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I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:20:23 Reply

I woke up one day. I was feeling kinda sick. I didnt have a headache, and I didnt have a flu. My penis was scratching, pretty bad too, and when I looked down there you should see what surprised me. A rash!!! A BIG GREEN RASH!!!!! So I went to see my doctor to make sure everything was okay. He looked at me and DO YOU KNOW what he said to me???

He said I had GONORRHEA.

I had a big rash on my penis. A blue-green rash on my penis. It was huge, and it was ugly. I didnt know what to do! "Who did I get it from?" I thought?

And now I'm fucked over with gonorrhea.


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:24:01 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Lol you probabaly got it from fucking your grandmother.

No, I used protection with her

my granny's such a cougar...

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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:29:15 Reply

Ok whatever you do, DON'T GET GONORRHEA.

It will only make your life worse.

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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:30:29 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:29 AM, poxpower wrote: Ok whatever you do, DON'T GET GONORRHEA.

It will only make your life worse.

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A little too late, don't you think ?


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:31:14 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:30 AM, Dalario wrote:
At 8/5/08 02:29 AM, poxpower wrote: Ok whatever you do, DON'T GET GONORRHEA.

It will only make your life worse.

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A little too late, don't you think ?

But with a little help from a time machine....


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:33:38 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:31 AM, americanidiot2f wrote:
But with a little help from a time machine....

ooh I call shotgun.

deloreans ftw

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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:35:50 Reply

Gonorrhea...
it's curable at least.

Better that than AIDS/HIV.

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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:36:23 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Lol you probabaly got it from fucking your grandmother.

lolwut


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:42:18 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:36 AM, 61 wrote:
At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Lol you probabaly got it from fucking your grandmother.
lolwut

I cant help it. Me and my granny have hot, steamy sex all the time.


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:48:06 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:20 AM, Jenou wrote: ....my penis. It was huge, and it was ugly.

WA-BAM!


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 02:57:18 Reply

Awww dude, i want some. Everyone will be like "Why is your penis multi colored?"

And ill say "The color is different flavors" We all know what happens after that. Soon the world will be filled with gonorrhea just because of me.


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 03:00:13 Reply

At 8/5/08 02:57 AM, pointydagger wrote: Awww dude, i want some. Everyone will be like "Why is your penis multi colored?"

And ill say "The color is different flavors" We all know what happens after that. Soon the world will be filled with gonorrhea just because of me.

you sir, are an evil bastard.


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Response to I have gonorrhea 2008-08-05 03:02:00 Reply

Cool, you have a rainbow penis.


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