Womin trouble

[poxpower]

hey

How do you slice through the leg bones? I am having a hard time! lol!
Kitchen knife is not strong enough. Any tips?
Won't fit in freezer otherwise!

p.s. I don't own a saw, LOL!!!

[Seriana]

Steak knife ftw

[RundasX]

Try a sponge.

[Jenou]

Do you have a pair of bolt cutters? pruners? how about serrated knives? If worse comes to worse I suppose you could hit it with a rock, you know, do it the old fashioned way.

[dalmo]

Why don't you try just naggin it until the leg falls off and goes to live with its mother while you have random guys over at the house? WHORE

[ViceFullbuster]

It's called Xanax (or Valium a.k.a Diazapam) she should try some and your life will be much easier.

[LadyGrace]

Chew through the skin and muscle, and then step really hard on the bone to break it.

[poxpower]

IF YOU WEREN'T A MODERATOR, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS THREAD WITHOUT GETTING BANNED.

AAAAAAAAAH SO UNFAIR, AAAAAAAAAH SAND IN VAGINA CALL THE WHAAAAAABULANCE.

there

[EvilerBowser1001]

Buy a chainsaw, you wuss.
Or if you don't want so much noise to be made, then buy an axe.

[Seriana]

At 7/31/08 04:26 AM, poxpower wrote: IF YOU WEREN'T A MODERATOR, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS THREAD WITHOUT GETTING BANNED.

AAAAAAAAAH SO UNFAIR, AAAAAAAAAH SAND IN VAGINA CALL THE WHAAAAAABULANCE.

there

I was going to say that but it'd be too lazy to type

[WtfAwesome]

That's gay, you should be banned.

[Acid]

Use and Axe

[LadyGrace]

At 7/31/08 04:27 AM, WtfAwesome wrote: That's gay, you should be banned.

YOU'RE GAY AND YOUR FACE SHOULD BE BANNED!

[MikeRomanul]

At 7/31/08 04:26 AM, poxpower wrote: IF YOU WEREN'T A MODERATOR, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS THREAD WITHOUT GETTING BANNED.

AAAAAAAAAH SO UNFAIR, AAAAAAAAAH SAND IN VAGINA CALL THE WHAAAAAABULANCE.

there

This is an unintelligent thread and should be immediately locked due to its' lack of intelligence.

Just get some cheese wire.

[Jenou]

At 7/31/08 04:26 AM, poxpower wrote: IF YOU WEREN'T A MODERATOR, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS THREAD WITHOUT GETTING BANNED.

AAAAAAAAAH SO UNFAIR, AAAAAAAAAH SAND IN VAGINA CALL THE WHAAAAAABULANCE.

there

But I'm Jenou and that automatically makes me better than you could ever be.

there

[Acid]

At 7/31/08 04:27 AM, Acid wrote: Use and Axe

i used bad grammar

[poxpower]

But all jokes aside, there's a bloody corpse in my kitchen right now.

IT WAS SOMEONE WHO SPAMMED.
AND NOW
I WILL TURN HIM INTO

HAM

[Seriana]

HEY GUYS WHY ARE WE YELLING LIKE THIS

[dalmo]

At 7/31/08 04:43 AM, poxpower wrote: But all jokes aside, there's a bloody corpse in my kitchen right now.

IT WAS SOMEONE WHO SPAMMED.
AND NOW
I WILL TURN HIM INTO

HAM

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Wasn't me couldnt be?

Maybe you should just put it all in the dish disposal then when the plumber comes to fix it say you put some chicken bones in there.

[Jenou]

At 7/31/08 04:43 AM, poxpower wrote:

AND NOW
I WILL TURN HIM INTO

HAM

all you're "great" mod power and thats all you could think of?

that's pretty weak, pox

[Tribal]

I smell haxxor!
Try a wet underpants.

[Dalario]

Cook corpse, eat corpse. Take bones, crush with hammer. Use bone powder as fertilizer for plants.

There you go, no more nasty corpse.

[RundasX]

At 7/31/08 04:43 AM, poxpower wrote: But all jokes aside, there's a bloody corpse in my kitchen right now.

IT WAS SOMEONE WHO SPAMMED.
AND NOW
I WILL TURN HIM INTO

HAM

You tried the sponge!! I was just joking! It's way too powerful for a job like that! Now I am HAM.

[TimeforplanB]

At 7/31/08 04:28 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 7/31/08 04:27 AM, WtfAwesome wrote: That's gay, you should be banned.

YOU'RE GAY AND YOUR FACE SHOULD BE BANNED!

NICE ONE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

On topic, use an old medieval battleaxe, like ur level icon.

[poxpower]

At 7/31/08 04:55 AM, TimeforplanB wrote:

On topic, use an old medieval battleaxe, like ur level icon.

how about I use

YOUR FACE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Dogmeat]

Cleaver or hatchet will do fine, if all else fail, smash her legs in half with a lead pipe or something similiar.

[KIRBYLINK]

Use the BBS.

[Jenou]

At 7/31/08 04:59 AM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Use the BBS.

that would be too much power for one man to handle. the very fibers of his existence would be horrifically wrenced apart as the power of each individual user disintigrated his entire being.

[BetaOrionis]

Just turn the fridge sets all the way down and put her in the fridge.

Dumass