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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:39 PM

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...on the seventh day? What would of he created on the seventh day if he didn't rest?

I say something witty that would all make you laugh and admire how clever I was.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:40 PM

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god doesn't exist he didn't create anything.

sorry.

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This is possibly the most pointless thing ever.

There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.
I run on Mountain Dew.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:40 PM

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God got lazy and said "oh what the HELL". He then created the first people to walk on Earth.

He regrets that.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:41 PM

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God isnt real

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:42 PM

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At 8/3/08 11:39 PM, super-sense wrote: What would of he created on the seventh day if he didn't rest?

*Would have

This thread is a fuck load of shit
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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:43 PM

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And on the seventh day, God created

What did God create...

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:43 PM

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He created RockinPunk.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:45 PM

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At 8/3/08 11:43 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: And on the seventh day, God created

What? What did he create?

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:47 PM

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At 8/3/08 11:45 PM, TOEZ wrote:
At 8/3/08 11:43 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: And on the seventh day, God created
What? What did he create?

He created the idea of being a lazy motherfucker.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:48 PM

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At 8/3/08 11:47 PM, IammeoramI wrote:
At 8/3/08 11:45 PM, TOEZ wrote:
At 8/3/08 11:43 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: And on the seventh day, God created
What? What did he create?
He created the idea of being a lazy motherfucker.

He created Rick Astley, you idiots.

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At 8/3/08 11:48 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 8/3/08 11:47 PM, IammeoramI wrote:
At 8/3/08 11:45 PM, TOEZ wrote:
At 8/3/08 11:43 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: And on the seventh day, God created
What? What did he create?
He created the idea of being a lazy motherfucker.
He created Rick Astley, you idiots.

We LOVE to mess with ya.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:55 PM

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Wow, i'm an athiest, but I wasn't expecting this much hate.

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And on the seventh day, God created Mountain Dew.

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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:58 PM

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I bet he watched a season of 24.

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Posted at: 8/4/08 12:05 AM

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isnt it obvious? god created dinosaurs and a time machine so that the dinosaurs get killed off eventually and tehn time repeats itself so that the next species reset itself and the humans take their turn. eventually, we will die out and a new species will emerge as fish or bugs or crap like that. i believe in godvolution.

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7th day was a Sunday, so obviously rest! But if he didn't, he would've made the net!

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he would create women who wanted to actually have sex


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he created retards, so we can finally get some laughs.


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At 8/3/08 11:56 PM, Purpin wrote: And on the seventh day, God created Mountain Dew.

WIN.

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At 8/3/08 11:39 PM, super-sense wrote: ...on the seventh day? What would of he created on the seventh day if he didn't rest?

I say something witty that would all make you laugh and admire how clever I was.

I believe in God, and I believe He knew what He was doing. Besides, if He is not real, we sure are screwed. Well...I am screwed I guess.
Lets see here.....OH YEA!! I remember, He wanted to create the greatest beings ever (next to Him of course), So God said, "Let there be Awesome"
The next thing He saw made Him weep greatly......

What did God create...

"It is Finished"
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Posted at: 8/4/08 12:29 AM

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"And on the eighth day, God created Rock and Metal. He heard the Rock and the Metal, and heard that it was good. He saw the fans of the Rock and the Metal, and that they were not good, but the God of Rock and Roll saw potential"

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And on the seventh day, God created AngryToast, and he saw it was good.

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Beer?

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An original post.

Or slurpees

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At 8/4/08 12:06 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: 7th day was a Sunday, so obviously rest! But if he didn't, he would've made the net!

I thought he started on Sunday... Dang i.

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Posted at: 8/4/08 01:01 AM

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According to hyper-religious people, the seventh day is Sunday. Sunday is a "Rest-Day" and we all just kinda stay home & do nothing. So, God took that day off and just didn't create anything. One thing he created by mistake, however, was the rest-day!

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At 8/3/08 11:40 PM, capitaI wrote: god doesn't exist he didn't create anything.

sorry.

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See what i did thar?
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At 8/3/08 11:56 PM, Purpin wrote: And on the seventh day, God created Mountain Dew.

I am detecting incredible amounts of win in this post.

There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.
I run on Mountain Dew.

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