I Believe We're Cool.

[Markface]

And I'm not talking about ON this website, fuck that, I'm talking about in real life. We are cool fucking people.

The large stereotype placed upon Newgrounds says that we're either "13 year olds seeking hentai" or "18+ year olds who are yet to get laid". I for one, say this stereotype is incredibly imbalanced. I say that large majority of Newgrounds users are popular people, why?

We are funny...

Cut out the overused meme's and the whole bandwagon action and you have to admit a lot of us are incredibly funny people. I find it amazing to go into a thread on this site without seeing a smartass reaction, funny retort or witty arguement.

It's amazing how far I've gotten with my humor alone, and I'm not even funny. Imagine the rest of you... Humor is always loved among people, and if you're just as funny in the real world as you are on here, then I can't see people hating you.

Most of us are attractive...

I like the way the majority of us look. I've skipped through profile pictures and failed to see why we think so little of ourselves. There are a lot of Newgrounds users that I would totally have gay sex with, and I'm talking the whole shibang... cock sucking, ass licking, you name it.

Don't get me wrong, some of you are just god damn hideous... but those only make up a small fraction in comparison to the much better looking cluster.

A lot of us are smart...

I'm not talking NERDY smart, I'm talking "Fun to be around" smart. We're the guys who know things, we're the people that others call to settle an arguement because they trust our intelligence. I can tell this by the way you all post.

So whenever I read a post from a certain user, even if it's a mean shot at me. I don't think of some fat little kid sitting behind his computer downloading porn at the same time... or an older acne ridden loser who spends his weekends infront of his computer... I think of smart, enjoyable people to be around. Because that's what the majority of you people are... not losers, you're successful... like George Clooney.

So I just want to say to each and everyone of you. You're wonderful.

I imagine you all like George Clooney.

[Bryan]

Yay!

[FrozenSheep]

I am George Clooney

[AniMetal]

At 8/6/08 01:27 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: I am George Clooney

I am too!

Rejoice, my brethern!

[Randy74]

Well said mate. Props to the speech.

[Carrigan95]

Christ.

[ShitOnAStick]

And just like that, I've gone under a gender swap.

And I like it.

[firetail]

That is new.

[pancake0Dean]

I LOVE this thread.

It makes my soul cry jellybeans.

[Gortag]

You want to sex me?

[Yrtnej]

Yeah, I never really thought that way of most Newgrounders anyways. Sure there are a few people who are obvious that they are underaged [General information: Hai guiz, im rly 10 lol] but really, most of us are smart and actually good people. I don't know where the "You're definately 13, GTFO" came from, but I highly disregard the unproven fact of this.

Sorry I didn't sound as smart as I could have been, I didn't get much sleep.

[Obvious-M]

I'm don't lie to myself I am brilliant.

[Markface]

At 8/6/08 01:35 PM, Gortag wrote: You want to sex me?

14, male.

Too old.

[SirNecrophile]

Optimistic post makes me not want to rape anymore.

[P1337R]

At 8/6/08 01:39 PM, SirNecrophile wrote: Optimistic post makes me not want to rape anymore.

Username wit, har-har.

Very well thought out speech, but thats not going to change the internet's general public view of things.

No, I'm George Clooney!

[David]

Nah. I'm fat and ugly.

[Kaneda-X]

I started to read what you wrote but then realized my attention span couldn't hold that many words at one time. So instead I'll call you a rude name:

Donkeypunching penisdike.

[EmoAGoGo]

I now feel special :3

[Grammar-Nazi]

Thanks for the ego boost.

[Dogmeat]

The reason why you see most of us as attractive people is because the fact that most ugly people aren't stupid enough to put their picture on their profile.

[The-evil-bucket]

At 8/6/08 01:53 PM, David wrote: Nah. I'm fat and ugly.

I can tell by your profile picture.

[SgtDK]

whoopee!

[Lost-Chances]

It blew my mind when a girl laughed at my jokes.

[MoriChax]

At 8/6/08 01:24 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: There are a lot of Newgrounds users that I would totally have gay sex with, and I'm talking the whole shibang... cock sucking, ass licking, you name it.

Too much information.

[4Doctodragon]

Wow, I wonder if I'm one of the guys you'd presumably ass lick.

[Mr-Contradiction]

At 8/6/08 01:53 PM, David wrote: Nah. I'm fat and ugly.

Excuse me, I am the fat one...

[flashplayer5]

Huzzah! I'm in a movie!

[Gunter45]

Can I be someone who doesn't play the same character in every movie he's in?

[Whirlguy]

I cried e-tears at your wonderfull speech.

[darksytze]

i'd be george clooney, but i'm not a pompous twat.

that either sets me in between with tom cruise, or pepe le stinky.