know whats cool about ancient egypt

[bodom-child]

they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

[Dalario]

Holy shit, I just noticed that they worshipped furries !

[TwilightAscending]

lmfao

this site is so funny

[junkietomato]

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

That would explain a lot

[biohasard]

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

yes many people belive in talking cats who can bring rain and summon sheep.

[bodom-child]

they also ate psychedelic mushrooms, but they disguised it in their art as ahnks
why else would you feed someone a symbol?
bahaahahaha

[TwilightAscending]

At 8/2/08 01:30 AM, biohasard wrote:

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

yes many people belive in talking cats who can bring rain and summon sheep.

yes many people ALSO believe that when you eat bread, ur eating a guys body =\

[bodom-child]

At 8/2/08 01:30 AM, biohasard wrote:

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

yes many people belive in talking cats who can bring rain and summon sheep.

look at this bad boy.
his name is thoth
and he's 1 trillion times cooler then any roman or greek god.

[Gagsy]

I've always wanted to have my brain pulled out of my nose.

[Dekuboy]

At 8/2/08 01:41 AM, Gagsy wrote: I've always wanted to have my brain pulled out of my nose.

Haven't we all.

[Doom-Fan]

At 8/2/08 01:43 AM, Dekuboy wrote:

At 8/2/08 01:41 AM, Gagsy wrote: I've always wanted to have my brain pulled out of my nose.

Haven't we all.

Hard to imagine it even REMOTELY plausible. :\

[bodom-child]

I has a cake for j00!

[BlackZodiac]

worship of furries?

[Gagsy]

At 8/2/08 01:44 AM, Doom-Fan wrote:

At 8/2/08 01:43 AM, Dekuboy wrote:

Haven't we all.

Hard to imagine it even REMOTELY plausible. :\

"Because the ancient Egyptians did not recognize the cognitive function of the brain, the brain would be removed by breaking the thin bone separating the nasal and cranial cavities. This was accomplished by inserting a hooked rod through the nose, stirring the brain until it turned into a liquid, and pouring it out through the nose."

Where there's a will, there's a way.

[junkietomato]

yes many people belive in talking cats who can bring rain and summon sheep.

yes many people ALSO believe that when you eat bread, ur eating a guys body =\

haha epic! You said a mouthfull there. You deserve candy.

[bodom-child]

oh and by the way
just because monotheism(the belief in one god) is so prominent in our world today
doesn't mean these gods go anywhere!

Atenism is the earliest monotheistic religion, associated above all with the eighteenth dynasty Pharaoh Amenhotep IV.

yup all religions are based on belief of things that were made up.
comforting isn't it?

[bodom-child]

heres Pharaoh Akhenaten and his family adoring the Aten

[TwilightAscending]

At 8/2/08 02:04 AM, bodom-child wrote: heres Pharaoh Akhenaten and his family adoring the Aten

for a second i thought the man had a blunderbust lol

[bodom-child]

lets bring back the old gods!
osiris for the win!

he even has a birth, death and resurrection story!

he gets chopped up into like 15 peices, and his woman, ISIS puts him back together with her magic powers, except theres one problem...
THEY COULDN'T FIND HIS SHLONG!
but somehow he still manages to impregnate her and give birth to their son Horus!

[bodom-child]

btw, good luck making it to the after life without Egyptian knowledge on what to do when you get there.
its not as simple as some of the false religions would claim
you don't magically appear at some gate and find out if your on a list or not.
its a crazy journey that takes a lot of knowledge to pass through!
you'll probably get lost while searching for some fellow named jesus.
he won't be there...
=D

[Grammar-Nazi]

Cats don't exist.

[Haoie]

Ancient Egypt was fascinating.

If you're ever in New York, you've got to drop by the MET's Egypt wing.

[X8X]

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

They got pics so it must be true.

[Jenou]

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

a dude with a jackal's head is definitely not a bullshit story.

[Chippythechipmonk]

Egyptians considered the Pharaohs to be gods, and I'm sure the Pharaohs didn't object.

So yeah, those gods were real.

A guy who knocks up a girl without stabbin' her vag? No.

[bodom-child]

At 8/2/08 03:38 AM, Somepurson wrote:

At 8/2/08 01:39 AM, bodom-child wrote:

look at this bad boy.
his name is thoth
and he's 1 trillion times cooler then any roman or greek god.

Looks like fucking Toucan Sam.

just follow your nose!

[ZeldaFreak701]

Egyptian times were the times to live in. If you cheated on your spouse, you were put to death in a cruel way.

[KillerSkull]

Yo! Their gods are the REAL bullshit stories! Besides, cool things about ancirnt Egypt: nothing!!!!

[Prinzy2]

At 8/2/08 06:57 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Egyptian times were the times to live in. If you cheated on your spouse, you were put to death in a cruel way.

What if you were never married and just slept with everyone?

[bodom-child]

At 8/2/08 06:11 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

How do you even this?
Their concept of 'Gods' was an interesting take, I can tolerate religions with proper history.
I love Hinduism :D with its many different tendrils.

hinduism?
did someone mention something about worshipping
furries?