Forum Topic: Disturbing fact about mosquitoes

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Also, females have the potential to carry many lethal diseases, transferred by thier saliva, making them the deadliest animal on the planet.

If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

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haha nice one.


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At 8/23/08 11:05 PM, Carmilla wrote: It's the closest to sex 90% of Newground forum regs will ever get.

Well thats true.


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Then what are mosquito BITES called now?

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At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: So, in short, every time a mosquito has ever bitten you, it's because it was really horny.
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!

I feel like I was used

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Fuck no I am not disturbed, that is fucking hot!


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U suckas!!! That isnt what they were saying there!!!! The female mosquitos need blood so their eggs can be formed, cuz they cant just feed from nectar (like the male mosquito), they need the proteins and nutriments from the mamal's blood, each time it bites u, u arent getting raped!! u are getting eaten!!!

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....................so ? It's just a lil fukin insect which i only saw on farmlands full of cowshit.


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At 8/2/08 12:49 PM, gostgamer wrote: um...cock joke.

cock joke INVOLVING MOSQUITOS.
funny eh?

I spelled that bugs name wrong D:
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At 8/23/08 11:16 PM, TyPah wrote: Show mercy to them, they're not human, so they aren't evil.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NAU D:

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At 8/2/08 12:30 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!
If by "disturbed" you mean "horny" then yes, this does make me feel very disturbed.

You are quite a disturbing young man, aren't you?

and i mean horny

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I never felt so dirty in my life.


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When any female wants to mate she needs blood.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

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So... do mosquito bites now count as getting laid?

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I already knew this.

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Not really disturbing, unless you're really immature about these things, which, given the response in the thread, most of you are...

Anyway, insect physiology is a lot different anyway, I don't really think of that too much, and neither should you. And for what it's worth, I've know this factoid for years already.

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Im lucky no mosquitoes bitches gonna drink my sexy blood.


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At 8/2/08 12:33 PM, Jackotrades wrote: THEYRE RAPING ME!!!! THEYRE RAPING ALL OF US!!!!!

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Oh my god you have opened our eyes.

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so your kinda gettin laid without u knowing it hm ah shit

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At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!

It makes me feel pretty good that i have been used as a sex toy for a mosquito!
Wicked!

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At 8/23/08 11:59 PM, EL-7 wrote: Then what are mosquito BITES called now?

Fuckburns?

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At 8/23/08 11:05 PM, Carmilla wrote: It's the closest to sex 90% of Newground forum regs will ever get.

hey fujck u budy

On a serious note, I've already known this, our blood is an aphrodisiac. Why do you think they call it blood lust.

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At 3/9/09 02:40 PM, fightglory wrote: U suckas!!! That isnt what they were saying there!!!! The female mosquitos need blood so their eggs can be formed, cuz they cant just feed from nectar (like the male mosquito), they need the proteins and nutriments from the mamal's blood, each time it bites u, u arent getting raped!! u are getting eaten!!!

It's strange how the this factual piece of information has been provided by someone who types like a spastic.

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I thought they bit you to feed their eggs.

Anyway, it IS a fact that they bite you more often if you produce more sexual hormones. So the more they bite you, the biologically sexier you are.

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I never kill em. I blow them away. lulz srsly

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At 8/2/08 12:30 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: So I've been raped every summer?

*Shudders*

Fuck, I've been raped more than once this summer.

was losing all my friends, was losing them to drinking and to driving
was losing all my friends
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At 3/9/09 04:06 PM, Lucy wrote: I already knew this.

Of course you did, you sick fuck.

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A Mosquitoe? Who wants my penis? Wow.


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