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I'd stick my lollipop in his face and run away crying because I knew I'd be screwed.

I'd go Gordon Freeman on his ass yo.

Throw the bottle and run.

That pic is photoshopped, isnt it?

Smash his nuts with my bat 98 million times... duh.

At 2/2/10 04:34 PM, Afterhumanity wrote: Smash his nuts with my bat 98 million times... duh.

Nice. I'm pretty sure I could shove my broken bottle up his ass and break it off.

I think I'd have a farrelly easy time.

Poke him in the nose. Then run.

Level 4 at the time of posting.

Well, uh, I don't think you could :l

Bash his fuking skull in!

My latest post here was when I was in level 14. I said I couldn't kill him with a hammer.

Now I am Level 15. Let's see... a WHAT?! This is even worse than a hammer. It's a bullwhip! :(

Jab him in the eyes! (lv 3 icon)

umm i could go for the eyes then say my prayers

It's a wine bottle. How the fuck is it that hard to figure out what I would do?

I would have to get pretty close to him to hit him with this.

*SWINK* "Yo dude, you dropped your head."

He'd die at the sight of my awesome fist.

Stab it in his right eye. Then jab him in the side with my bottle of fury.

Well, since the st. patrick day icons wont appear until another year, might as well see what I kind do. What can i do?

I'd throw my hat... Oddjob style.

At 3/17/10 12:57 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: With the four-leaf clover I have for St. Patrick's Day it's impossible

no its not!
everything can kill you.

At 3/17/10 12:57 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: With the four-leaf clover I have for St. Patrick's Day it's impossible

You can get a really lucky hit.

I'd distract him with my four-leaf clover and then smack his head off with my awesome cock.

Wish that person dead. and if you have enough luck, he is.

Use my luck to be able to kill him.

I'd take the belt off my hat & strangle him with it!

I would jam my 4 leaf clover in his eyes.

Throw it on the floor in front of him, push him and with good luck he will die.

Rub his eyes out.