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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:14 PM
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I love her and i know she loves me, but she just can't handle my 14 inch penis.
Posted at: 8/3/08 10:16 PM
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thats not even posibble...is it?
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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:17 PM
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Wow, people must be really bored to come up with these stories.
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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:18 PM
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You should try out for porn or Guiness World Records or something, shit dude.
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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:19 PM
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oh um, thats hoi yap.
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Here's how to fix everything:Grab some scissors,and carefully snip off,say,7 inches of your mega penis.Be careful though,you don't want to damage anything important.Then,put the severed penis in a box and send it to your girlfriend.I am sure that she will be ecstatic that you will not be impaling her anymore.
Posted at: 8/3/08 10:20 PM
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At 8/3/08 10:16 PM, pizza4ever wrote: thats not even posibble...is it?
It'd be bigger than my face.
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Cut it in half :)
Posted at: 8/3/08 10:22 PM
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At 8/3/08 10:14 PM, coldsilence wrote: I love her and i know she loves me, but I just can't handle her 14 inch penis.
Fix'd!
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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:24 PM
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At 8/3/08 10:14 PM, coldsilence wrote: I love her and i know she loves me, but she just can't handle my 14 inch penis.
...then FORCE her to handle it!
Also, gtfo.
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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:27 PM
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lol dude the only thing a dic that big is good for is cock slapping :D
Posted at: 8/3/08 10:28 PM
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You are so lucky I'm not a forum mod...
Posted at: 8/3/08 10:30 PM
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At 8/3/08 10:28 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: At 8/3/08 10:14 PM, coldsilence wrote: I love her and i know she loves me, but she just can't handle my 14 inch penis.You are so lucky I'm not a forum mod...
i thought that was what the yellow background meant?
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Posted at: 8/3/08 10:31 PM
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He's trying to make as many stupid threads as he can before he gets banned. Also, anything of this sort really belongs in the Relationship Crew. Go spam them instead.
Posted at: 8/3/08 11:22 PM
At 8/3/08 10:31 PM, Zombie-Toaster wrote: He's trying to make as many stupid threads as he can before he gets banned. Also, anything of this sort really belongs in the Relationship Crew. Go spam them instead.
sorry i don't know the rules i'm new
Posted at: 8/3/08 11:27 PM
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At 8/3/08 10:22 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: At 8/3/08 10:14 PM, coldsilence wrote: I love her and i know she loves me, but I just can't handle her 14 inch penis.Fix'd!
WIN I lol'd
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Posted at: 8/3/08 11:29 PM
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At 8/3/08 11:27 PM, KyleDaFox wrote: At 8/3/08 10:22 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: At 8/3/08 10:14 PM, coldsilence wrote: I love her and i know she loves me, but I just can't handle her 14 inch penis.Fix'd!WIN I lol'd
I LOL'D TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON WANNA GO OUT?
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Posted at: 8/4/08 12:02 AM
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At 8/3/08 11:22 PM, coldsilence wrote: At 8/3/08 10:31 PM, Zombie-Toaster wrote: He's trying to make as many stupid threads as he can before he gets banned. Also, anything of this sort really belongs in the Relationship Crew. Go spam them instead.sorry i don't know the rules i'm new
"Ignorance is not an excuse for not following these rules."
I'm sure to the people that FOLLOW THE RULES, will understand this reference.
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Posted at: 8/4/08 12:03 AM
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that's easy, just cut your dick in half.
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Posted at: 8/4/08 12:09 AM
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At 8/4/08 12:03 AM, capitaI wrote: that's easy, just cut your dick in half.
Cauterize, enbelm, and then bronze the half you chop off. Give it to her as a gift.
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