If y went to heaen right now

Honestly i would completly vomit and cry about not being able to do anything earthly i mean i know heaven is like a greek marble metropolis(the way i invision it atleaste) but i just cant imagine the thought of one second your here and the next second your in heaven it was sorta like going to a different school and just being told this the week before(thats happened to me). What do you guys think.I better be able to have sex up there even if that means i cant masterbait.

If you dont believe heaven and such just dont post or play along

[Seriana]

There is no such thing as heaven.

Only hell.

Enjoy your life while you can faggot

[onibabanana]

i know what you mean
but when you die, and go to 'heaven' you're supposed to not feel anything anymore. no more human shell to lug around.

[TesticleKick]

Who is this "Y" fellow?

At 8/1/08 02:11 AM, onibabanana wrote: i know what you mean
but when you die, and go to 'heaven' you're supposed to not feel anything anymore. no more human shell to lug around.

we are aloud to have the our some human emotions because in heaven nothing would hurt no baby making not STDs no killing no decieving(well no) no steeling because we can practically get what we want and so on

[Villhelm47]

At 8/1/08 02:11 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: There is no such thing as heaven.

Only hell.

Enjoy your life while you can faggot

I completely disagree, but this post has to have made me laugh harder today than anything I've seen yet.

Oh, and if I died suddenly, I guess I'd be as apathetic as usual about the whole dying ordeal.

[John12346]

Listen, there is going to be SOMETHING after you die. Whether you have faith that it exists, and that there is an almighty one behind it, with no tangible proof whatsoever to prove it; that is what you need to have in order to get there.

I have it. Do you?

I completely disagree, but this post has to have made me laugh harder today than anything I've seen yet.

Oh, and if I died suddenly, I guess I'd be as apathetic as usual about the whole dying ordeal.

after about a week i will get over it and probaly fuck around random sluts(no STDs) and have dragon fights maybe get a job as a paladin

[BlackPlastic]

*insert ignorant atheist remarks*

[4Doctodragon]

At 8/1/08 02:08 AM, DanTheBard wrote: I better be able to have sex up there even if that means i cant masterbait.

Sex isn't what counts but I'd imagine it's a-okay to have missionary up there.

If you dont believe heaven and such just dont post or play along

I'm going to play along, not to say that it doesn't exist.

But I believe that in the Christian Heaven you will be eternally happy and trust me, I know it's a stretch to think that but not after seeing through with the mind of chemically altered delinquent.

At 8/1/08 02:26 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 8/1/08 02:08 AM, DanTheBard wrote: I better be able to have sex up there even if that means i cant masterbait.

Sex isn't what counts but I'd imagine it's a-okay to have missionary up there.

If you dont believe heaven and such just dont post or play along

I'm going to play along, not to say that it doesn't exist.

But I believe that in the Christian Heaven you will be eternally happy and trust me, I know it's a stretch to think that but not after seeing through with the mind of chemically altered delinquent.

didnt quiet think about that i never did think of what it would be like to be pure soul and controling everyaspect of your exsistance OH MAN SEX WILL BE A BLAST

[CaptainQuartz]

PROVE IT WITH RELIGION!

OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T!

[henrygraham]

honestly, I'd react like a plot twist in a movie. "HAH! i knew it the whole time, i just never said anything," except it'd be more like "HAH! i knew it the whole time, i just DIDNT BELIEVE IN GOD"

[TonyTostieno]

At 8/1/08 02:40 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote: PROVE IT WITH RELIGION!

OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T!

Disprove it with science, oh wait, YOU CAN'T!

Fucking assholes making all the real atheists/agnostics look bad -.-

[FLAMEBOY97]

heaven is real. life is the test to go there

[TonyTostieno]

Bitching about asshats aside, if I died and went to heaven I'd go through a few states of mind.

1. Where the fuck am I?
2. Huh...what d'ya know, this place exists.
3. Fuck I'm dead!
4. Tokin' up with God, hellz yeah.

[Jenou]

heaven, according to the bible is where God is. Therefore everything is good. You dont need sin to be happy in heaven.

[EMINEM08]

At 8/1/08 02:12 AM, TesticleKick wrote: Who is this "Y" fellow?

Yes, and what is ''Heaen''?

And why is ''Y'' going to this ''Heaen''?

[MexicanGun]

What's this "Heaen" you speak of?

[Haoie]

Man that title is poorly spelt.

Anyway, it depends on what heaven really is. Is it a place? A state of mind? Another universe?

[Magical-Zorse]

Umm, I wouldn't rule out reincarnation so soon...........

mods please delete this thread

[Senmetsu]

If I went to heaven now, I'd know I was STUCK THERE FOREVER. That would make me cry.

I can't stand being stuck in one place too long, I'm too ADD. I can't imagine a heaven that's the same place every day. My version of heaven would involve interesting things...singing God's praise for eternity sounds so fucking dull. Maybe jamming it freestyle :P Like "Oh holy night *record scratch* REEE-MIIIIX"