche, mon ami.

[DingleberryClock]

I had another dream with this dead, hardened fetus with giant teeth that had wings and flew around swooping down at people trying to scrape them with it's teeth.

Am I a little warped?

[Psychotic]

At 3/12/01 01:40 PM, Glass_Spyder wrote:

At 3/12/01 01:30 PM, Psycho34 wrote: OK, but my owl one was better but have you heard about the giant insane turkeys? thought not
They once came down a road in this pickup truck thing and demanded that they recieve 6 hairs from the Uzbekistani (My brothers fave country Uzbekistan i h8 it) Presidents head or they would send evil frogs to eat pork pies in Scandanavia.I was in the road at the time and was laughing at the turkeys who sorta got upset and got the frogs in their wings.
I woke up after that but was scared of turkeys for a whole month hmm..... Insane

Nice, but you didn't have a posessed kitty head in a glowing red sphere and a prophetic message pop up did you? Touche, mon ami.

Yes but u didnt have insane turkeys, owls named Nigel or Pork pie eatin frogz did u?

[thespook]

The all time weirdest of mine is when me and my father were working in the garage when a swarm of mosquitoes comes flying towards us. After a few seconds, they become bats, and then we took cover, and they became owls. Then my dad was dragging two 3 foot tall owls out of the garage, they kinda looked like muppets, like big bird if he was an orange owl. Then one of them goes 'hoo,' and my father just turns around and gives a dramatic pause. He goes 'Whaddya mean 'hoo" and kicks it in the face and its beak breaks off and it runs away.

Fucking weird man.

[Low-Budget-Superhero]

I had a dream my Health teacher died. They held the wake in the art room. They even dug up his deceased children (note:He doesn't really have any) so they could be present at the funeral (Hey, you would want your kids at your funeral, wouldn't you!?) Then they gift wrapped their caskets. Why? I dunno.
Then I went into the basement, where they were filming a reality show and the people in it decided to stop BATHING!!! Then they decide to anyway... also in the basement was a small magazine shop that sold comic books, porn, videos, and comic book porn video! I ended up living happily ever after... then I woke and went to school (and health).

[Low-Budget-Superhero]

At 3/12/01 10:45 AM, Notorius wrote:

At 3/12/01 10:33 AM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: I had this really weird dream last night.

I dreamed I went to see "Hannibal" again, only this time they cast Christopher Walken as Hannibal. David Spade was in it, too. It was actually kinda funny. Especially the "bowels in or bowels out?" part.

Me dreamed of a white white cat which came to me and just stood there, and I just looked at it. That makes no fuckin sense.

None of my dreams make sense... ANY SENSE... AT ALL!!!!

[Pantomime-Horse]

At 3/12/01 10:33 AM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: I had this really weird dream last night.

I dreamed I went to see "Hannibal" again, only this time they cast Christopher Walken as Hannibal. David Spade was in it, too. It was actually kinda funny. Especially the "bowels in or bowels out?" part.

I never remember dreams, I must dream though because apparently if you don't dream you go insane, Dreams are like the Brain's Screen Saver.

[Glass-Spyder-X]

Yes but u didnt have insane turkeys, owls named Nigel or Pork pie eatin frogz did u?

No. At least not that I remember. But I have kind of a thing for prophecy. Something that happens 2000 years after it was said it was going to happen just freaks me out. And alignment of numbers. That's why I was so psycho in Y2K. That's why mine was so scary to me.

And you didn't have the cast of Friends, did you?

[Mr-Akuji]

At 3/12/01 10:33 AM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: I had this really weird dream last night.

I dreamed I went to see "Hannibal" again, only this time they cast Christopher Walken as Hannibal. David Spade was in it, too. It was actually kinda funny. Especially the "bowels in or bowels out?" part.

I had a dream I was in H.R.Giger's world! It was fucked up!! But it was kinda cool cuz I love his art.

[Pico]

I dreamed I got laid...*cough*

[skweeds]

once i had a dream i was smoking this herbal mint stuff like it was marijuana but it was actually just a mint scented plant and i was going back out with stephel laux. it was a happy dream

another time i had a dream that i was watching this movie and in this movie was this couple and they kept getting caught in time loops, y'know? and then the guy like lost his wife and he kept looking and looking for her but he couldnt find her and then he had a flashback to way before any of this happened and it turned out he shot and hung his wife and before she died she said everything that was meant to happen does. she wasn't ever there, he was just imagining her. i couldnt sleep after that.

[Perdix]

I had a dream where I was trying to get some baby monkeys. I was steering this ship from the bow, and I was being chased by a tribe of monkeys, on whose ship by the way were the baby monkeys I was trying to get. Anyways, I am steering this ship down this narrow canyon stream and I eventually find myself steering down rather slippery mud roads in 19th century New Orleans. Those baby monkeys will be mine!

[Morextremist]

I had a dream of a new jackass..

