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I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 03:13:32 Reply

I onced asked someone what was the point in assault rifles and they said it could be for self defence, hunting or general play.

A rifle is more than enough for hunting game, if you need to spray a large sum of bullets at an animal then you shouldn't be holding a licence.

In case you didn't know assault rifles are very big, so how exactly could you use it for self defense? Unless you love putting an M16 under your pillow a small firearm is enough.

And finally for general fun. I have no issue but you've definatly got to have a certain level of lunacy if you enjoy pumping countless rounds into a target all day.

*BANG!*

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 03:20:27 Reply

People that looks at you with an assault rifle, without any weapon on them, will just walk away rom you.

It's that good of a gun.

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 03:26:04 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:18 AM, Adio wrote: I prefer ridiculously sized Pistols and Revolvers.

Ohhhh yesss!! I'm getting a woody

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 03:44:59 Reply

Who is you to come in herrr and tells me, an AMERICAN, how to shoots me sum possum. We got this thang been called the 2nd Commandment that says its okay to go huntin' critters with big-ass bullet throwers. Even if I can't read it, alls I needs to read is three things: red, white and blue.
So if'n yer fixin' to take this herrr widowmaker away ferm me, yoos is gunna have to get it from m' cold dead fangers.

Now takes step on back boys, this is gonna leave a ringin' in yer ears.

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 03:47:27 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:44 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Now takes step on back boys, this is gonna leave a ringin' in yer ears.

That's the funniest thing I've ever read on NG for a very long time. I'm going to remind you of this in your comment section to whore your comedy out more.

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 03:55:08 Reply

Assault Rifles are for noobs, BR FTW


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:09:39 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:47 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 8/9/08 03:44 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Now takes step on back boys, this is gonna leave a ringin' in yer ears.
That's the funniest thing I've ever read on NG for a very long time. I'm going to remind you of this in your comment section to whore your comedy out more.

lol, "stitches," eh?


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:16:25 Reply

Self Defence doesn't need an Assualt rifle.

But overpowering invasion can make use of assault rifles. When someone's firing an AK-47 and you're behind a trench, the common thought is: "There's a very low chance that any of those bullets are going to actually hit me, but I'm not taking the risk."

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:36:58 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:26 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 8/9/08 03:18 AM, Adio wrote: I prefer ridiculously sized Pistols and Revolvers.
Ohhhh yesss!! I'm getting a woody

wow...i love revolvers that ones quite nice as well BUT NOTHING BEATS! a good old fasioned SSA revolver (single action army)

but i mainly like revolvers for the fact of collecting em IF you where aiming to use the gun. a nice M24 Supermagnum .338 Lapua would do the job i will give info on em in another post but here is a picture of an SSA

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:39:32 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:26 AM, Brick-top wrote: Ohhhh yesss!! I'm getting a woody

I wish I had a pic of orgasm excrement spewing out of my eyes.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:39:57 Reply

Caliber: 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 win)
Operation: Bolt Action
Feed: 5-Round internal magazine
Weight: 5.49 kg empty without telescope
Length: 1092mm
Sights: 10x42 Leupold Ultra M3A telescope sight (Mil-Dots), plus detachable emergency iron sights.
Barrel: 610mm.
Stock: HS Precision - adjustable length.
Max Effective Range: 800 meters
Expected Accuracy: 1 MOA with M118 (Ammo is limiting factor)

By the mid-1980s, the US Army's M21 Sniper Rifles, built on the M14 actions, were wearing out, and suitable replacement parts were scarce. The new wworld's political situation moved the focus of the NATO and the US Army troubles from the Europe to the Middle West. The flat, open desert terrains produced the need for the rifle with effective range ot to 1000 meters. The US Army set the specifications for bolt-action, stainless steel barrel rifle with Kevlar-graphite stock. After final shoot-off between Steyr SSG rifle and Remington model 700BDL, the latest was standartized in 1987 as a US Army's Model 24 sniper rifle. The M24 has a 24" (609mm) stainless-steel barrel, with a bore specially cut for the M118 7.62mm NATO Match Grade ammunition. The barrel was rifled with a special Remington- developed rifling, called 5R. It had five lands and grooves that make one turn in 11 1/4" (286mm), and the edges of the lands were sligthly rounded to reduce friction. The stock was a composite of Kevlar and graphite. The buttplate is ajustable through a range of 2.7" (69mm) to accomodate all shooters. The Leupold-Stewens M3 Ultra telescopic sight is a fixed 10X scope. It has range-finding reticle and built-in compensator for bullet drop.

