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I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 20:44:24 Reply

I'm not sure if he was 6 or 7 or 8? But yea this is how it started. This weekend I ran into a lot of mean kids.

1. I was biking by some houses I pass by them a lot when I bike to the the park. Than I pass by this nice looking house and there was a kid in front on his bike. And his mom was there. And the kid said hi thats a nice bike.

Me: Thanks.
Him: Hey you want go to my school and bike around there?
Me: Fine why not.
Him: Mom can I go with my friend?
Her: Sure, but you 2 stay together.
Me: Don't worry I will take good care of him I'm 9. And sooo responsible.
Her: You better I have a good lawyer (she joked I hope)

We biked down to the the school he went to. It was a big school. This kid was n kindergarten and real bossy to. I was planning to ditch him. So yea I was biking around and he started talking about some gay cartoons where 2 bunnies fuck each (I wasn't listening) But yea. Tan he said something but I couldn't understand he was like 6 or something.

Me: What?
Him: erggar face ucker.
Me: what did you say?

Than he freaks out and calls me a N***er face fucker.

Me: Wow I' not black.

Than he calls me a Chinese guy and starts calling me fuck face and dumb ass. So I got mad. And I said wanna race to the park? He said sure. I know this park real well. Unwin Park it was a big park. I doubt this kid ever went there.

So he kept swearing at me as we race he said haha you suck fuck. So I lured him into this area that I know with an apple tree it was covered with other trees. And there were good branches laying around.

So he kept mouthing at me. I grab a good hard branch and whacked the little fucker on the arm real hard. He actually falls down, than cries his face all red. I said you never swear at me again.
He didn't reply cause he was still crying.

Me: You didn't answer too bad.

I drop the branch and spat on him and jam the branch in in his bike chain. And left. And thats why I never bike through that area again.

And thats why I have some anger issues with little kids.


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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 20:50:27 Reply

One time this little 10 year old short and fat kid tried to beat me up but I like totally wrecked his ass..


Fuck you.

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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:07:01 Reply

At 7/30/08 08:44 PM, jacobdg wrote:
I'm 9.
And thats why I have some anger issues with little kids.

You are a little kid.


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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:13:09 Reply

At 7/30/08 09:05 PM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Nine year olds shouldn't go on Newgrounds,Kid.

Hes right you know.


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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:14:14 Reply

I doubt you can woop anyones ass at 9.

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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:15:25 Reply

Yeah, you're 9 son......you ARE a little kid. LOL


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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:17:56 Reply

this is totally fake. but in the event that it IS real, congratulations. you beat up a kindergartener.


O HAI

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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:18:31 Reply

Your nine, there for, me and everyone here hates you.


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 21:20:56 Reply

gullible gullible newgrounds

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Response to I beat up someone. 2008-07-30 22:43:33 Reply

yep bet it was the ofther way around how about u get off this big boy site and go on the pbs kids site i think your lost


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