They had Steve-O put rubber bands all across his head in every direction instead if his eyes and mouth.

then knoxville and wee-man just start pulling them and steve o screams when they snap back.

he he he he he

[MysteryClock]

I didn't sleep last night

[Tripps]

Last night i had this dream of this girl i dont really know, shes not really that important to me but i dreamt that i got her drunk and she started kissing me but she kissed me to hard and she passed out and then i creamed my pants, i dont know what that was about. But one time i had a real acid induced dream, it was about a month and a half ago when i was doing some harmless drugs hehe and i passed out after like 5 hours of trippy ness and for somereason i remember the dream clear as a bell, I was in a forest when the trees started to die and fall and they were screaming as they fell, then the whole scene twisted and i was in my living room watching the screaming trees on the tv. So i walk out side and i get hit by a car and get thrown into the air but i dont come back down cause i rip my cloths off and im superman, so fly to a burning building and save a bunch of dead cats, (one would not normally save dead cats!) then i leap out of the building and land in a giant clit, then this girl im in love with shows up and says something like how could you not save my cats ill never have sex with you know, she pulls a gun and fires a bullet, i was watching the bullet in slow motion, like you could see it spinning, anyway it was about to kill me when i woke up. Tell me thats not fucked up.

[Psychotic]

At 3/23/01 09:25 AM, Glass_Spyder wrote:

Yes but u didnt have insane turkeys, owls named Nigel or Pork pie eatin frogz did u?

GlassSpyder, i remember u from the old BBS, i didnt know it wus u
NEway, Owls kick pussy friends ass NEday
So THERE

[Glass-Spyder-X]

At 3/23/01 01:29 PM, Psycho34 wrote:

At 3/23/01 09:25 AM, Glass_Spyder wrote:

Yes but u didnt have insane turkeys, owls named Nigel or Pork pie eatin frogz did u?

GlassSpyder, i remember u from the old BBS, i didnt know it wus u
NEway, Owls kick pussy friends ass NEday
So THERE

Yes, I was on the old BBS. Give me some reminders of my posting. Or at least who I had a flame war with.

And were your dreams induced by playing the greatest horror game known to man? ShadowMan? Probably not. Oh well. I guess an owl is kind of weird.

I do remember this one dream where I became some cat/human thing and had this huge ass sword, like the ones in FF only this one was big. So I took it and started slashing people up and before you know it, I broke the sword and started to slash up people I hate with my claws and then this person I really hated comes up to me and we get this DBZ/Matrix/Mortal Kombat fight going, and we both go up in the air and hit each other and go flying back dramatically slow. I, all bloody and barely standing, get up and scream this great roar of victory.

Kiddies, don't stay up until 4:00 watching anime like Outlaw Star, Macross, Bubblegum Crisis, and Ghost in the Shell after eating all sorts of sugar packed foods, caffiene, and eating packets of Koo-Laid sugar. You'll get dreams as fucked up as mine. Trust me.

[Mr-Akuji]

At 3/23/01 03:18 PM, Glass_Spyder wrote:

At 3/23/01 01:29 PM, Psycho34 wrote:

At 3/23/01 09:25 AM, Glass_Spyder wrote:

Yes but u didnt have insane turkeys, owls named Nigel or Pork pie eatin frogz did u?

GlassSpyder, i remember u from the old BBS, i didnt know it wus u
NEway, Owls kick pussy friends ass NEday
So THERE

Yes, I was on the old BBS. Give me some reminders of my posting. Or at least who I had a flame war with.

And were your dreams induced by playing the greatest horror game known to man? ShadowMan? Probably not. Oh well. I guess an owl is kind of weird.

I do remember this one dream where I became some cat/human thing and had this huge ass sword, like the ones in FF only this one was big. So I took it and started slashing people up and before you know it, I broke the sword and started to slash up people I hate with my claws and then this person I really hated comes up to me and we get this DBZ/Matrix/Mortal Kombat fight going, and we both go up in the air and hit each other and go flying back dramatically slow. I, all bloody and barely standing, get up and scream this great roar of victory.

Kiddies, don't stay up until 4:00 watching anime like Outlaw Star, Macross, Bubblegum Crisis, and Ghost in the Shell after eating all sorts of sugar packed foods, caffiene, and eating packets of Koo-Laid sugar. You'll get dreams as fucked up as mine. Trust me.

I get them too from watching anime.

[Quistybetter]

holy shit man...u must be woman:P

[uhnoesanoob]

At 8/11/08 09:33 AM, Quistybetter wrote: holy shit man...u must be woman:P

Why do you find the need to bump a 7 year old topic?

[wwhhaatt]

At 8/11/08 09:33 AM, Quistybetter wrote: holy shit man...u must be woman:P

Retard. followed by fuckhead. and then again. Retard. Why would anyone in their right mind revive a 7 yr old topic.

[Quistybetter]

At 8/11/08 09:37 AM, uhnoesanoob wrote:

At 8/11/08 09:33 AM, Quistybetter wrote: holy shit man...u must be woman:P

Why do you find the need to bump a 7 year old topic?

because i wanted to start such a topic but found out that it allready existed... So I just added something, so everybody could discuss.... No reason to start a new topic for that right?