Jokes that don't work in text.

[iMini]

Know of any jokes that require pronunciation/spelling to work, if you know what I mean.

eg.

"An American came upto me and said "You're patronizing", I said "No, it's pronounced patronizing"."

My god that first sentence was badly written out.

[InternetPredator]

your face noob

[djmrules]

At 8/3/08 11:10 AM, InternetPredator wrote: your face noob

You sure do live up to your Username.

[McJesus]

Anything to do with pronounciation.

[MrLuckDuck]

At 8/3/08 11:10 AM, InternetPredator wrote: your face noob

T to the R to the O to the double L.

[Mishypie]

How do you ruin a forum?

By having fags post stupid topics

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[Aprime]

How do you spell ICUP

I C U P

It just doesn't work :(

[pigzlord]

knock knock
who's there
interrupting cow
interupting cow wh...
MOOO!

[mranarchy]

Jokes never work as well in text, comedies all about delivery and timing.

[Leethalpunk]

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hsdfuhiasdhWASHehfuihasifuhauifh.

[pancake0Dean]

What the best thing about having sex with 26 year olds?

Theres 20 of them.

Work better if you say it out loud.

[SPLINTERCELL58]

At 8/3/08 11:10 AM, InternetPredator wrote: your face noob

God, stfu

[MrLuckDuck]

At 8/3/08 11:23 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face..

I've fell for that twice before... :(

[crushy]

1: Knock Knock
2: Who's there?
1: Imaj
2: Imaj who?
1. Hardyharharrrrrrr YEWSEDURJEW!11!1

[mranarchy]

Q:Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

A: because all proper tea is theft

[yurgenburgen]

Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hey.

You're supposed to say "Hey" in a camp voice and make a limp-wrist gesture.

[Spartan204]

At 8/3/08 11:19 AM, pancake0Dean wrote: What the best thing about having sex with 26 year olds?

Theres 20 of them.

Work better if you say it out loud.

Lawls and bawls.

[KipptheCool]

At 8/3/08 11:10 AM, InternetPredator wrote: your face noob

Excuse me? I just noticed that you, an 08 user, called an 06 user, a noob.

APOROGIZE!!!

[darksytze]

At 8/3/08 11:37 AM, KipptheCool wrote:

At 8/3/08 11:10 AM, InternetPredator wrote: your face noob

Excuse me? I just noticed that you, an 08 user, called an 06 user, a noob.

APOROGIZE!!!

07 users shouldn't debate.

[SuperFlonic]

At 8/3/08 11:31 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hey.

You're supposed to say "Hey" in a camp voice and make a limp-wrist gesture.

Hahahahaha, that's actually splendid. But indeed it would only work IRL.

[Chozz]

British Joke =)

Okay.

I'm going to ask you all a question. The answer that you produce will determine where you stand with your moral rights.

I'll set the scene.

London has been hit by a tsunami, there are cars, lorries, buses and trees overturned and flying through the air. The whole city has flooded, the highest flood scene in years. The current of the flood is gigantic, hands upon handfuls of innocent City-goers sucked under the water.

However, you have managed to avoid any injury, and you are stranded on top of building, also avoiding danger. You are an amateur photographer, so all you carry with you is a digital camera.

All of a sudden, our prime minister is swept by you, screaming and yelling for help. He manages to grip onto something. And he reaches out for help. You know that if you don't help him, he will be taken underneath forever.

You have two options, you could extend a hand and prevent him from being claimed by the floods. Or this could be the one in a million photo, It would make the covers of every big and small newspaper, this would be your carrear making shot, imagine the fame the glory.

What do you do? You have two options.

Now..

Here's the question..

Would you use black and white? Or colour?

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 8/3/08 11:27 AM, mranarchy wrote: Q:Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

A: because all proper tea is theft

That was hideous.

[yurgenburgen]

At 8/3/08 12:29 PM, Chozz wrote: British Joke =)

HA! That was good, I'm gonna remember that one.

I would've taken the photo anyway, even if the other option was to save him.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 8/3/08 11:10 AM, InternetPredator wrote: your face noob

Found one

[Gergaloth]

1. Knock Knock
2. Who's there?
1. Want
2. Want who?
1. Three!

[wickedswami]

At 8/3/08 12:32 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 8/3/08 11:27 AM, mranarchy wrote: Q:Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

A: because all proper tea is theft

That was hideous.

yes indeed, took me a while till i figured it out though, but then again english isn't my main language..

also:
Q: why does an indian do like this?
A: because, if he does like this, he can't see

(needs hand gestures...)

[Lunaful]

yes indeed, took me a while till i figured it out though, but then again english isn't my main language..
(needs hand gestures...)

and the lepper child and his bike to his dad ''look dad, no hands!''

i'm not trying to be mean

[Legionnaire-X]

Jokes where you have to pun emphasis on a word to make it funny.

and puns.

[Metalix]

Why is six afraid of seven - because seven eight nine.

Also, second page.

[mranarchy]

At 8/3/08 12:32 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 8/3/08 11:27 AM, mranarchy wrote: Q:Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

A: because all proper tea is theft

That was hideous.

:3 you know you love it really.