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Like moths to a flame..

At 11/4/08 07:41 AM, Gagsy wrote: Like peni to a vagina..

fixed

At 11/4/08 07:25 AM, Brian wrote:

Or maybe, parody threads, such as this one, play off of the stereo-types of posters on this website in such a way that is not only fun to take part in, but also appreciated by the users who have been around for ages and see it happen nearly every day/week.

It's been done.

A lot.

Seriously. Parodying an excessively-posted thread genre such as this one has, itself, gotten old.

At 11/4/08 08:21 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Seriously. Parodying an excessively-posted thread genre such as this one has, itself, gotten old.

WAH, I'M POSTING IN A PARODY TOPIC I DON'T WANT TO EXIST. lol, keep at it.

Zekey wins this thread.
Also, TRUTH

At 11/4/08 08:32 AM, Short-Factor wrote: Zekey wins this thread.
Also, TRUTH

ROFLMAO nice one XD

god

To 5 pages!

At 11/4/08 07:24 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: If you're a nice person, period, then you get into Heaven

Also, if you don't know anything about christianity, please don't pretend like you do.

At 11/4/08 08:43 AM, BlackPlastic wrote:

At 11/4/08 07:24 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: If you're a nice person, period, then you get into Heaven

Also, if you don't know anything about christianity, please don't pretend like you do.

yea thats the problem with some people, they are like "yay i´m a christian i´m going to heaven , that is so good, anyone who doesent belive in it is going to hell" ...and then they dont know a damm thing about it.

God invented nothing.

Jesus was only a wise guy. Not a Light Magician.

Christianity:
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... Yeah, makes perfect sense.

At 11/4/08 07:30 AM, lilcheeselad wrote: God created man and man created evolution.

/thread

You are so intelligent.

Contributing.

this is a metaphor for this topic:

religion is just an answer to a basic and very old philosophical question.
People just deceive themselves by believing in it without even knowing it.
Even i would want to believe in religion sometimes but that is because is would
be better to know that you would be happy but honestly ...living forever would not
be that fun if you ask me.

At 11/4/08 08:43 AM, BlackPlastic wrote:

Also, if you don't know anything about christianity, please don't pretend like you do.

I'm a Catholic. Please don't assume what I am or am not based on a single sentence posted on an internet forum, first of all.

Second of all, as you supposedly know, a shitload of stuff that is written in the Bible is subject to interpretation. Particular forms of said interpretations have given birth to various Christian faiths, actually.

So when you're told that you need to be a good Christian to get into Heaven, and you effectively do the most sacred things that is asked of a Christian, but simply aren't tagged as such, then yeah, chances are you're going to get into Heaven.

If you honestly believe that the almighty God doesn't take that sort of thing into consideration (in other words, that He only lets people into Heaven based on SHEER LUCK, since they've conveniently been born into a Christian family instead of one that follows any other religion), then you haven't understood a whole lot about Christianity at all.

Personally I beilive the bible shares good morals and values and i dont see whats wrong with a book that says you shouldnt kill or steal from people, some of these athiests need to open their eyes and look at the big picture here.

At 11/4/08 09:02 AM, Sweman wrote:

yea thats the problem with some people, they are like "yay i´m a christian i´m going to heaven , that is so good, anyone who doesent belive in it is going to hell"

Because that's what I said, after straining the point that you don't necessarily have to be Christian in order to get into Heaven.

Kudos.

Well, I personally haven't read the bible, but I thought before, "Why can't this be true?"

lold at the first few posts, then stopped loling when fagots ruined the joke.

At 11/4/08 09:16 AM, TheothelordKhantos wrote: God invented nothing.

Jesus was only a wise guy. Not a Light Magician.

Christianity:
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... Yeah, makes perfect sense.

Hurrr...rrr...hurrr'rrr'rrrrr...hurrrr

I can interwebz toooo!

Toooo much quoted text.

Still toooo much.

BBS, just..stop posting in this topic.

its deppressing, everything Zekey said is coming true.

Fuck you all, sun worship is the only logical form of theistic belief.

Christains always make me laugh with their funny beliefs

A superior being doesn't exist....

/thread

Wow this is just what the Troll wanted.

Flame war!Flame war!

At 8/10/08 04:22 AM, HappyBull wrote:

At 8/10/08 04:20 AM, Aerosphere wrote:

fuck jesus. if you love him so much go suck his non-existant dick. you're both cunts.

I hate people like you. You're a troll.

Oh, and you're also going to hell, but that's probably the least of your worries