need a girlfriend!!!

[NGkingdom]

Ive never had a girlfried before and i need help badly!

[LobsterJohnson]

hahahahahahahah

[Deathspam]

At 8/6/08 04:36 PM, NGkingdom wrote: Ive never had a girlfried before and i need help badly!

Lose weight. Shower regularly. Get less ugly.

[Onepiece285]

liekohmahgawd.

[RacistBassist]

Steps to getting a girlfriend

1. Talk to girl
2. Ask girl out
3. ??
4. PROFIT!

[Kitala]

1. dont be 14
2. stop being youi
3. enjoy

give it time

[regulargabs]

this is really not the best place to search for one...

[PERVOK]

Your name is NGKingdom and it says you're 14 years old.

Now think for a second and ask your question again.

[darksytze]

At 8/6/08 04:36 PM, NGkingdom wrote: Ive never had a girlfried before and i need help badly!

lmao

[Obvious-M]

When you get a girlfriend what do you plan to do then.

[4Doctodragon]

At 8/6/08 04:36 PM, NGkingdom wrote: Ive never had a girlfried before and i need help badly!

Become a homosexual.

[americanidiot2f]

lol k, ill be ur gf ^_^

[newnerdproductionsTM]

At 8/6/08 04:38 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Steps to getting a girlfriend

1. Talk to girl
2. Ask girl out
3. ??
4. PROFIT!

did the underpants elves steal your boxers too?

[Dragoonwing]

I didn't get my first girlfriend till this May so you can wait a couple more years little boy.

[Mizar]

If you want a long term relationship, befriend a girl. Act sweetly and caring, and slyly indicate you want something more (just be careful not to be permanently shoved into the "just friends" zone). Once you earn her trust and know her very well and what she likes and you've hung out a few times or went to parties, you can advance from there. Give her hugs when you see her and act confidently and not too needy.

broad shoulders never hurt

[TropicalPenquin]

If your that desperate, wait 4 years, buy an unmarked van and prowl a school.

Instant sucess

[Tott]

This isn't the best place to ask, since there are only about 10 girls on NG.

[MoriChax]

K get out there and do something, sitting there asking wont get you anywhere fast.

[sirtom93]

Girlfriends or any friends are not needed in this life, be to your self and you will go further.

[andhination]

At 8/6/08 04:51 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Girlfriends or any friends are not needed in this life, be to your self and you will go further.

But the beatles.... All you need is love.... Are they lying to us?

[Sk8erGirl14]

1. Get a personality
2. Grow some balls
3. Ask girl out

[Vault13dweller]

you and everyone else on newgrounds ;-D

[tatsumaru7]

At 8/6/08 04:51 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Girlfriends or any friends are not needed in this life, be to your self and you will go further.

Halijua (thats how you spell it right?) preach!!

[paradox9]

your 14, get a fucking brain

[sirtom93]

At 8/6/08 04:57 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote:

At 8/6/08 04:51 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Girlfriends or any friends are not needed in this life, be to your self and you will go further.

Halijua (thats how you spell it right?) preach!!

That sounds like some caribean drug, I believe you mean - Hallelujah

[CrazyCutlery]

I don't know about girlfriends but what I do know is Bacon = funtime.

[sirtom93]

At 8/6/08 05:01 PM, CrazyCutlery wrote: I don't know about girlfriends but what I do know is Bacon = funtime.

You need a ban.

[the-Bored]

You're 14. You don't need a girlfriend. And you won't for some time, to be honest. "Relationships" in high school are, for the most part, pointless. It should be about liking the girl herself, not wanting a girlfriend.

[DareDevilGuy]

You're 14.

I believe that says it all.

Ask somebody you fancy out, you twat.

[GuitarSmuggler]

ill be your girlfriend