So What Doesn't Give You Cancer???

[Vrael]

Well Newground's I officially think all scientific studies are absolute bullshit and a waste of tax-payer monies. So I ask you what do you think isn't on the list of things that give you cancer. First it was pollution, then that stuff they used to insulate houses with, then listening to bad 80s music, followed by crappy 90's Boy Band mania giving you cancer, and that was just gradual in the past 8 years over 500 items have been added to the Cancer Causes list.

Now having a cellphone ON and near your body gives you cancer you don't even have to talk on it anymore, and eating chips was brought to my attention today, oh and of all things (two actually) Nancy Pelosi said if we don't break our oil dependency our cancer rates will only increase and some republicans state that gay's cause cancer.

Burnzoid I think you might have problems then.

Also, just cause I'm pissed, look what the first female Speaker of the House did to our congress, and some of you want a woman president or now only a VP.

not chauvinistic just stating the plausible facts

[Dalario]

"Hey, this man has cancer... and he also have electricity in his house... THAT'S IT ! Electricity give cancer !"
"Hey, this man has cancer... and he also have a cat... THAT'S IT ! Cats give cancer !"

"Hey, this man has cancer... and he also had sex... THAT'S IT ! Sex give cancer !"

Meh, I wish I was a scientist, their job is so easy...

[pancake0Dean]

Puppies

[Purpin]

People with cancer.

[ShanyBoy-XX]

newgrounds

[Knights]

Well, I'm pretty sure Cancer doesn't give you Cancer.

[Ghyfty]

You just had to make a thread about Cancer because of that thread 'Chips gives U Cancer???? Buttshit!"?

[Vrael]

At 8/3/08 04:28 PM, ghyfty wrote: You just had to make a thread about Cancer because of that thread 'Chips gives U Cancer???? Buttshit!"?

No, I'm being serious here. The amount of bullshit cancer produces is fucking ridiculous.

[OneWordName]

Sunlight.

Oh wait-

[PinballWizard976]

This probably would fit better in the politics section, but whatever...

You know the FDA? Food and Drug Association? I'm sure you've heard of them. Well, if you've ever read the book "Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You to Know About", you'd realize just how corrupt they are. You are their customer, and as long as you are sick, they get more money. And if more people go to the doctor to see if they have cancer, the more money for the fat cats of the FDA. So, making up more bullshit ways for you to get cancer, means more money. Chemotherapy doesn't cure cancer. I know, you may know somebody who has been cured by chemo, but it is not 100% fool-proof. American Cancer Society? If they found a cure for cancer, they'd be out of business. There is a cure for cancer. It is a tea that will cure the patient within a week found in South America. I shit you not. These agencies designed to help you, are actually using your money to cover-up natural and safe cures with no side affects. It is these agencies that are the root of all sickness. And one step below them is the root of all evil. Money.

[Chozz]

Cigarette's doesn't give you cancer.

[Vrael]

At 8/3/08 04:47 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: This probably would fit better in the politics section, but whatever...

step below them is the root of all evil. Money.

Send that last line to Lewis Black's Show.

Also what is your miracle tea called? Early Grey

Hur Hur Hur

[videogamer0810]

At 8/3/08 04:47 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: This probably would fit better in the politics section, but whatever...

long explanation about how there's a tea in South America which cures cancer.

I'll believe you If you work diligently to spread this information to the general public and then get mysteriously assassinated.

[TOEZ]

Cancer gives you Cancer.

lolwut?

[CNRHKick]

Cancer is a great way to stay in shape!

[GiantDouche]

At 8/3/08 04:23 PM, pancake0Dean wrote: Puppies

An easy mistake, but recent studies show that your average puppy does spread the cancer virus.

[Itsa-Bouncing-Rock]

It has been scientifically proven that tits on a whale will not give you cancer.

[Vrael]

At 8/3/08 05:23 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: It has been scientifically proven that tits on a whale will not give you cancer.

Ah Shit I fell outa my chair I laughed so hard.

[Itsa-Bouncing-Rock]

At 8/3/08 05:24 PM, Vrael wrote:

At 8/3/08 05:23 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: It has been scientifically proven that tits on a whale will not give you cancer.

Ah Shit I fell outa my chair I laughed so hard.

Go rub some Icy Hot on your injuries.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

At 8/3/08 04:47 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Magical book of purple dragons and the cure for cancer

I've heard of this book; I've seen the infomercial and my girlfriend's sister has a copy. I guessl I'll just find it online somewhere. Sounds useful.