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Lucky bastard, getting rich just 'cause you have a large penis.

you don't get £800 for your first shoot.

At 7/30/08 05:56 PM, Wreckages wrote: you don't get £800 for your first shoot.

wreckages, how could you?!

Link!

Without a doubt in the long run it will effect your relationship with your girlfriend. Sex is something that must be exclusive in a relationship, if she ever sees the video then her opinion will change.

At 7/30/08 05:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: My girlfriend has given me approval also, after having long discussions about it with her, she finally realised that it's just sex, and nothing more.

I seriously don't know what to say..
..why have a girlfriend if this is what you're just gonna go around having sex with other people?

in the end she'll probably feel left out.

I'll be there.

nah, good luck.

Do realize that your performance will be ripped and put on every torrent and porn streaming site in the world.

At 7/30/08 06:07 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Do realize that your performance will be ripped and put on every torrent and porn streaming site in the world.

That's the point.

There is no such thing as "private porn".

At 7/30/08 06:04 PM, MoriChax wrote:

in the end she'll probably feel left out.

Unless she joins in.

It's kind of weird that they'll be giving you a DVD of yourself having sex,

Will it have a good plot with lot's of character development?

God dammit...envy :(

At 7/30/08 06:19 PM, Rigormort1s wrote: Will it have a good plot with lot's of character development?

Yeah, such as the average porn movie...

Give me the link when your done.

;3

At 7/30/08 06:19 PM, Rigormort1s wrote: Will it have a good plot with lot's of character development?

"You needed some dirty work done?"

just felt the urge to do it

I was hoping you would be finished off by that fandango virus

Good luck shooting your first porn. Is saying break a leg appropriate here? Or is there something else used in place of the phrase break a leg. Happy humping perhaps?

At 7/30/08 05:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: My girlfriend has given me approval also, after having long discussions about it with her, she finally realised that it's just sex, and nothing more.

you have the coolest girlfriend ever for leting you do this

At 7/30/08 06:40 PM, ironeagle233 wrote:

At 7/30/08 05:17 PM, Burnzoid wrote: My girlfriend has given me approval also, after having long discussions about it with her, she finally realised that it's just sex, and nothing more.

you have the coolest girlfriend ever for leting you do this

I know, she's cute.

:3

UPLOAD IT. Then link it!

At 7/30/08 06:32 PM, ZyklonB wrote: I was hoping you would be finished off by that fandango virus

A virus can't kill a person. It just fucks up their computer. They can always reformat it, or get a new one.

Oh, and some suggestions:

1. Never let the cameraman show your pulsating ass on camera, even for a split second. I don't fucking care if you shaved it or not. At least blur it out.
2. Don't let him zoom in on your face for five minutes while a hot woman is down there being ignored. I don't care how strangely sexy your face is.
3. Don't try to include a plot or any of that stupid shit with bad acting, it's a retarded waste of time and pisses me off.
4. I don't want to hear you moaning and saying stupid shit the whole time.
5. Send me the video.

Put the endless handbag loop on it.

At 7/30/08 06:58 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Put the endless handbag loop on it.

Haha, that would be awesome, and ridiculous at the same time!

Will you feature in the film?

It won't be that great for very long, after having "hardcore" sex over and over, when the time comes to have sex with an actual lover, there will be no excitement, its like you leave work to go to work, if you catch my drift. Sticking your dick into something all the time gets old real fast, especially if there is no passion. Plus, for most porn, the women are beautiful, what if when you get your lover, shes not as perfect as the porn stars?

LOLOLOLOL COCK JOKE!!1!!11!!1

At 7/30/08 07:11 PM, TesticleKick wrote: It won't be that great for very long, after having "hardcore" sex over and over, when the time comes to have sex with an actual lover, there will be no excitement, its like you leave work to go to work, if you catch my drift. Sticking your dick into something all the time gets old real fast, especially if there is no passion. Plus, for most porn, the women are beautiful, what if when you get your lover, shes not as perfect as the porn stars?

The excitement would be doing it with the one you love.

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I hope it turns out to be a gay porn shoot.

At 7/30/08 07:17 PM, Azkainix wrote: I hope it turns out to be a gay porn shoot.

Fuck that sounds really bad after posting it.

At 7/30/08 07:19 PM, Azkainix wrote:

At 7/30/08 07:17 PM, Azkainix wrote: I hope it turns out to be a gay porn shoot.

Fuck that sounds really bad after posting it.

Sucks don't it?

thats what he said