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I get back from Boxing & there's 2.2 pages of people talking about penises maturely.
I have to say, I under estimated Newgrounds.

Stretch it yourself you pussy

At 8/4/08 02:52 PM, SpotCream wrote: You people are fucking lucky, because you can overcome it with endurance.

My foreskin is attached to the head. I finally got it past the head and was like

ow.

oww.

Same, sucks don't it?

At 8/4/08 02:52 PM, SpotCream wrote: You people are fucking lucky, because you can overcome it with endurance.

My foreskin is attached to the head. I finally got it past the head and was like

ow.

oww.

No, it's not attached. It's glued. By smegma. You're going through the exact same thing as everyone else.

At 8/4/08 12:38 PM, citricsquid wrote: I see your LMAO and raise you a LMFAO.

I call this, only because there are no greater laughter acronyms.

At 8/4/08 03:08 PM, SpotCream wrote: Hahah, you're a retired,

Wait, is this mocking old people or just a very silly error?

Circumcision or wank more.

Stretching can lead to complications.. there is a website explaining it all but i can't find it.

At 8/4/08 03:08 PM, SpotCream wrote: Hahah, you're a retired

wat

unless that was a joke. I have baths specially because it is the only way I can clean it.

Smegma.

Noun 1. smegma - a white secretion of the sebaceous glands of the foreskin
sebum - the oily secretion of the sebaceous glands; with perspiration it moistens and protects the skin

It surrounds the glans (penis head) since before birth, acting as a sort of glue. Most people try to get rid of the initial smegma during puberty, but throughout life the smegma is stil secreted, requiring daily cleaning of the foreskin.

At 8/4/08 03:13 PM, Britkid wrote:

At 8/4/08 12:38 PM, citricsquid wrote: I see your LMAO and raise you a LMFAO.

I call this, only because there are no greater laughter acronyms.

ROFLCOPTER?

At 8/4/08 03:15 PM, NetWar wrote: Circumcision or wank more.

I thick wanking is a good idea.

At 8/4/08 03:16 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Stretching can lead to complications.. there is a website explaining it all but i can't find it.

Now my motivation has been conflicted.

At 8/4/08 03:19 PM, SpotCream wrote:

ddoooobbllee ppoosstt.

Saved you from that sin.

At 8/4/08 03:16 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Stretching can lead to complications.. there is a website explaining it all but i can't find it.

Yeah, but wouldn't not stretching it lead to further complications, as the skin gets tight and shit around your penis.

also... I has Phimosis too... hold me =[

At 8/4/08 03:19 PM, SpotCream wrote:

At 8/4/08 03:17 PM, Thimbles wrote: Smegma.

IT'S NOT FUCKING SMEGMA. IT'S PINK, FLESHY AND SENSITIVE.

ddoooobbllee ppoosstt.

Fucking hell. Is everybody illiterate today?

You said you take baths, yes? Bathing usually washes things off, yes? Initial smegma is a layer of dickcheese which attaches itself mainly to the foreskin, yes? Therefore it's removeable, YES? AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING THINS SO IT TURNS TRANSPARENT WITH WATER, YES? fuck off.

At 8/4/08 03:17 PM, SpotCream wrote:

At 8/4/08 03:13 PM, Britkid wrote:

At 8/4/08 03:08 PM, SpotCream wrote: Hahah, you're a retired,

Wait, is this mocking old people or just a very silly error?

I was watching the news earlier, and it said "retard people have been outraged at a new proposal..." and it took me a while to realise he said retired, so I adopted it.

Oh yes, because we can all account for an individual's lapse in judgement while listening to the news.

Wait, wait, hold on, let me adjust my vocabulary to suit your needs.

At 8/4/08 11:09 AM, Krum wrote: Pull it back as hard as you can and fight the pain, or you're not a real man.

That's what I did. The result was a punch of pus coming out.
So than I licked some of it off. It tasted pretty good.

There are alot of websites that tell you to stretch, like you i was looking for something, anything that could help me out. So i gave stretching a try for 1 month and no progress was made and if anything it became tighter which sounds crazy. Also, there is a complication that comes from stretching in which the foreskin will be pulled back over the head but then ill not go back over it, it gets stuck - if this happens it can stop the blood circulation in your head and the foreskin will swell up and this needs immediate operation to fix if i remember correctly.

I'd say consider a circumcision, but i won't tell you to get one since i have not had one myself. Yet.

The treatment is a balloon you put under your penile skin.

At 8/4/08 12:00 PM, IFABF wrote: Mine's weird, I can take it an inch below the head when non-erect. Yet when erect, I can only pull it half way down my head.

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to stick your head inside your dick!

Whatever you do, don't get circumcised, maintain your dignity.

At 8/4/08 03:29 PM, Jawdyn wrote:
I'd say consider a circumcision, but i won't tell you to get one since i have not had one myself. Yet.

the thing is with mine, its not that bad, it just can't go past the thickest part of my head, I just wanna stretch it just a little tiny bit.

At 8/4/08 03:43 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: Whatever you do, don't get circumcised, maintain your dignity.

k...

If this isn't locked soon then the mods have obvious personal bias against me for no reason.

At 8/4/08 05:00 PM, n0ise wrote: If this isn't locked soon then the mods have obvious personal bias against me for no reason.

No, despite this being a penis thread we are discussing this in a mature & relevant manor.

At 8/4/08 05:03 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: No, despite this being a penis thread we are discussing this in a mature & relevant manor.

shut up, you are the posterboy of bigotry and dickcheese*

*phimosis for the slow

At 8/4/08 05:05 PM, DarkSytze wrote:

At 8/4/08 05:03 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: No, despite this being a penis thread we are discussing this in a mature & relevant manor.

shut up, you are the posterboy of bigotry and dickcheese*

*phimosis for the slow

I've changed.

At 8/4/08 05:07 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I've changed.

shut up dickcheese boy

you got no game

I don't have one so I dunno
but circumcision has been pretty 1337 so far :D

At 8/4/08 05:10 PM, MRSA wrote: I don't have one so I dunno
but circumcision has been pretty 1337 so far :D

No surgery for me.

At 8/4/08 11:17 AM, GC-ART wrote: It's about time us men started talking about our penises more anyway.

-GOTHCLAWZ

us MEN?! hahahahha your a fucking CHILD. go back to your fucking council house and rot you wanker.

we dont want to hear about your dick.

stop fucking trolling.

You said you would grow up & stop trolling, Shred.

I feel bad for anyone with wiener problems, no one should have to deal with that stuff.
I wouldn't wish any kind of wiener problem even on my worsest of enemies.

Should have been circumcised. Lots less pain