sick jokes?

[infernocpf]

im a sucker for sick jokes i mean REALLY SICK! so sick it offens people so im wondering what sick jokes do you know

NOTE!! if u do post here NO RACIST JOKES!! some people may find them funny but im sure mods do not please for the sake of not being an arsehole no racist jokes AND no gay bashing jokes ether jeez!

heres some that i know hope u think they are funny!?

This political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as 'my disabled son'. Apparently the correct term these days is 'daughter'

I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"
She said, "Yes, sir."
So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.

what ones do u know

NOTE! NO RACIST JOKES!! im warning u 0_o

[infernocpf]

come on this is newgrounds some one must have a sick joke? heres another just to lighten the mood

After taking a car full of kids to accident and emergency with embedded glass and cuts to their foreheads....

I've decided to stop counting how many spastics it takes to change a lightbulb.

[Chozz]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Madeline.

[Golmit]

At 8/9/08 06:59 AM, infernocpf wrote: A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Hahahah That one is good but it aint sick...

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 07:04 AM, Chozz wrote: Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Madeline.

OOO nice 1!! hahaha
how about this one

Christmas dinner at the McCanns. Gerry asks the twins who wants stuffing ,one turns to the other and say its at times like this i really miss maddie

[phredi]

i love a good joke

[hunt34]

whats the diffrence between a Cadillac and 50 dead babies?

i dont have a cadillac in my garage

[LOLZILLA]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

No joke threads.

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 07:08 AM, phredi wrote: i love a good joke

same lets hope not dam racists post jokes here it will make me sad ;'(

[Mechabloby]

Check these out except for the bottom two.

Sidorio and MrFinland are a good team.

[Chozz]

Whats better than winning a Gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

Having two legs.

[Tugoro]

Why did the duck cross the road? He didn't. He gets run over by a truck and his organs fly everywhere.

Har har

[Rocksbury]

At 8/9/08 07:24 AM, Tugoro wrote: Why did the duck cross the road? He didn't. He gets run over by a truck and his organs fly everywhere.

Har har

more lame than a pre-schoolers joke i'd rather die than listening reading your posts

[Chozz]

At 8/9/08 07:26 AM, Dimazor24 wrote: Knock knock!

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

FUCK YOU, YOU NIIGGER FAGGOT

.

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 07:09 AM, hunt34 wrote: whats the diffrence between a Cadillac and 50 dead babies?

i dont have a cadillac in my garage

LOL ok ok how about this

whats worse than 4 dead babys in a barrel?

1 dead baby in 4 barrels...LOL

[ThePretenders]

At 8/9/08 07:25 AM, ShitBits wrote: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting raped,

Whats worse than getting raped?

Hearing that England has won the World Cup again.

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 07:37 AM, ThePretenders wrote:

At 8/9/08 07:25 AM, ShitBits wrote: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting raped,

Whats worse than getting raped?

Hearing that England has won the World Cup again.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

[Livin-Legend]

At 8/9/08 07:11 AM, ShitBits wrote:

At 8/9/08 07:09 AM, infernocpf wrote: same lets hope not dam racists post jokes here it will make me sad ;'(

How do you stop black people hanging around your house?

Cut the ropes.

hahahaha i laughed my ass off for 5 minutes straight

[infernocpf]

im kinda glad this thing died dam racist killed the fun

last one for the lolz

I awoke this morning with terrible neck pain, thats the last time I try the 69 position with a 6 year old.

LOL PEDO BEAR WAS HERE!!!

[killerhatch]

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

FUCK you read my mind.

[TacticalShoe]

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?

2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat, and 50 in the ashtray.

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 08:05 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?

2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat, and 50 in the ashtray.

lol thats funny ok

how do u get 100 jews in a limo?

throw $10 in it

how do u get em back out

tell em hitlers driving

also!

why did hitler kill himself?
he got his gas bill

lasty!

Because of the poor air quality in China, Athletes are being asked to wear gas masks when they compete. Fantastic, I'll finally be able to get a stiffy watching the Russian Beach Volleyball Team. I like this!

[TacticalShoe]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 08:11 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating a sweet, when it slips from her mouth into a pile of hair on the floor.

"Oh dear, have you got hair on your sweetie?" asked the barber.

"Don't be so stupid, I'm only three." said the girl!

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 08:15 AM, ShitBits wrote: What do you do if you see a black guy with half a head?

Reload and shoot him again.

....dude seriously ur just doing this to piss me off now get a life.......

[DasUberCow]

At 8/9/08 06:59 AM, infernocpf wrote:

This political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as 'my disabled son'. Apparently the correct term these days is 'daughter'

No racist but sexist is allowed?

I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"
She said, "Yes, sir."
So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"

HHAHAHAH

Theyre not that sick. Eithers this one.

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

[hunt34]

iv got more dead baby jokes

why did the baby cross the road?

it was stapled to the chicken

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

At 8/9/08 06:59 AM, infernocpf wrote:
NOTE! NO RACIST JOKES!!

The fuck, you're such a faggot.

What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?

A turban.

[infernocpf]

At 8/9/08 08:19 AM, nazmdeh wrote: What's more fun than swinging a baby round on a washing line and smacking it with a baseball bat?

Nothing.

My wife gave birth to a baby boy last week.

I was pretty disappointed because I was hoping for a girl.

I mean, I'm not really into gay stuff.

[tydyedsmiley]

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer......and ones a watermelon.