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"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

- GLaDOS, Portal

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

SHODAN, SS2

"I rip your f*cking heart out" Niko- Gta4

"wait so if i tried to do a doge roll it would be a regular roll" sora after being told he has lost all his abilities kingdom hearts CoM manga

At 8/12/08 03:45 AM, bobrey456 wrote: Mortal Kombat - FATALITY
Mortal Kombat - GET OVER HERE!!

FRIENDSHIP friendship? again?

"Hey! Haruzo, I've gotta warnin' for you from bald man Sonetti. Cross him again, and I'll stick a gun up your ass, and blow your f*****g eyeballs out. Capiche?"
The words said in the cut-scene, after the first stage in GTA. The original GTA.

Pretty much everything from the original 2-d games were quotable.

"You jackass, you blew up the popemobile!"-GTA =, if you blow up the limousine before you pick up the mayoress.

"I left a gun and some bombs for you behind the Harman Hotel. I'd like to come with you, but it's bath night."-GTA2, before you go to steal a special limo.

"Bubba's wife is dead. We bought him a new puppy, but it ain't the same. Now he wants to hurt ya. Bad."-GTA, if you accidentaly destroy the car that had Bubba's wife in it.

"You idiot, you blew up a children's orphanage!"-GTA, if you destroy the car anywhere except the cop's house.

In the original GTA games, including the expansion packs, you could see some great text by losing the mission in various ways.

Videogames, according to Warren Spector, are work. We enjoy playing them, yes, but they also take a great deal of effort and frustration to actually complete. Before getting our ultimate reward, whatever it may be (a cool ending, a beautiful cut scene, a clever bonus level), we actually have to work to reach it. This quote, repeated lord knows how many times throughout the original Super Mario Bros, represents this fun/work dichotomy better than any other I can think of.
When working their way through a Bowser level in Super Mario Bros, a gamer's thought process goes something like this:
"Crap crap crap crap crap JUMP wait wait wait JUMP run run crap crap crap run CRAP DODGE THE FIREBALL crap crap crap haha take that you stupid Koopa King woo this is awesome I get to meet the Princess HEY WHAT THE HELL."
Perhaps it was my feeble, insipid, six-year-old mind getting ahead of itself, but I fully expected the Princess to be waiting for me at the end of every goddamned castle. Sure, she wasn't in the last one, but hey -- life is full of infinite possibilities, and a game this fun wouldn't dream of continually frustrating me over and over by dangling the carrot of possible victory in front of my nose, only to yank it away once I've seemingly reached my goal, right? Right?
Wrong.
It was fun getting to the not-Princess every time, don't get me wrong, but after continually not-finding her over seven worlds of gameplay, the Nintendo Entertainment System began to feel a little bit like work. The kind of work I'd be absolutely ecstatic to go to everyday, granted, but work nonetheless.

"Death to all who oppose"

-Shadow the Hedgehog

At 8/11/08 04:48 PM, Jerich0 wrote:

At 8/11/08 04:32 PM, omega262 wrote: "would you kindly?"
you should know this one

never heard of it.

bioshock,
my fav is
"why dont you marry that thing if you love it so much, do you want to marry it, WELL I WONT LET YOU!!! how does that feel." glados

WOOHOO HERE COMES THE COLE TRAIN :D

gow

fancy something seedy ? i dont mean like that

costalot viva pinata

yip yip yipaaaaaaaa

mario triple jump

"Anananannanana"-Pit using Angel rings

At 8/14/08 07:43 PM, FmFiTnAi wrote: "Death to all who oppose"

-Shadow the Hedgehog

o love that line and.
to keep zombie down you gotta keep shooting.

"a sword can be used as a tool for ending lives or as one for saving them it all depends on who weilds it"
the guru of life melchior
chrono trigger
favorite quote ever

Nice bump. Best line ever is from Castle Shikigami 2 (a virtually unknown 'bullet hell' top-down shooter). It has several lines that make little to no sense thanks to a direct translation from Japanese to Engrish. My favorite is not actually one of those engrish lines, but this:

"You have two choices.
A: Beaten, then caught, or
B: Caught, then beaten"

"Sorry that your appointment has been cancled Mr. Bond. Enjoy the view" Japenese Twins
"I've already have" Bond

"Why isn't the bitch in the red dress."

"I hope my 'Right' hand will keep you company, Mr. Kennedy."
"Your right hand comes off?"

The most god-damn epic video game cinematic speech!
Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The Confederacy is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by the alien invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Protoss. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish Zerg. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow Terrans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I shall watch over you!
From this day forward, let no human make war upon any other human. Let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with alien powers. And to all the enemies of humanity, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!

"so its basically a glorified baby-sitting job"

"why would anyone want to sit on a baby"

merceneries 2 made me lol

"War has changed..."

Snake FTW

At 7/2/09 06:58 AM, El-Duego wrote: "War has changed..."

Snake FTW

War. War never changes.

NIKOOOOO MA COUSIN!!!

Am HaPpY
Am iN TrOuBlE
No wAiT
Am HaPpY

- Mr. Saturn from Mother 3

Tons of things from Portal that I'm not gonna list. Also, this little bit from Gears of War 2:

Queen: "We cannot allow the Lambent to pollute the surface. We must bury their infection here. The world is rightfully ours, and -- [interrupted]"

Cole: "Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down--dead down... so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skanky-ass queen! Oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us! Fuck you! We gonna whup your momma's ass! Woo!"

Baird: [rips out audio system] "There we go. One muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great... I loved your speech there, especially with the bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening."

What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings too? - Sephiroth FF7

I'll give you ten minutes to decide: where would you rather end up, a coffin or a dumpster?

Dante, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

"would you kindly kill that son of a bitch?" - atlas from bioshock.

Snake?Snake?SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Multiple Characters, MGS Series

well of all the quotes I haven't seen any of zero wing
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.

Also, loads of quotes from the Mother series.

"Fuck you..."
"No seriously, fuck you" - The Lone Wanderer

"GET OVER HERE!" from Mk and "Butters" from skate. and skate2