Forum Topic: Drinking water causes cancer!

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DrugMan3

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Posted at: 8/7/08 05:05 PM

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Making a crappy thread gives you cancer.

I don't do drugs.


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At 8/7/08 05:03 PM, AcidSoldier wrote:
At 8/7/08 04:10 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: In related news, recent studies show that 3/4 of the worlds populations makes up for 75% of the people on Earth.
NO FUCKING WAY
Also, posting on the BBS causes cancer.
Also, having a vagina causes cancer.
Also, this post causes cancer.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo

i dont want cancer!!!

warning may contain cancer

bastards!!!!

At Least I Have Chinese Food

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Drink Monster, it is much more healthier, and will certainly not cause you cancer.

Drinking water causes cancer!


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Toasty3D

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At 8/7/08 04:05 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Scientists have carried out a number of tests on the links between water consumption and cancer. They took 100 cancer patients, and asked them if they drank water. 100% of them admitted to drinking water on a regular basis, or to having drank water in the past.

This is undeniable proof that drinking water causes cancer, and that you should stop immediately.

You make a really good point. Just because somebody with cancer had a habit, doesn't mean it causes cancer!

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At 8/7/08 05:07 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Drink Monster, it is much more healthier, and will certainly not cause you cancer.

and is attached to a damn sexy arse

all good

warning damn sexy arse not included

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Posted at: 8/7/08 05:09 PM

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Hey guess what? Cancer gives you cancer!


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At 8/7/08 04:28 PM, curly-face wrote: jeez!!!!
like everyone drinks water!!!
that isnt bout drinking water.
just coz people with cancer drunk water in past, it doesnt mean that they got cancer from it.

NO WAI! -

Out of 1000 cancer patients, 95% said that they regularly masterbate or have masterbated in the past. We are fucked.

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Jamie

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Posted at: 8/7/08 05:23 PM

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Breathing in oxygen causes cancer. It is proven that all cancer patients have inhaled oxygen in their lifetime.

Stop the madness.

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Posted at: 8/7/08 05:35 PM

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the cancer that's killing /general/?

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