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Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:04 AM Reply

I found this mp3 that hypnotizes you and makes you cum.
This is great, I'll be honest, it didnt work for me, but ive only tried once.

And it got me really close to cumming, for most people it supposedly works the first time.
Just do everything it tells you, and dont even think about it.

It's a 33 mb file, and lasts about 30 minutes. If you dont trust the link then dont download it, but your missing out.

http://rs14.rapidshare.com/files/1340145 02/lolguy.mp3

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:06 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 01:05 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: What is everyone's infatuation with masturbation?

It feels good.

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:07 AM Reply

Lol really? Sure it isn't just a mind thing, or just a fake?


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:07 AM Reply

Masturbation turns you into this:

Hypnotic Masturbation


yhf

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:09 AM Reply

I'm downloading it now.


Oh. Gooby.

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:10 AM Reply

im going to stick to the old fashion way to fap and that is get naked in bed with the computer and enjoy. its going to turn in to the one show barbra, where every takes a pill and puts there hands together and that is sex and thats all........


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:48 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 01:07 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: Masturbation turns you into this:

I dont want to be asian!!! No more masturbating for me!


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:50 AM Reply

Someone tell me how that goes.


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:55 AM Reply

I am going to try this. I'm downloading right now


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:57 AM Reply

Nevermind. The file is named "lolguy.mp3". I doubt there's any validity to what the OP is saying


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 01:58 AM Reply

This better be good...

Now I'm wondering why it says,"LOLGUY"

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:00 AM Reply

I'm about to try it with my friend on AIM. I'm going to tell you people how is it when it done downloading.


Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:00 AM Reply

What is with newgrounds' fascination with masturbation?

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:00 AM Reply

I really wanna masturbate right now.


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:01 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 01:48 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:07 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: Masturbation turns you into this:
I dont want to be asian!!! No more masturbating for me!

Wow, did I just laugh at a newfag's joke?

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:02 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 02:01 AM, ClockMuffin wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:48 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:07 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: Masturbation turns you into this:
I dont want to be asian!!! No more masturbating for me!
Wow, did I just laugh at a newfag's joke?

I laughed for some reason too. Weird. . . .


Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:11 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 02:00 AM, ghyfty wrote: I'm about to try it with my friend on AIM. I'm going to tell you people how is it when it done downloading.

How is it? I don't wanna try it until I get some feedback.

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:22 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 01:48 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:07 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: Masturbation turns you into this:
I dont want to be asian!!! No more masturbating for me!

Its not as bad as you would think..


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:30 AM Reply

Just did it.
Didn't even get hard, I call bullshit.

And so does Ghyfty.


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:34 AM Reply

Most binaural beats are pure bullshit.


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:40 AM Reply

Ok everyone, it's bullshit. Didn't even make me or my friend hard.

MOVE ALONG EVERYONE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:44 AM Reply

It's major bullshit. IT'S FUCKING 36 MINUTES LONG. Well the voice is soothing but it's just a voice making you relax. The voice might make you feel yourself for a second. But overall it's not going to make you cum. Or really masterbate.


Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:47 AM Reply

All it did was made me hard, felt aroused for a few seconds, then nothing...


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 02:56 AM Reply

Got bored at 7 minutes.

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 03:23 AM Reply

36 minutes long? Fuck that.

Jacking off doesn't even takes more than 10 minutes. Why should you wait 36 minutes?


wut

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 03:27 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 02:02 AM, ghyfty wrote:
At 8/7/08 02:01 AM, ClockMuffin wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:48 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 8/7/08 01:07 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: Masturbation turns you into this:
I dont want to be asian!!! No more masturbating for me!
Wow, did I just laugh at a newfag's joke?
I laughed for some reason too. Weird. . . .

Thats right. Which guy/newfag just made you laugh at becoming asian? This guy........


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 03:29 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 03:27 AM, pointydagger wrote: Thats right. Which guy/newfag just made you laugh at becoming asian? This guy........

Ok, chill out. You did one funny joke. Get over it.


wut

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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 03:30 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 03:29 AM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 8/7/08 03:27 AM, pointydagger wrote: Thats right. Which guy/newfag just made you laugh at becoming asian? This guy........
Ok, chill out. You did one funny joke. Get over it.

Okay. But, you are on newgrounds as well. What keeps you from being a "Newfag"


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 03:31 AM Reply

The way she talks, I get the feeling that it's meant to be used primarily when you're about to fall asleep, so I'll try that tonight.

Otherwise, it's complete and utter bullcrap if we're talking arousal while sitting at a computer desk.


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Response to Hypnotic Masturbation Aug. 7th, 2008 @ 03:37 AM Reply

At 8/7/08 03:30 AM, pointydagger wrote: Okay. But, you are on newgrounds as well. What keeps you from being a "Newfag"

You know what's a newfag, right?


wut

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