It's like sucking on a giant ramen noodle....

At 8/7/08 02:52 PM, supuhfly8495 wrote:

At 8/7/08 02:16 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

you get pleasure by putting a dick in your mouth? i havent tried it but im just using common sense here. its just skin, it wouldnt taste good. its mental pleasure. the mouth isnt pleasured by putting something in it unless it tastes good. some girls like cum, but thats not physical pleasure like with vaginal, its just taste.

You will never understand until lyou suck of someone you love. The penis tastes great, when it gets wet it tastes uincredible, when it gets close to cumming the head is amazing, when he cums it fills your mouth with hot juicy cum that is just incredible.
Also the feeling of the penis in your mouth touches all along it while it is in the mouth, you feel it everywhere inside and, I cant explain it but it basicly feels very good being inside and then moving.
Hard, fast, deep, skulling all different sensations and they are all good.
Added in the end, the psycological part as well which comes in if you love the person, that makes it even better.

God I want to do it right now...

You will never understand until lyou suck of someone you love. The penis tastes great, when it gets wet it tastes uincredible, when it gets close to cumming the head is amazing, when he cums it fills your mouth with hot juicy cum that is just incredible.
Also the feeling of the penis in your mouth touches all along it while it is in the mouth, you feel it everywhere inside and, I cant explain it but it basicly feels very good being inside and then moving.
Hard, fast, deep, skulling all different sensations and they are all good.
Added in the end, the psycological part as well which comes in if you love the person, that makes it even better.

God I want to do it right now...

huh. well i had no idea. i thought it was all psychological. i guess i was wrong. thank you sir i now have a new perspective(im still not gonna do it).

At 8/7/08 03:08 PM, supuhfly8495 wrote: huh. well i had no idea. i thought it was all psychological. i guess i was wrong. thank you sir i now have a new perspective(im still not gonna do it).

Get in touch with your feminine side.

At 8/7/08 11:52 AM, 281-knilb wrote:

At 8/7/08 11:51 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: He's saying you're too young to be worrying about this.

i live in england, girls get pregnant at like 11 here

You lie. You lie like a rug. People as a whole aren't any different from country to country.

At 8/7/08 11:52 AM, 281-knilb wrote:

At 8/7/08 11:51 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: He's saying you're too young to be worrying about this.

i live in england, girls get pregnant at like 11 here

Good point ;)
Girls may not give blow jobs. Many women do.
For future reference, don't listen to the rumours about getting pregnant from oral ;) I remember have a great time scaring the shit out of some guys in school who were shouting about their girlfriends giving them blowjobs, by telling them their girlfriend is probably pregnant now.

At 8/7/08 03:09 PM, xscoot wrote: Ragnarokia, there is a club you should go to here on NG. It's called the gay/bisexual users club. I don't think I've seen you there, you'd be a great addition.

That exists?
Does Mechabloby go?

i would imagine yes, but you have to lick there vagina

At 8/7/08 03:16 PM, froggerfreak wrote: i would imagine yes, but you have to lick there vagina

Not if he is a guy, which is preferable.

At 8/7/08 03:15 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

That exists?
Does Mechabloby go?

No, but like most clubs it's actually shit.

At 8/7/08 02:57 PM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/7/08 02:56 PM, MoriChax wrote: It's like sucking on a giant ramen noodle....

you must put too much salt on your noodles :P and seiously, whats wrong with your boyfriends wang if its that soft :|

She must really suck at it.

IGNORE PUN!!!

At 8/7/08 03:18 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 8/7/08 03:15 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

That exists?
Does Mechabloby go?

No, but like most clubs it's actually shit.

I may check it out, but gaying up general is more fun that just a single club : D

At 8/7/08 03:01 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: You will never understand until lyou suck of someone you love. The penis tastes great, when it gets wet it tastes uincredible, when it gets close to cumming the head is amazing, when he cums it fills your mouth with hot juicy cum that is just incredible.
Also the feeling of the penis in your mouth touches all along it while it is in the mouth, you feel it etc-

God I want to do it right now...

toteally agreed

you're gayness or bi or whatever you are is awesome :3

you make me blush :3

At 8/7/08 11:51 AM, SatinShadow wrote: I gime my Boyfriend a blowjob whenever he asks for one but he prefers handjobs because i have fairly muscular arms.

Oh, I get it, you're both gay. Hence the muscular arms.

At 8/7/08 02:57 PM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/7/08 02:56 PM, MoriChax wrote: It's like sucking on a giant ramen noodle....

you must put too much salt on your noodles :P and seiously, whats wrong with your boyfriends wang if its that soft :|

I forgot a word... Undercooked ramen noodle.
lol how would you know if a dick tasted salty anyways???

