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Hahaha, that picture is hilarious. Maybe you should tape it back or something.

At 8/4/08 11:22 AM, citricsquid wrote: also LOL

I see your LOL and raise you a LMAO

Fuck,i'm happy that i'm circumsized.

im not jewish,btw. ><

Mine's weird, I can take it an inch below the head when non-erect. Yet when erect, I can only pull it half way down my head.

At 8/4/08 11:14 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 8/4/08 11:11 AM, doberman7 wrote: You didnt leave newgrounds

I decided to rise above the immaturity here.

Lol.

This whole thread is lol.

At 8/4/08 12:00 PM, IFABF wrote: Mine's weird, I can take it an inch below the head when non-erect. Yet when erect, I can only pull it half way down my head.

Same thing, just less tight. It makes sense don't you think? When you go from flaccid to erect your foreskin stays the same, it does not expand. So your foreskin is able to retract over your flaccid head, but when your penis becomes erect it simply gets to tight.

The best part of having a jewish family. The rest sucks anyways.

Dont get it removed!!! Wanking would become so much more difficult.

At 8/4/08 12:11 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Dont get it removed!!! Wanking would become so much more difficult.

MOAR LOOBE!!!

At 8/4/08 11:45 AM, Britkid wrote:

At 8/4/08 11:22 AM, citricsquid wrote: also LOL

I see your LOL and raise you a LMAO

I see your LMAO and raise you a LMFAO.

You should just get it Circumcised.

At 8/4/08 12:38 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 8/4/08 11:45 AM, Britkid wrote:

At 8/4/08 11:22 AM, citricsquid wrote: also LOL

I see your LOL and raise you a LMAO

I see your LMAO and raise you a LMFAO.

I see your LMFAO and go all in with a ROFLCOPTER.

I don't have one so....

Haha.

I had this same problem a while ago (back in January) and I made an appointment, and on April 14th, I got circumcised. It was a fuckload of pain, but at least it's functioning normally down there.

At 8/4/08 01:11 PM, ZENON wrote: I had this same problem a while ago (back in January) and I made an appointment, and on April 14th, I got circumcised. It was a fuckload of pain, but at least it's functioning normally down there.

Bearable pain? I didn't know circumcision would be a painful experience..

At 8/4/08 01:13 PM, Jawdyn wrote:

At 8/4/08 01:11 PM, ZENON wrote: I had this same problem a while ago (back in January) and I made an appointment, and on April 14th, I got circumcised. It was a fuckload of pain, but at least it's functioning normally down there.

Bearable pain? I didn't know circumcision would be a painful experience..

What the - ?

I thought they like , put you to sleep and when you woke up your penis's was diffrent and you live happily ever after.

At 8/4/08 01:13 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Bearable pain? I didn't know circumcision would be a painful experience..

Well, it was a double whammy for me. I couldn't pull the foreskin back when it was non erect (yeah, really tight, it was terrible) so I could barely ever clean it under the skin. Which I didn't have to anyways; the foreskin was tight enough so that white gunk didn't even appear under there.

So since I hadn't touched it in so long, it was unbearably sensitive. I couldn't even walk because it might brush against something, like my leg or my pants. Nearly 5 months later though, it's not sensitive on the head anymore. The place where they cut though? I think that'll always be a little uncomfortable to touch.

So like , how would you ask your parents to get a circumsation?

"Hey mum can you get some people to cut the skin off my dick kthxby"

At 8/4/08 01:16 PM, B4gle wrote: What the - ?

I thought they like , put you to sleep and when you woke up your penis's was diffrent and you live happily ever after.

Yeah, but after your head is exposed it it very sensitive and just touching it could be painful. The top of my head used to be very sensitive but now its fine, though the bottom half can tingle just by blowing air onto it. After circumcision and a few months of exposure like that other guy has explained it will be fine.

At 8/4/08 01:28 PM, B4gle wrote: "Hey mum can you get some people to cut the skin off my dick kthxby"

You have to do something pretty awkward. Have a serious conversation about your penis with your parents.

Honestly, I enjoyed it :) Made talking to my parents much more comfortable to me.

At 8/4/08 01:33 PM, ZENON wrote: You have to do something pretty awkward. Have a serious conversation about your penis with your parents.

Honestly, I enjoyed it :) Made talking to my parents much more comfortable to me.

This is what is holding me back.

you guys are all pretty fucking pathetic, thank god i can retract my damned foreskin without having to bother with dickcheese.

Mines at stage 2 almost all the time, limp or erect. I can pull it to normal, but it won't go on it's own.
Is that abnormal?

The person who drew that diagram can't draw cock and balls at all, anyway I laugh at your condition, I'm glad I have a perfectly fine penis.

I've set myself up for some flaming there.

At 8/4/08 01:40 PM, andhination wrote: Mines at stage 2 almost all the time, limp or erect. I can pull it to normal, but it won't go on it's own.
Is that abnormal?

You have the same type of cock as me! =D

Just thought I'd let you know..

Get it circumsized. It's...amazing.

Never get it circumsized what ever you do, believe me, makes life a lot harder plus there are just so many things you miss out on, plus there are girls out there who find it disturbing.

Do it yourself, you pussy.

I was 9 when I noticed my foreskin was supposed to retract all the way, so I freaked out and spent the next few showers over the course of a week stretching it back.

Oh, and after you've done that, you have to wash it while you're in the shower, not just let it sit there while the foreskin shelters it's little companion from cleanlyness.

NOTE: Smegma fucking stinks. Grab some febreeze with you while you're doing your shower business.

I have the same problem.

I couldn't give a shit about it though.

god damnit, dont be a jew, dont mutilate your penis
the foreskin is there to protect your damn dick, and to make it easier to have sex.
just get the foreskin stretches, not cut

At 8/4/08 02:52 PM, SpotCream wrote: You people are fucking lucky, because you can overcome it with endurance.

My foreskin is attached to the head. I finally got it past the head and was like

ow.

oww.

ooooh, that's gotta leave a mark. *cringes*