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Buy shares in an oil company.

At 8/1/08 03:50 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Buy shares in an oil company.

yay for republicans!

vote McCain 2008!

At 8/1/08 03:47 AM, Jenou wrote: fuck that car. I'd smoke you with my zonda f.

And I would rape you in my Koenigsegg CCX that I bought after my investments paid off.

At 8/1/08 03:57 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote:

At 8/1/08 03:47 AM, Jenou wrote: fuck that car. I'd smoke you with my zonda f.

And I would rape you in my Koenigsegg CCX that I bought after my investments paid off.

Puh-leze, I'll smoke both of you in my Misturati Haberdasher CX-K43

At 8/1/08 03:57 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote:

And I would rape you in my Koenigsegg CCX that I bought after my investments paid off.

yeah. you're right.

At 8/1/08 04:00 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Puh-leze, I'll smoke both of you in my Misturati Haberdasher CX-K43

Great Scott! But that thing hasn't even been properly tested yet!

At 8/1/08 04:09 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: I'd buy Led Zeppelin's old touring plane.

I'm pretty sure it would cost a bit more than that. Unless it's a shitty plane.

At 8/1/08 04:09 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: I'd buy Led Zeppelin's old touring plane.

Better than Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane.

BA-ZING

At 8/1/08 04:11 AM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 8/1/08 04:09 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: I'd buy Led Zeppelin's old touring plane.

Better than Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane.

BA-ZING

Haha thats fucking cold... I like it.

I'd buy a big wallet, take out the rest of my money and put it all in there

Something i could sell back after the hour easily...oh! i know!

Real Estate

I'd buy a fucking house, and all the shit I want, then I'd invest the rest in some company that will end up being successful, giving me enough money to pay the bills for the next 30 years.

At 8/1/08 02:45 AM, Ragenaric wrote: ok newgrounds, you have 1 million dollars (fuck yeah!)

...but you only got one hour to spend it before your bank account gets shit on (OH NOES!)

what do you spend your cash on?

I'd buy more money!

At 8/1/08 03:47 AM, Jenou wrote:

At 8/1/08 03:46 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: I'd buy an Alfa Romeo 8C competizione ($250k), and a really good hooker with the rest.

fuck that car. I'd smoke you with my zonda f.

It doesn't matter.
Mine looks better.

I'd buy

a ticket to space (250,00)
worlds largest collection of porn (850,00)

At 8/1/08 02:46 AM, Purpin wrote: I'd withdraw it all and put it in another bank account. Then I'd spend it at the pace I wanted to.

I would do exactly the same

Some 10ghz + computer packed with 200 gb ram and about 400 nvidia graphics card. I'd finally be able to play games.

Uh, I'd buy a mop. Or some other sort of cleaning utensil. When my account gets shit on, I just clean it up. Ain't that hard.

At 8/1/08 02:45 AM, Ragenaric wrote: ok newgrounds, you have 1 million dollars (fuck yeah!)

...but you only got one hour to spend it before your bank account gets shit on (OH NOES!)

what do you spend your cash on?

At first I thought this was a question thread, as in: "HOW could I get 1 million dollars in an hour", and I would have responded with:

"Robbery"

I'd spend it on 1 million dollars worth in gold, then after the hour's over, I'd cash the gold in for money.

Loopholes FTW

1.) New Computer.
2.) Random Bullshit I find online
3.) A better T.V., maybe some video games, too.
4.) give the rest to a charity, get a part of it back as a tax deduction. Woot.

million dollars huh..
well first i'd change it to pound sterling.
then with what i'm left with invest into my business and keep the profits.

i'll leave my country hahahaha

i'd also buy a lifetime supply of pineapples.

I'd buy steady stocks. I'd sell them all an hour later so I'd still have that million.

i'd buy everything i ever wanted..

At 8/1/08 03:04 AM, Jenou wrote:

At 8/1/08 02:45 AM, Ragenaric wrote:

what do you spend your cash on?

this

i struggle to see how pagani zondas are attractive, i mean yeah they look alright but are still a bit ugh

anyway id buy gold, and lots of it, its guaranteed to increase in price unless theres a mass outbreak of peace

I'd build a room with no windows and only one password locked door to keep it in.

A bunch of computer shit.

I'd go to Guitar Center, put a blindfold on, and just start grabbing shit.

i'd go onto the internet and order tons fo stuff

pc upgrade, loads of consoles, tons of games, some newgrounds stuff, a new tv maybe and a black slave