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Posted at: 8/10/08 02:42 AM
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At 8/10/08 12:00 AM, The-answer-AI wrote: I'm going with my girl tomorow to get it because we had sex today without a condom. I didnt cum in her, pulled out.....but there is a possibility of precum getting her pregnant. Better safe than sorry.
better safe than sorry is knowing the pullout method isnt a real method of birth control?
did you fall asleep during health class? o yea birthcontrol shop is closed on sundays. that bitch is so preggerz buddy.
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Posted at: 8/10/08 02:44 AM
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Why waste time on girls?
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Posted at: 8/10/08 02:47 AM
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So, whats the point of making this topic?
To be 'cool' and tell a bunch of strangers you're having sex, or to be a dumbass and not check the shit to make sure you're still in the clear before you bust inside of her?
I personally always pull out when I cum, even if I know the condom is on for sure. Don't want anything leaking out now.
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Posted at: 8/13/08 10:17 PM
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At 8/10/08 02:47 AM, Lotus wrote: So, whats the point of making this topic? To be 'cool' and tell a bunch of strangers you're having sex, or to be a dumbass and not check the shit to make sure you're still in the clear before you bust inside of her? I personally always pull out when I cum, even if I know the condom is on for sure. Don't want anything leaking out now.
Uhh discussion?
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Posted at: 8/13/08 10:20 PM
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Almost isnt good enough, try harder next time and im sure she'll be cooking one in there. f not, get your balls checked.
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Posted at: 8/14/08 02:38 AM
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At 8/9/08 09:45 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: And she came home from the doctor today to bring home the news. She's not pregnant. :D Man I wouldn't have known how to break it to my mom to tell her that she might be a grandmother. I don't want to get kicked out of teh house again.
how do you almost get her pregnant? its either she is or isn't.
Posted at: 8/14/08 02:39 AM
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Use a condom.
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Posted at: 8/14/08 02:49 AM
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Wear a smaller condom dumbass. You'll need one for your 2 in. dick.
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Posted at: 8/14/08 02:55 AM
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At 8/10/08 02:44 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Why waste time on girls?
I have a picture JUST like this, except 10 times hotter! give me a minute
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Posted at: 8/14/08 02:56 AM
At 8/14/08 02:55 AM, WarteryMind wrote: At 8/10/08 02:44 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Why waste time on girls?I have a picture JUST like this, except 10 times hotter! give me a minute
Found it. god i love this pic.
Posted at: 8/14/08 03:01 AM
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At 8/9/08 10:45 PM, Luis wrote: just tell her to keep a coat hanger handy :)
IF you want to kill her
I'm lucky I didn't cum when I had sex with my FWB (Friend With Benefits), cause we didn't have a condom and I had to use a Gallon Zip-Loc bag...ghetto as hell lol
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Posted at: 6/28/09 09:18 PM
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN! NOW I'M GETTING FULL CHILD SUPPORT, YOU DOG.
Posted at: 6/28/09 09:19 PM
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double up next time ace
Posted at: 6/28/09 09:21 PM
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Posted at: 6/28/09 09:33 PM
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At 8/9/08 09:50 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: At 8/9/08 09:46 PM, CloudConnected wrote: How did you almost make her pregnant? Full story please!I remember coming and when I looked down, the condom was off and like a foot away from my dick
At 8/9/08 09:46 PM, CloudConnected wrote: How did you almost make her pregnant? Full story please!
It's an all too common mistake, just make sure not to buy the magical teleportation variety of condoms in the future.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 09:34 PM
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You barely avoided the Stork from coming. You should be more careful next time.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 10:47 PM
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do whaat dane cook said push and pray: thats when you push through it all and cum on her heart
Posted at: 6/28/09 10:50 PM
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its called a condom pinche whero
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That must have been one close call.
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Posted at: 6/28/09 11:09 PM
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simple solution DONT FUCK!!!!
Posted at: 6/28/09 11:13 PM
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Ever heard of the pill? or condoms?
Posted at: 7/25/09 11:35 AM
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Pull and pray, my friend. Pull, and pray.
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Posted at: 7/25/09 12:12 PM
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At 8/9/08 11:06 PM, wwhhaatt wrote: Nope. My friends brother is 29 and lives with his mother. Why? To support her. He is ex-army. Guess fucking what, it doesn't matter if you live with your mom. He's getting laid, something you're dreaming about.
Your friend fucks his mum?
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Posted at: 7/25/09 12:53 PM
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At 8/9/08 09:46 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: If you fuck guys you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant.
you do when your asshole swallows my semen
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Posted at: 7/25/09 12:54 PM
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You black people and your close calls...
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Posted at: 7/25/09 12:57 PM
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How did you almost get her pregnant? You had sex with her and she wasn't fertile, simple as that. There's no "so close" or "aww man, that was quick" she just didn't get pregnant.
Posted at: 7/25/09 01:54 PM
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You sick sick horny person!
Posted at: 7/25/09 05:20 PM
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getting a lady pregnant is a pretty black and white affair, either she is pregnant or not. Therefore, I put to you there can't be anything like "almost" get someone pregnant.
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Posted at: 7/25/09 05:24 PM
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Posted at: 7/25/09 08:45 PM
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and in later news this post turned gay for talking about ejaculation, anal sex and leaky assholes?/..... fuck you guys are insane?
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