Island with three things...

[Elroy]

So you've been convicted of a crime and are sentenced to spend the rest of your life on an island. You can bring three things with you, what are they? You cant leave the island, as there is a navy destroyer guarding it. Also, your basic needs are taken care of for you. Here are my three things:

An inexhaustible supply of fireworks - for fun, and to bug the shit out of the destroyer workers at night.

library - yes, I mean a whole library.

a photo album - with pictures of my friends and family

[SimmyKimmy]

A psp - for fun
photo album - same with u
libray - same with u

[Achilles2]

At 8/5/08 06:35 PM, LaughingTomato wrote: You cant leave the island, as there is a navy destroyer guarding it.

RPGs
A boat
A sniper rifle

...

But in all seriousness, I would just bring a gun or something and kill myself. I wouldn't be able to stand a life like that for more than a week.

[Rooster]

Im pretty sure if you were sent to an island as a prisoner there is no way they would give you fireworks. Because you would probably use them to make a bomb. But then again, you might just kill yourself.

[MyMonkey]

Electricity.

A computer.

Internet connection.

[SimmyKimmy]

At 8/5/08 06:39 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Electricity.

A computer.

Internet connection.

i was waiting for that

[Vociferousmime]

Some lube
your mom
your sister

[Cubone]

umbrella
folding chair
and a volley ball to keep me company

[Purpin]

Iron Man Suit-For kicking ass.
Notebook-For taking names.
pencil-Also for taking names.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Magic
Awesome
All my records/player.

[TesticleKick]

Tomfulp
Handcuffs
Lube

[Procrastination]

1: A judge.
2: A jury.
3: Indesputable evidence that I am innocent.

/thread

[MyMonkey]

At 8/5/08 06:42 PM, MasterUnderstood wrote: My Ex
A lifetime supply of food.
A fully furnished house.

I win.

I'm sorry but the win has already been taken by me.

[The-evil-bucket]

A portal to another dimension, where I wasn't convicted.

Yeah. I hate it when people act all smug about these things too.

[Sk8erGirl14]

Unlimited supply of food and water
A really hot guy
Unlimited supply of condoms

[wtfyourface]

I wouldn't attempt to leave the island anyway, assuming that it was somewhere tropical, I'd chill all day in the sun and be care free.

Music
Alcohol
Conor Oberst

[The-Donkey]

At 8/5/08 06:45 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Unlimited supply of food and water
A really hot guy
Unlimited supply of condoms

One will break.

NOW WHAT.

[Odio]

A city full of people.
A grocery store full of food.
Another Navy Destroyer full of Seamen.

Oh yeah, these are all three things. Just with stuff in them.

[Phantox]

At 8/5/08 06:35 PM, LaughingTomato wrote: So you've been convicted of a crime and are sentenced to spend the rest of your life on an island. You can bring three things with you, what are they?

1. Surface-to-Surface Missle Launcher
2. SSMs
3. Speed boat.

[Purpin]

At 8/5/08 06:47 PM, The-Donkey wrote:

At 8/5/08 06:45 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Unlimited supply of food and water
A really hot guy
Unlimited supply of condoms

One will break.

NOW WHAT.

The hot guy was captain falcon.

[Elroy]

I actually thought this would have been done before. Huh.

[iateamexican]

A working Television
A video game that has like, i dunno, the entire world, totally destructible, and all the items in existence to fuck around with, and different maps like space and all sorts of zany shit.
The universes best PC to play it on.

I would go insane after about a year, but it would be fun as hell for the first week.

[Chozz]

A Nuke warhead to destroy the destroyer.
A lot of unlimited beer and music
A lot of people.

So i'd destroy the ship , have a party, recreate. Then i'd build a boat and go home. Sounds fun.

[NoneZop]

At 8/5/08 06:50 PM, Purpin wrote:

At 8/5/08 06:47 PM, The-Donkey wrote:

At 8/5/08 06:45 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Unlimited supply of food and water
A really hot guy
Unlimited supply of condoms

One will break.

NOW WHAT.

The hot guy was captain falcon.

The baby's name is skater falcon boy 14.

[igott]

All the girls i can have.
NG
a Xbox360 with every good game and counting, A infinite live Account, and all the hardware i need.

[furr202]

My girlfreind- I couldn't live without her
A weapon case- 9mm and ammo for fun
A lifetime subsciption to Shonen Jump-for fun

[furr202]

At 8/5/08 09:27 PM, furr202 wrote: My girlfreind- I couldn't live without her
A weapon case- 9mm and ammo for fun
A lifetime battery and interweb acess to Mah laptop-for fun

I fixed it!

Did I win yet?

[stanni]

At 8/5/08 06:35 PM, LaughingTomato wrote: So you've been convicted of a crime and are sentenced to spend the rest of your life on an island. You can bring three things with you, what are they? You cant leave the island, as there is a navy destroyer guarding it. Also, your basic needs are taken care of for you.

Your mum and 2 sisters.

[Dmabster]

TomFulp
A computer ( with internet)
And a gun

TOm fulp... for entertainment (He makes me moviez)
T3h internetz for a tutorial on how to destroy battle ships with one gun
The gun for... no duh

If all else phails i learn how to turn tom into a raft and make a stealth suit outa coconuts

[americanidiot2f]

Portal Gun
Physics Gun
Gravity Gun

and it'll be allllrright