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:41:39 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:26 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 8/9/08 03:18 AM, Adio wrote: I prefer ridiculously sized Pistols and Revolvers.
Ohhhh yesss!! I'm getting a woody

i have to ask what gun is that....as in the barnd cause to me the grip looks for too short for the barrel of the gun. looks like it packs one fuck of a punch! (i mean recoil) and the grip looks very hard to hold (too small?) or is that just me im not sure


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:45:42 Reply

Assault Rifles. Yeah, they're only good if you need to get a horde of zombies off your ass. But other then that, I prefer a sawn-off shotgun or/and a 500. revolver.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:48:40 Reply

At 8/9/08 08:45 PM, the-avenger5 wrote: Assault Rifles. Yeah, they're only good if you need to get a horde of zombies off your ass. But other then that, I prefer a sawn-off shotgun or/and a 500. revolver.

-_-' ...........when will zombies ever attack......i mean don't get me wrong i love the idea of people getting torn, limb from limb and people plugging zombies full of holes hell if it ever happened i would be in hell/heaven but seriously


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:50:24 Reply

In case Red Dawn happens.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:50:59 Reply

Assault rifles are also great for fighting wars....


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 20:53:27 Reply

toss me a nice bolt action 7.62mm rifle over an assault rifle any day :P

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:01:27 Reply

At 8/9/08 08:53 PM, Nerpok wrote: toss me a nice bolt action 7.62mm rifle over an assault rifle any day :P

And while you're fiddling with the bolt, I'll have pumped around 120 rounds in you.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:10:01 Reply

At 8/9/08 09:01 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:
At 8/9/08 08:53 PM, Nerpok wrote: toss me a nice bolt action 7.62mm rifle over an assault rifle any day :P
And while you're fiddling with the bolt, I'll have pumped around 120 rounds in you.

ISH hell no with a rife you can shoot from a distance so where u will have horrible recoil and crappy aim he will beable to pulg u in the head from 800 meters away with ease


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:13:35 Reply

me too...


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:15:35 Reply

Fuck you assholes. I'm coming at you with a knife.

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:16:25 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:55 AM, MrRCrap wrote: Assault Rifles are for noobs, BR FTW

I need to get me one of them there spartan lazer contraptions.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:19:43 Reply

ITT: People who masturbate to guns

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 21:54:48 Reply

i got a M4.
i Really do.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 22:08:08 Reply

Mabye the might be hunting Minatours? Dragons? Hydras?

That'd take more than one shot, mate.

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 22:36:02 Reply

Who the fuck needs guns? A real man takes out a frikkin' katana. Or even more manlier, roundhouse kick it in the face.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 22:37:46 Reply

I like the pistols that shoot grenades.


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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 22:39:33 Reply

Who needs guns when we have nuclear weapons
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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-09 22:41:35 Reply

At 8/9/08 03:26 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 8/9/08 03:18 AM, Adio wrote: I prefer ridiculously sized Pistols and Revolvers.
Ohhhh yesss!! I'm getting a woody

yeah!

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Response to I luvs me assault rifles 2008-08-10 00:43:22 Reply

At 8/9/08 10:41 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:
At 8/9/08 03:26 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 8/9/08 03:18 AM, Adio wrote: I prefer ridiculously sized Pistols and Revolvers.
Ohhhh yesss!! I'm getting a woody
yeah!

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u have failed.......that is not a real gun.....a real gun is a SSA or an M24 or a PSG-1 or an SSG or a SPAZ shotty


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