If you could have Super powers?

[vargasdanny]

IF you could have Super powers what would they be and what would you do with them.

I would like to be able to fly and have the ability to teleport so i would take all the money i need and cover the cost of airfare XD but also when im bored just look at the womens shower or look through walls to see other things nothing to special how about you guys.

[Mechabloby]

I would have the ability to touch objects and let it morph with the next object I see. I am the new cause of Siamese twins.

[Strongbow]

I'd have the search bar power.

[Bryan]

The Power of the Search Bar

[Davoo]

Well, I certianly haven't heard THAT asked a million times.

But definitly Mind-Reading and Photographic memory.

[vargasdanny]

XD thats the funniest one ive ever heard yet

[vargasdanny]

At 8/5/08 12:46 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I would have the ability to touch objects and let it morph with the next object I see. I am the new cause of Siamese twins.

I meant this was the funniest one ive heard yet XD

[Mr-Coffee]

The power to vanquish superpower threads.

[badfurrykitty]

control time and space

[4Doctodragon]

Super elastic cock man.

[Cubone]

the powers of the sea

[Gigit]

At 8/5/08 12:52 PM, vargasdanny wrote:

At 8/5/08 12:46 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I would have the ability to touch objects and let it morph with the next object I see. I am the new cause of Siamese twins.

I meant this was the funniest one ive heard yet XD

You didn't "Hear" him say it!?

[vargasdanny]

At 8/5/08 01:53 PM, gigit wrote:

At 8/5/08 12:52 PM, vargasdanny wrote:

At 8/5/08 12:46 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I would have the ability to touch objects and let it morph with the next object I see. I am the new cause of Siamese twins.

I meant this was the funniest one ive heard yet XD

You didn't "Hear" him say it!?

well then i guess this is the funniest one i have read yet then happy now

[MisterUnderstood]

At 8/5/08 01:51 PM, Cubone wrote: the powers of the sea

Once again, I fail to see the funny. Aquaman sucks.

[Chello]

Phoographic memory, and razor sharp nipples

[molitov250]

i want tellikenisis, and i would study psi phenomenon to try and figure out what lets me have tellikenises so i could hellp other people gain this power.

[Golmit]

Invincebile and go scare evrybody of newgrounds.com

[EmoAGoGo]

Freeze time, imagine all the things you could do!

[ngman7]

At 8/5/08 12:43 PM, vargasdanny wrote: IF you could have Super powers what would they be and what would you do with them.

Time travel-go back in time and correct my mistakes.
Transmutative-change objects into gold and exchange it for money.
Superspeed-race to and not worry about being late.
Teleportation-teleport myself to work.

[Random-Her03]

definately morphing abilities

i would totally mess with everyones mind by morphing into Hitler with a hawaiin shirt on and say "hiya kiddo!" to anyone i walk past

[TNT]

Anyone I touch, when I want to, will give them an orgasm.

Take for example at school:

Teacher: Hey Tyler, you are going to the principles office because of you not turning in your homework!
Me: Oh yeah? Make me!

Teacher walks towards me...

*Poke the teacher*

Teacher: Ahaohoosoaosooo!
Me: HELP HELP! TEACHER JUST MASTERBATE!

Done and done, teacher gets arrested.

[Toasty3D]

I'm pretty sure almost everybody on Newgrounds would be invisible, my self included. (Just FYI)

Other than that, I would like laser fingers, taco vision, Darth Vader brand Force Choke, shoop da whoop on command, and super strength. No money, though. Why? Because I would be evil, anyways, so I would go ahead and rob banks and that shit, anyways.

[BigBeard]

the power of deodarant

[RedTsunami]

At 8/5/08 12:48 PM, Davoo wrote: Well, I certianly haven't heard THAT asked a million times.

But definitly Mind-Reading and Photographic memory.

"Photographic memory", psh, LAME!

I would have the power of invisibility. I don't think I need to explain why...

oooh! Or maybe I could posses people! That could be cool...

[MyBlacker]

freeze time, telekinesis and teleportation would be perfect.

[hijackreaper]

I wouldn't take any at all. If i ever did, I would instantly be taken away by the government to a place where they'd test things on me. It would be pure torture. If i had no choice, I'd take something so small noone would care. Like the ability to make my fingernail grow longer and shorter upon command.

[hopelesswonder]

Super Speed
Super Strength
The Ability to fly
and I want my eyes to shoot out rays that increase women's labidos (oh wait they already do jk)

[Ghul]

every possible super power

[Damian]

Omnipotence.

[phredi]

probably flying
or maybe speech bar powers...