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Posted at: 8/7/08 04:05 PM

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Scientists have carried out a number of tests on the links between water consumption and cancer. They took 100 cancer patients, and asked them if they drank water. 100% of them admitted to drinking water on a regular basis, or to having drank water in the past.

This is undeniable proof that drinking water causes cancer, and that you should stop immediately.

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Existing causes cancer. STOP IT!

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Posted at: 8/7/08 04:09 PM

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Reading this thread causes cancer!!!!!


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but if we all stopped like drinking water we would like totally die


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In related news, recent studies show that 3/4 of the worlds populations makes up for 75% of the people on Earth.

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At 8/7/08 04:09 PM, InternetPredator wrote: but if we all stopped like drinking water we would like totally die

No true. I drink water like once a month and I'm still kicking.

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That doesn't make any damn sense.

How the hell does my consumption of water cause the stars to take the shape of a crab?

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At 8/7/08 04:09 PM, InternetPredator wrote: but if we all stopped like drinking water we would like totally die

unless we like started drinking other drinks, like, totally?


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Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

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Not having cancer is the leading cause of getting cancer.

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The only real solution to cancer is dying

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...Which is why I drink Coca-Cola!

wat.

Drinking water causes cancer!

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At 8/7/08 04:07 PM, Venomiac wrote: Existing causes cancer. STOP IT!

That's what I had in mind for the past forever. Finally someone else said it out loud!

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i heard the same go's for breathing

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At 8/7/08 04:22 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: ...Which is why I drink Coca-Cola!
wat.

yes u solvet the worlds cancer water problem
::but what aboute diabetes ones

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Who was it that said living causes cancer? you are right! all cancer victims were alive when they got cancer! stop living! stop cancer!.... lol thats a failure in the works.

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At 8/7/08 04:10 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote:
At 8/7/08 04:09 PM, InternetPredator wrote: but if we all stopped like drinking water we would like totally die
No true. I drink water like once a month and I'm still kicking.

Are you stupid? The coce you drank yesterday had water in it = you drank water.

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jeez!!!!
like everyone drinks water!!!
that isnt bout drinking water.
just coz people with cancer drunk water in past, it doesnt mean that they got cancer from it.


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then everybody would have cancer
i mean COME ON

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At 8/7/08 04:10 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: In related news, recent studies show that 3/4 of the worlds populations makes up for 75% of the people on Earth.

In other news, a recent studies show that 47.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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At 8/7/08 04:10 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: In related news, recent studies show that 3/4 of the worlds populations makes up for 75% of the people on Earth.

This made me laugh my ass off unlike the OP.


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Water only causes cancer if you put a cell phone in it.

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At 8/7/08 04:13 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

We have to get to Madagascar!!!

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At 8/7/08 04:10 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote:
At 8/7/08 04:09 PM, InternetPredator wrote: but if we all stopped like drinking water we would like totally die
No true. I drink water like once a month and I'm still kicking.

Please, to sweet Mary, tell me you're kidding.

You get water from the air, from food, from drinking water, and from other liquids. That's how you can survive without drinking plain water (like Poland Springs) for months. If you drink soda, tea, juice, etc. then you're still drinking water.

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In summary, a joke was made. A single person made a witty comeback, the rest just showed everyone how stupid they are. Then I summarized it because I felt it was a better then just "/thread".

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At 8/7/08 04:50 PM, Achilles2 wrote:
You get water from the air

But that means...Good God...

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Breathing causes cancer, 1000 cancer patients were asked if they breathed on a regular basis and 100% of them did!

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newgrounds causes cancer

over 89% of people (out of 50 people under the age of 14) who have been diagonsed with cancer have been on newgrounds more then 4 hours a day and on the bbs at least 3 of those hours

scientists have asked the government to lock down the site

see i can do it too

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At 8/7/08 04:10 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: In related news, recent studies show that 3/4 of the worlds populations makes up for 75% of the people on Earth.

NO FUCKING WAY
Also, posting on the BBS causes cancer.
Also, having a vagina causes cancer.
Also, this post causes cancer.

So like, at first I was like "wuts a domane lol!11" but then I was like "lol i has un!111111111"

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