At 8/7/08 02:08 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:

At 8/7/08 12:27 PM, Shaun wrote: Not true, girls like and enjoy sex more than guys do.
100 times more.

I thought it was OVER 9000 TIMES MORE!!!

Moar like AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE!!! lol

At 8/7/08 03:16 PM, froggerfreak wrote: i would imagine yes, but you have to lick there vagina

not really, girls like taking control.

At 8/7/08 12:40 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 8/7/08 12:37 PM, Gagsy wrote: DragonsGrief, I don't know how these lies make you feel any better about yourself.

I don't see how you plan on moving on with your pathetic life when all you do all day is just tell yourself that you're worthless.

DON'T JUDGE ME YOU CUNT, AT LEAST I'M EGOMANICAL ENOUGH TO TELL MYSELF I'M AS GOOD AS GOD

Oh, so you're saying you are as good as a made up figure used to scare and brainwash people? That's not very good man...

Also this thread made me lol

At 8/7/08 03:38 PM, MoriChax wrote: I forgot a word... Undercooked ramen noodle.
lol how would you know if a dick tasted salty anyways???

BY licking it maybe?

This thread makes me aroused too

Holy shit has Newgrounds started to really spiral down into the toilet.

On the topic at hand though. ( I have to put some type of content in this otherwise I'll be banned again for not being a useful member of this board)

cocks taste gross

At 8/7/08 11:51 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote:

At 8/7/08 11:48 AM, 281-knilb wrote:

At 8/7/08 11:40 AM, simon wrote:

At 8/7/08 11:36 AM, 281-knilb wrote: just wondering but do many girls give men blowjobs or just find it disgusting?

Age/Gender: 14, Male

Age/Gender: N/A, Male (im guessing 10?)

lol owned

Correction: LAWL!!!! UBER-PNWED!!

Seriously, ROFL!

OMG.... DragonsGrief is here!!!!

I suggest you read his/her(idk anymore) posts right now. IT's rofl grade material.

So Mr./Mrs. DragonsGrief.... Do you remember me?

In all honesty, if you guys make fun of someone for their sexual orientation or the fact that they don't feel comfortable with the gender role they were born with, you have some serious self esteem issues.

Most girls that genuinely love their boyfriend/spouse will give blowjobs. My girlfriend doesn't mind giving them to me, but she doesn't enjoy doing it.

On the other hand, I love giving her oral. I guess it's just a matter of opinion.

At 8/7/08 04:02 PM, g0t wrote: In all honesty, if you guys make fun of someone for their sexual orientation or the fact that they don't feel comfortable with the gender role they were born with, you have some serious self esteem issues.

This is the internet, I'm sure there are some kind of rules set in place that you have to be a jackass or you will get kicked out.

At 8/7/08 04:02 PM, g0t wrote: In all honesty, if you guys make fun of someone for their sexual orientation or the fact that they don't feel comfortable with the gender role they were born with, you have some serious self esteem issues.

G0t....

I remember you.

And mind your own damn business you interfering pig.

And btw
DragonsGrief started it so I have every right to insult him/her

(About the him/her thing, I in all honesty have no idea what gender DragonsGreif is)

At 8/7/08 04:09 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 8/7/08 04:02 PM, g0t wrote: In all honesty, if you guys make fun of someone for their sexual orientation or the fact that they don't feel comfortable with the gender role they were born with, you have some serious self esteem issues.

G0t....

I remember you.

And mind your own damn business you interfering pig.

And btw
DragonsGrief started it so I have every right to insult him/her

(About the him/her thing, I in all honesty have no idea what gender DragonsGreif is)

It seems as though I've never seen someone make fun of DragonsGrief's posts, humor, intelligence or lack thereof. They seem to always bring up his sexuality and it's such a funny thing. They can nitpick so many things but they nitpick the thing that has the least to do with Newgrounds.

Also, lol @ interfering pig.

It seems as though I've never seen someone make fun of DragonsGrief's posts, humor, intelligence or lack thereof. They seem to always bring up his sexuality and it's such a funny thing. They can nitpick so many things but they nitpick the thing that has the least to do with Newgrounds.

Wait, So DragonsGrief IS a GUY? (Just being sure)

Also, lol @ interfering pig.

Thanks, I still use that "Dick Mangler" line

Seriously, LOL!

At 8/7/08 04:18 PM, Skwurll wrote: Wait, So DragonsGrief IS a GUY? (Just being sure)

Chyeah bruh'

Thanks, I still use that "Dick Mangler" line

dicks

tbh i think its disgusting
only sluts do that kinda thing at young ages
im not a slut...........
i will accept gangrape tho. :)