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Posted at: 8/23/08 11:20 PM
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Also, females have the potential to carry many lethal diseases, transferred by thier saliva, making them the deadliest animal on the planet.
If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.
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Posted at: 8/23/08 11:57 PM
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haha nice one.
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At 8/23/08 11:05 PM, Carmilla wrote: It's the closest to sex 90% of Newground forum regs will ever get.
Well thats true.
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Posted at: 8/23/08 11:59 PM
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Then what are mosquito BITES called now?
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Posted at: 8/24/08 12:00 AM
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At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: So, in short, every time a mosquito has ever bitten you, it's because it was really horny. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!
I feel like I was used
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Fuck no I am not disturbed, that is fucking hot!
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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:40 PM
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U suckas!!! That isnt what they were saying there!!!! The female mosquitos need blood so their eggs can be formed, cuz they cant just feed from nectar (like the male mosquito), they need the proteins and nutriments from the mamal's blood, each time it bites u, u arent getting raped!! u are getting eaten!!!
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Posted at: 3/9/09 02:48 PM
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....................so ? It's just a lil fukin insect which i only saw on farmlands full of cowshit.
Posted at: 3/9/09 02:50 PM
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At 8/2/08 12:49 PM, gostgamer wrote: um...cock joke.
cock joke INVOLVING MOSQUITOS. funny eh?
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At 8/23/08 11:16 PM, TyPah wrote: Show mercy to them, they're not human, so they aren't evil.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NAU D:
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Posted at: 3/9/09 03:06 PM
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At 8/2/08 12:30 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!If by "disturbed" you mean "horny" then yes, this does make me feel very disturbed.
At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!
You are quite a disturbing young man, aren't you?
and i mean horny
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Posted at: 3/9/09 03:08 PM
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I never felt so dirty in my life.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 03:32 PM
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When any female wants to mate she needs blood.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 04:02 PM
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So... do mosquito bites now count as getting laid?
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Posted at: 3/9/09 04:06 PM
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I already knew this.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 04:07 PM
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Not really disturbing, unless you're really immature about these things, which, given the response in the thread, most of you are...
Anyway, insect physiology is a lot different anyway, I don't really think of that too much, and neither should you. And for what it's worth, I've know this factoid for years already.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 04:08 PM
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Im lucky no mosquitoes bitches gonna drink my sexy blood.
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At 8/2/08 12:33 PM, Jackotrades wrote: THEYRE RAPING ME!!!! THEYRE RAPING ALL OF US!!!!!
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Oh my god you have opened our eyes.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 04:17 PM
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so your kinda gettin laid without u knowing it hm ah shit
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At 8/2/08 12:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, NEWGROUNDS? PRETTY DISTURBED HUH!
It makes me feel pretty good that i have been used as a sex toy for a mosquito! Wicked!
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At 8/23/08 11:59 PM, EL-7 wrote: Then what are mosquito BITES called now?
Fuckburns?
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Posted at: 3/9/09 05:30 PM
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hey fujck u budy
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At 3/9/09 02:40 PM, fightglory wrote: U suckas!!! That isnt what they were saying there!!!! The female mosquitos need blood so their eggs can be formed, cuz they cant just feed from nectar (like the male mosquito), they need the proteins and nutriments from the mamal's blood, each time it bites u, u arent getting raped!! u are getting eaten!!!
It's strange how the this factual piece of information has been provided by someone who types like a spastic.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 06:05 PM
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I thought they bit you to feed their eggs.
Anyway, it IS a fact that they bite you more often if you produce more sexual hormones. So the more they bite you, the biologically sexier you are.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 06:06 PM
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I never kill em. I blow them away. lulz srsly
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At 8/2/08 12:30 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: So I've been raped every summer? *Shudders*
*Shudders*
Fuck, I've been raped more than once this summer.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 06:13 PM
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At 3/9/09 04:06 PM, Lucy wrote: I already knew this.
Of course you did, you sick fuck.
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Posted at: 3/9/09 06:51 PM
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A Mosquitoe? Who wants my penis? Wow.
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